User blog:TheElectraFroot/History of Just Dance (inspired by history of the entire world, i guess)

Hey there. You're in your room, dancing. But it isn't your choreo. It's another person's made up choreo edited into a video game. RADICAL, huh? And that choreo is part of the #1 dancing game. You have the #1 dancing game worldwide, which is-

''Super ultra radical! But how???''

Rewind back to the 2000s. Ahh, how Fergie was so young. But there was another person. He decided:

"Wouldn't it be cool to see people up on their feet dancing?"

So he consulted with Ubisoft.

"no." says Ubisoft

So he asks again.

"Pls?'

"No."

"Pls?"

"No."

So he tried again.

"PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS?"

There was a long silence until Ubisoft said,

"No."

So he cried.

years later

"Good news! We actually love your plan!"

months later

"Good news! You're not broke so you can make the game!"

"Yey!"

So off he went and bragged to his cousins

"And they slapped him really hard. He ended up being hospitalized."

(note: this is a joke, not a complete ripoff.)