Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33236864-20151011141359/@comment-24519445-20151228140148

Nope, never happened.

Once upon a time, there was a unicorn called Empsma. She was an alicorn who was lime green and had red hair. She was often mistaken as the Christmas Spirit, as she had red and green elements to her. There was also a donkey called Sandra. Donkeys may look innocent, but Sandra was no innocent donkey. He would always go to the Ponskeyland Brothel and bring home another pony with him. One of these nights, it was Empsma's lucky chance. They had unprotected s3x and Empsma started becoming sick every morning. She finally got off her lazy a$$ and drove to the chemist and picked up a pregnancy test. She used it and the results were far from what she'd wanted...