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The most stupid story, Ep. 2
Stacey: Today is a wonderful day! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping... Mary (in the distance): I'm Mary, but you can call me tonight *gives him a paper with her phone number on it* Generic man: Ew *leaves* Stacey: ...and Mary is still a love failure! :D Zack: What are you talking about? Stacey: AH!! *punches him* don't scare me like that! Mary: Hey, that guy over there fell in love with me 7u7 Stacey: No, he didn't Mary: ...jealous Stacey: It's not jealousness, it's the truth Zack: That surely hurted Stacey: Shut up, you're gay Zack: And you're vegan, something even more ridiculous Alex and Chris: OOOOOOHHHHH Mary: When did these two appear? Alex: Shh, shh, secret... Chris: Thinking about it, this shouldn't be called "The most stupid story", it should be called "roasting the bride weirdette and the vegan one" Stacey: Suck my d*ck Alex: You're not Carl anymore. Stacey: I'M GONNA K-

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Stacey: Suck my d*ck Chris: But it's opposite day

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Stacey: Suck my d*ck Chris: I'm top, sorry :> Mary: Does that mean... 7u7 Alex: Yes, I'm the one who is f***ed. Mary: *nose bleeds* Jennifer: *comes in* Hello! What are you talking about? Alex: About getting fu- Zack: ABOUT BACKYARDIGANS Jennifer: Ok? Why is Mary's nose bleeding? Stacey: We're actually talking about yaoi Jennifer: And what's that? ._. Stacey: (F*ck, how do I tell her?) Is a... Mary: Is when two ogres love and f*ck each other :3. Jennifer: Now I'm traumatized :'3 *leaves* Zack: Well done b*tch Mary: 16-year-olds talking about Backyardigans is not a good excuse tbh Alex: And saying the f word in front of a 14-year-old is not a good idea! Jennifer: *comes back like a boomerang* How do you know I'm 14!? Alex: SaTaNiC PoWeRs darling :). Lance: Y'all should go to sleep definitely

All this was a WhatsApp conversation :v

Alex: No, it wasn't. Stacey: It indeed was, it started when I told Chris to suck my d*ck :v Zack: But Lance is not part of the group ._. Mary: I added him Chris: How did you get his number? Mary: He gave it to me yesterday :3 Alex: And who tf gave you admin? Stacey: I did! Chris: ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME!? Alex: YOU KNOW SHE CAN ADD ANYONE, RIGHT!? Mary: I only know you guys ._. Alex: REMOVE HER ADMIN NOW. Chris: AND REMOVE LANCE FROM THE GROUP Stacey: Ok! *pulls out her cellphone and does what the gay couple told her to* Done, I actually gave her admin just to add Jennifer! Chris: It's still dangerous tho Zack: One of the ten Commandments is "Never trust Mary" Mary: That's not true Zack: You don't read the bible? Stacey: Even people like Alex (ignorants) know that Alex: 😒. Chris: I'm sorry to say this sweetheart but... you're actually ignorant sometimes

The end :v
Sorry if it was short (again)... but I'm seriously bad at making storylines.