User blog:MikeyRocks33/The Dangers of Clickbaiting

Hello, I am Just Dance Wiki's resident psychiatrist, Watermelondrea Rashondala Simmons. I am here to tell you all about the dangers that clickbaiting could do to you. I know some of you here have done clickbaiting at some point, even I used to do it until I got psychiatric help. I even became a psychiatrist myself! Now, let's get to the side effects of clickbaiting:


 * Mental health levels are slowly decreased.


 * For the men, you pen!s size will decrease dramatically, and for the women, you bre4sts will become saggier over time.


 * The more often you do it, the shorter amount of time until you reach the "writer's block" stage.


 * Also for the men, your sperm will turn blue and watery.


 * And for the women, the keratin in your hair follicles will turn your hair into fingernails.

I hope that the side effects of this horrible addiction will make you quit over time. Thank you and goodnight. Also, don't forget to tune in to my new medical show, "Sassy Shrinkers" on Thursday night.