Talk:Just Dance 2018/@comment-1465604-20170830113142

As I've had a chance to personally dance to every single song revealed insofar in front of or on an Ubisoft stage, I thought it was time for me to write a tier list. Internal ranking inside of each tier matter, so if a song is listed higher than another, it' considered better even if thry're both in the same tier. Alsp, ranking are based on both songnquality and routine quality.

Bad Romance (Official Choreo) Tier


 * Blow Your Mind (Mwah)

Blow Your Mind (Mwah)" is so fantasticI placed it in its own tier. It's the routine other JD2018 routines all have to measure up to.

Worth It Tier


 * Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)
 * Footloose
 * Bubble Pop!

"Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)" is great if a bit simplistic. "Footloose" is simplistic but oh so fabulous. It's a simplistic routine done right. It took me a while to warm up to "Bubble Pop!" due to the weird timing, but once I had, it was so, so good.

Titanium Tier


 * Side to Side
 * Rockabye Baby
 * Dharma
 * Swish Swish

Why is "Swish Swish" so far down you might ask? The thrusting portions, that's why, especially the weird sped-ups portions of them. Without them, it'd be above "Bubble Pop!". The rest are just quality routines. The gap between Worth It Tier and Titanium Tier is almost non-existent. I just didn't want a single gigantic tier.

Scream & Shout Tier


 * Chantaje
 * The Way I Are (Dance With Somebody)
 * Naughty Girl
 * Beep Beep I’m a Sheep

Good, but not good enough for Titanium Tier. "Naughty Girl" is a bit too repetitive, "The Way I Are (Dance With Somebody" a bit too long (and repetitive). "Beep Beep (I'm a Sheep)" is a meme song done right.

Hips Don't Lie Tier


 * 24K Magic
 * Make It Jingle
 * Despacito

Good concepts, less good execution. "Despacito" would be a great routine if it were used for a faster song. There are several stellar moves in there. It's just too slow now. "Make It Jingle" is fun, but it has only some 8 moves that repeat over and over and over again. "24K Magic" j7st has a bunch of boring moves interwoven with good to great ones.

Into You Tier


 * John Wayne
 * Automaton
 * Kissing Strangers

Could have been so much more, but now thry're all "meh". These sre all flawed in some way that will relegate them to the bottom of my pöay list.

Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) Tier


 * Love Ward
 * Daddy Cool
 * Blue (Da Ba Dee)

There's no saving these.