User blog:TheElectraFroot/Storytime with Electra - Episode One

Congratulations. If you've made it this far, you show great appreciation for even the biggest idiot in earth! 🙂

Okay, I want to teach y'all some lessons because I'm bored and I have nothing else to do. This is my first story.

How my sarcasm got past the heads of my peers
Today, I was a bit bitter about society. Now, I don't know if that is just me or if society is just an uncultured piece of crap sometimes. Anyway, do you know how many damn times I dropped my things only to have people walk their asses beside me and not even think "hey lemme just pick it up for ya"?

Okay, maybe I'm dramatic.

Anyway, today I got scolded for picking up a book. A BOOK. The popular kids can cuss and they don't get scolded and yet I happen to get scolded just for touching papers and stuff?!

There i go again being dramatic.

In Choir, I got a bit salty because some boy was talking to his girlfriend. I might have called him out in front of the entire class. Should I feel sorry? I think so. But considering he's put me to shame before and became petty, I guess Electra Heart can be a b***h too.

In English, announcements came on and somebody couldn't hear them because - what a surprise - people were talking. So I just said, "Well, nobody cares because everyone is so concerned about their social status that they can't shut up."

Lesson learned: sometimes I can be sweet. Sometimes, I can be petty.