User blog:JDlover/Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara - Episode 1: The New Generation

'''Welcome to the first episode of Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara! We’ve searched through all reaches of the Just Dance Wiki drag world and looked through all our applications and have found the Tantalizing Twelve to compete in this season!'''

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So without further ado, here is the new generation of dragtastic queens competing in this season of Beat Yo Face!



Condragulations to all of you whom have made it!

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<p style="text-align:center;">OzQueen (Ozcar Liamz) “I aoooooowwww aoaohahwhwowwo aagaaggrrgrgsgs aahahagga.” Hello I'm ozqueen luv winner of the gold dance glove xoxo

<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .' (silence)'' OzQueen: Oh, looks like I’m the first one. <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

<p style="text-align:center;">​ Gingica (MrFlamur) '“Make space for the queen... and my body.”' I am back for a third time! I already participated in the first 2 seasons but never got the chance to snatch the crown. I can't wait to see how this season turns out, I better get the crown or I'll sit on y'all faces. PERIOD. <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

OzQueen: (screams) Gingica: Hey queen! OzQueen: Girl, I screamed because I didn’t expect them to pull out a plus-sized queen just yet. [Shade sound effect] ''[Awkward silence] [Gingica and OzQueen burst into laughter]'' <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

<p style="text-align:center;">​ Robin X (FalcoLombardi99) '“X marks the spot! Robin X is in the house!”' My name is Robin X, I'm 17 years old from Akron, Ohio, US motherf*cking A! I am a superhero and BDSMqueen. My drag name comes from two Teen Titans characters: Robin and Red X. I am known for my Instagram famous BDSM looks. No look can be complete without fetish to me. I'm also known for my insanely long legs. I can easily crush a b*tch with them. <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

Gingica: Ooh girl she different. OzQueen: (confessional) Why is she a boy? I thought this was about drag queens not drag chaps. Gingica: So what’s with the get-up? Robin: I do boy drag, I’m a drag king. Gingica: ……..period. <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

<p style="text-align:center;">​ Billy Eyelash (Scrince) “Hey boos, I'm ready to make some wigs disappear.” Hi everyone, I'm Billy Eyelash and my style is shocking, I like to wear extravagant designer clothes and exotic high heels and my makeup and hair styles are based around the newest trends from beauty gurus. <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

<p style="text-align:center;">​ Maricarmen Maestra (JustJaumePS4) '“Hi gurls! Your favourite International Queen is here, Maricarmen Maestra! Let's slay this competition!”' Maricarmen comes directly from Spain, she loves dancing and she stans the Spanish singer Bad Gyal. Most of her inspiration comes from both Spanish and American cultures, that's why she's "Maestra" (Master in English, like Jasmine Masters) <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

Maricarmen: Esto es pa' que quede, lo que yo hago dura, con altura! Gingica: Girl who invited Gretchen? Maricarmen: I’m here to represent all the latina draggies! Robin: More like latina druggies… [Maricarmen rolls her eyes] <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

<p style="text-align:center;">​ Natasha (JustVladik4kides) '“Hi girls, kiss my russian nails, imma win this just bc I'm Natasha and I have the skinniest name. I believe in my thoughts and what I'm saying is always true.”' Natasha is a teacher, a dancer, a cha cha teacher, a car driver, a dishwasher, a makeup artist, a singer, a queen, a character, an identity. <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

Robin: She’s coming for my Madame X gig? Natasha: Natasha is… The Wiki’s Next Sass Supreme. Robin: Whatever you say Selena. <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

<p style="text-align:center;">​ Erikka69 (Erich21) '“Hi sisters and queens, I really missed everyone here! I’m ready to shake it out and turn it up!”' She's an androgenous queen, not willing to fit any gender stereotype. Rules don’t apply to her, only good taste. She is a pop, colorful queen with sort of childish jokes. <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

Robin: (confessional) Erikka? She made top 3 last season and lost, only the insane expect a different outcome.

(silence) <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

<p style="text-align:center;">​ Tina Dream (Pearl Louise) “Bon appetit, babies!” My name is Tina Dream and I am the #1 Katy Perry impersonator. I AM the Derrick Barry of the season <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

<p style="text-align:center;">​ Hannah (MrHman) “NOW the party can start.” Hannah's got sass. As a club queen, she's also the center of attention, with her body, personality, and moves. She can be whoever she wants to be and is held back by no one. <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

<p style="text-align:center;">​ Sin D. Kate (BenDeLaChrist) “*fixes hair* I look pretty good for an inactive b*tch.” Hi gay people xx. My name is Sin D. Kate, Sin for short, Sindy to keep it casual, Mommy Sin if ya nasty. I believe I have the power to snap all of you h0es out of existence. My style is derived from the great powerful Gods named Loona and is directly inspired by all things aesthetic and illegal to bring into the border. <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

Tina: Oh she’s quirky. Gingica: How old are you? Sin D.: (silent) <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

<p style="text-align:center;">​ María Netta (Ifeelveryattacked) “The latina sailor senshi is here!” Hello, i am María Netta and I am a latina queen. My drag style is influenced by anime and I really love Sailor Moon. Don't come for mama cause i will shade you henny! <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

Robin: (confessional) That eye makeup… girl this ain’t the Teen Titans. Natasha: [jumps] <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . .'''

<p style="text-align:center;">​ Nateo G2D (NateHu) “Y’all gonna go to clown academy after this.” My drag character is a clown and their style is crazy makeup. <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . . . Tina''': A clown? Gingica, it seems you have competition. Gingica: (confessional) Didn’t she just compare herself to Derrick Barry? Who’s really wearing the clown nose… <p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">'''. . .'''

Billy: OK, I think that makes all of us. Sin D.: How many queens do we have? María: (counting) 12! Hannah: Let’s get this party started!

[A siren sound plays]

<p style="text-align:center;"> “Oooh girl!”

[The queens freak out] Gingica: It’s happening! Erikka: Don’t get too excited Gingica or we’ll have another earthquake down West Hollywood. [Gingica stares daggers at her] 



<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center;">“She done already done had herses!”  



<p style="text-align:center;">''Hello my Tantalizing Twelve! What makes a banjie girl banjie? Could it be the rusty wigs? The busted makeup? Or maybe her lacefront ain’t glued right. Whichever it might be, her p*ssy is ALWAYS on fire! So hold onto your wigs, you’re on Beat Yo Face dammit! ''

Mini Challenge
<p style="text-align:center;">HELLO HELLO HELLO! [the queens freak out]

Hosts: Welcome to an all-new season of Beat Yo Face, with an all-new judging panel! In The Crystal Mascara, we will be witnessing a whole new generation of charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent! You queens will be making your way through all sorts of challenges, but we’ve decided to kick things off with something somewhat simple.

For your first Mini Challenge, you will be participating in a good old-fashioned RuVeal photoshoot! All you have to do is design a glistening full body Just Dance coach themed around crystals, preferably with a color scheme including blue and/or purple! You have 48 hours to submit the look to your Facebook confessional chat. Preferably submit it with a transparent background as all of your looks will be put together in a sickening promo image. GO!