User blog comment:MistyMelissa/not feeling good/@comment-8846246-20150325214956/@comment-8846246-20150326154457

Well since I'm a professional internet doctor I know how to cure you. Of at least 5 diseases.

Hang upside down with a sword in your hand and say "Love is pizza" backwards 27 times and you will be much better. You'll still have 15 deadly diseases but you'll last a few more days.

(again that's a joke)