User blog:Xxdenmexx/The most stupid story, Ep. 3: Stacey’s dumb secret

New Year special In this episode, someone will make its debut!

The most stupid story, Ep. 3
A normal day,, and Chris, went into Stacey's house, they were carrying some boxes for her.

Mary: Here we are! :D *about to kick door* Alex: Um, isn't it better to knock? Mary: Nope *kicks door down* Stacey! We're he- WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING!? Chris: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? Alex: I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK THE F***ING DOOR!! Stacey: I CAN EXPLAIN!!!

...Let's go back in time.

* 7 on morning* Mary: *wakes up* uhhhh *yawns* where am I? Whatever... *goes to the kitchen to have breakfast*

On the kitchen.

Mary: *looks at window and sees three boxes* huh? *goes outside* what's this? *looks that the boxes say "Special deliver for: Stacey"* Wait... *pulls out phone and calls Chris*

Meanwhile, on everyone's favorite couple's house.

Chris and Alex: *sleeping* Chris: *suddenly wakes up* WHAT!? *looks at phone ringing, picks up* Mary, why tf would you call me at... *looks at hour* 8 on morning? Mary: I found this boxes in my front door and they say they're for Stacey Chris: I don't give a piss Mary: I SAID *pulls out sandwich, but you can't see* can you help me to carry them? Chris: Isn't it better to call a truck or something? Mary: This is fanfiction, we don't have common sense Chris: *sighs* ok... *hangs up* *wakes Alex up with kisses and caresses* honey... Alex: *waking up* ? Chris: Help me with something, please... *kisses his forehead* Alex: Is it something related to Mary? Chris: Yes! Alex: Then, no. *tries to go back to sleep* Chris: ...
 * Chris's phone starts ringing*

After, various attemps, Alex finally accepts to help Mary in something she could easily do alone.

On Mary's house.

Mary: *waiting* (what if they joked and said "yes" for me to calm down? THOSE MOTHERF- oh, wait, they're coming here) Hi! Here are the boxes Alex: I still think it's better to call the f***ing truck. Mary: Shut up and carry a box *starts carrying a box* Alex: well then... *starts carrying a box* Chris: *carries a box as well*

On the way to Stacey's house.

Chris: They're not heavy... Mary: What do you think they have inside? For some reason it doesn't say its content... Alex: I don't know, nor I want to. Chris: It would be funny af if it turns out to be for another Stacey Mary: If that happens, I'll kill our Stacey Alex: Not even I would do that, I've done it before but not again.

Some time later.

Mary: I love this sreet! :D Chris: Ok boomer *laughs* Mary: Dead joke Alex: I don't even remember where does Stacey lives. Mary: We have to cross some more stree- AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *falls into manhole* Chris: MARY!! Alex: BOX, ARE YOU OKAY!? Mary: YOU CARE FOR A BOX MORE THAN ME!? Alex: YOU REVIVE OVER AND OVER, BOXES DON'T.
 * Chris and Alex peek out at the manhole*

And then, a hero suddenly appears.



Chris: ... Alex: wAiT, ThE bOx!!1! *jumps into manhole*
 * The unknown hero goes out out of the manhole with Mary on his arms*

T A K E   T W O

* The unknown hero goes out of the manhole with Mary AND her box on his arms* Alex: Oof. Chris: Who are you? Mary: *Jumps out of hero* Thank you so much! Whoever you are...

Alex: 3... Chris: 2... Both: 1... Mary: THAT GUY IS HOT AF!!!!!!

After some walking, the coaches finally arrive into Stacey's house.

Mary: Here we are! :D *about to kick door* Alex: Um, isn't it better to knock? Mary: Nope *kicks door down* Stacey! We're he- WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING!? Chris: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? Alex: I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK THE F***ING DOOR!! Stacey: I CAN EXPLAIN!!! Chris: Weren't you vegan!? Mary: I've lived a lie Alex: What if the boxes contain more turkey!? *about to open a box* Stacey: Don't open them! Wait, you guys brought the boxes I ordered to my house? Thanks! :D Mary: eXpLaiN YoUrSeLf Stacey: Ok... ''You know I'm vegan, right? Well, being vegan f***ing sucks!! Everytime I go to a house, people serve f***ing animals! I can't eat anything! I've always wondered how turkey tastes like, and I was eating some! It's one of the most delicious sh*t ever!'' Alex: That's your explanation? Then why tf would you want to be vegan on the first place? Chris: And wtf is inside the boxes? Stacey: I feel really bad for animals :'v, btw, I didn't order the boxes, my father did, one of them contains some things for Dog Chris: If your father ordered them, why do they have your name on them? Stacey: Lol, not even I knew that :P Mary: I'm confused af :'v, btw, a handsome hero saved me! Alex: Nobody cares! Stacey: Yeah, not even I care! Mary: ...the beers on 2018 new year's party contained some drugs The other 3: WHAT!?
 * the unrelevant vegan was eating... turkey!?*

The end :v
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