User blog:BubbleBobbleWibble/I Don't Give A Double F**k About The Super Bowl

You heard that title right. It's not cl!tbait. It's a true serious blog about why I wanna f**k the Super Bowl so hard it dies.

Bad Thing-It's All Anout F**kball
So the main reason this event is bad is that it involves foot ball. I hate football and people that like it. It's nothing personal, it's just that I'm better than people that like Football.

Good Thing-Food
I am such a little piggy. (Remembers Cringy Childhood Songs) I love food like it's my wife. I wanna kiss it so hard it ends up in my stomach. ("Gross BubbleBobbleWibble!")

Bad Thing-It's Very Sexist
Okay this part My come as a shock but what I'm gonna say is that it's sexist. Do you ever see females playing? Noooo they are too busy cheerleading or preparing food for the big game.

Good Thing-The Commercials
The commercials. They are very nice. They can be funny sad or both. They are very creative and nice.

The End
I think this blog sums up the f**kball sport. Honestly I'd rather play f**kball than football. F**kball sounds like it could be interesting. Tell me what you think f**kball would be like and you might be featured in an upcoming blog!

Don't forget to END FOOTBALL AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!