User blog:BubbleBobbleWibble/TPS (Season 1): Poppy Packs Up

Part One
Poppy: Poppy is packing up.

Greg: Great.

Poppy: Poppy is wondering who you are.

Greg: You made me internet famous.

Poppy: Wow. I made someone famous. I am double famous.

Greg: That's not how it works.

Poppy: Hold on a second. They are calling.

Greg: Who's they?

Poppy: Buy Poppy's new Money Perfume! It'll make you smell like a rich person. Like me.

Greg: What?!

Poppy: What just happened there. I was blacked out. I like it when my phone shoots smoke.

Greg: Okay. But why is their a bed there and why is their a suitcase on the bed?

Poppy: I'm going to Japan.

Greg: And why am I here?!

Poppy: Cause you're important.

Greg: Whatever.

MEANWHILE...

Charlotte: Hello little squirrel.

Squirrel: Squirrel!

Charlotte: Good idea. I should poison Poppy's perfume with toxic chemicals. So when she breathes it in she's through!

Fox: Fox!

Charlotte: Thanks.

Part Two
Poppy: Bye Satan! Bye Greg! See you in an unspecified timeframe!

Satan: See you! (Whispering) In hell.

Greg: Bye! Thanks for your inspiration.

(Poppy gets onto the plain)

Flight Attendent (Charlotte): Try some Money Perfume. You'll smell like a rich jer- nice person.

Poppy: Sure. (Puts on perfume;faints)

Charlotte: Heh Heh Heh