Thread:SabrinaCarpenterLove/@comment-26699584-20160519194541/@comment-33236864-20160528171229

(another peaceful Saturday evening at home with Hats, Derp, John, Ballerina and I).

Hats: This movie is boring.

Emma: Yeah. Let's go turn on some MTV. (changes channel)

(MTV is playing Ms. Potato Head by Melanie Martinez, while it says "Next: The Potato Song" at the corner on the screen).

(Ms.PH ends and in the corner of the screen says "Now playing: The Potato Song", while the video starts)

The Potato Song

By The Patata Squad

Sony's Potato Music

Lyrics:

John: Yeah.

Hats: Here we go.

Derp: Woah!

John: Yeah, I love potatoes, can't you see?

Isn't it obvious that they're loving me?

Ballerina: Don't discriminate against potatoes! Just don't.

You'll have bad potato luck forevermore.

Everybody: Potatoes are the best! You know it.

So delicious!

Big or small, you know we like them all.

In the meantime, while they're cooking, we'll just sing our potato song.

Derp: You have no excuse to hate them, and you know it!

You can get them anywhere!

Hats: We know where they're free, or when they'll hijack your front door.

Yo, what are you waiting for?

Everybody: Potatoes are the best! You know it.

So delicious!

Big or small, you know we like them all.

In the meantime, while they're cooking, we'll just sing our potato song.

(epic guitar solo)

Emma: What are you waiting forrrrr?

Cuz, you don't have to decide, you can have them A-A-A-LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Everybody: Potatoes are the best! You know it.

So delicious!

Big or small, you know we like them all.

In the meantime, while they're cooking, we'll just sing our potato song.

Potatoes are the best! You know it.

So delicious!

Big or small, you know we like them all.

In the meantime, while they're cooking, we'll just sing our potato song.

Derp: Potato.

John: Potato.

Hats: Potato

Emma: Potato.

Ballerina: Potato.

Everybody:Big, or small, we still like 'em all.

And in the meantime, we'll just sing our potato song.

(music video ends)

Ballerina: OMG! We made that song as a joke! Can't believe MTV played it.

Emma: What are you expecting? New Years' Eve is always the craziest.

John: OMG I remember that!

Derp: That was so embarassing!

Hats: I don't know why are you guys complaining. We are superstars now.

(insert laugh track)