User blog:Kanetrealms/Plot Twist Ep. 2: The Christmas Cult

Here's another BS story written by Kanetrealms.

Part 1: Holly Jolly Holidays!
Sydney and Elise are on xmasclock.com counting down the days til Christmas

Elise: Only 4 more days! That's 24 times 4 is 90 hours before Christmas.

Sydney: I'm waiting for my DJ set from my parents after 5 years because they said it was too expensive.

also Sydney: And it's 96 dummy, you're in 11th grade, you should know.

Elise: Well it's not like we are gonna use the info of 24 times 4 to calculate anything in the rEaL WorLD.

Luke and Samuel are at the door making final touches for the Christmas spirit.

Luke: Alright, let's finish up the ornaments *drops ornament and it breaks on their porch

Sam: Got that one on camera

(IT'S A MEME, now go laugh)

Shawn is at his electric arena, gathering up the present to give to everyone.

Shawn: Which one of these stickers will fit, huh I think this might--- no this fits me the most--- oh this is the best.

Everything is normal, the characters meet up in a mall

Sam: Shall we go get Chick-Fil-A or Burger King first?

Kaylea: To have the real deal, you gotta have McD's food.

Me: Why'd you abbreviate it like that, it sounds weird.

Kaylea (to me): You probs just have a dirty mind.

Everything is normal until a slew of Christmas characters show up









Luke: Woah, that looks cool.

Tori: Stranger danger! AHHH!

Luke: They seem nice, they don't look frightening.

Elise: Yeah, I agree with Tori. Santa Claus wearing a tank top. That's all I gotta say.

Sydney: I think it's best if we go?

Kaylea: Yeah.

Luke: I want to join in! Hey guys, how much does it cost to get in here.

Christmas cult in unison: You just need to get the Christmas spirit like clothes and a hat.

Luke: *transforms into a Christmas person*

Tori: Woah, he's bald!



Elise: Why did I think he was cute?

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