User blog:JD4SURVIVOR/Elect me rn

So yeah... I'm a candidate for president, and I believe you guys will be let down if you vote for any others. First of all, I have the most administrative experience, since I was promoted in June of 2014, and I am regularly on this wiki. I'm always willing to help out as much as I can, and I'm being as kind as I can be. Although I can come off edgy, we need some strict presidency on this wiki. I'm ready to honestly do this, and I won't let you guys down. I know I'm not the most known, nicest on the wiki, but why should others get elected if they don't even know what administrative positions are like on this wiki (with the exception of the admins that are running).

I'm mostly known on this wiki for making a lot of crappy art, but hey, that's a skill.

I promise to:

1. Be gentle with y'all.

2. Be a great president

3. Bribe you with as much as I can bribe

4. Be honest, loyal

5. Be an actual president

I'm pretty much the most experienced with administrative position, so why shouldn't I get the job?

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