User blog:Jackboog21/BNC

Nelly: Hello, I'm Nelly Newsando.

Colten: And I'm Colten Lucky.

Nelly: And we're here at the BNC, Boog National Convention. After many long months of Boog Party candidates fighting for the nomination, we're down to just two.

Colten: Jack Boog, Governor of the state of Anjans, is the most likely in my opinion. But perhaps Boogath Van Drope, senator from the state of Katy, can win this.

Kelly: I have full support for Boogath. I'm on team "Boogath or Bust".

Colten: Wasn't that the phrase Jack supporters used, "Boogie or Bust"?

Kelly: Colten, it works both ways. Oh, looks like Boogath is coming on stage.

(Camera pans to the stage.)

Boogath: We've ran a great campaign, the best campaign. But I've decided to drop out, I only ran as a joke. I'm quite shocked a sizable amount of the Boog Party voters are dumb enough to vote for me. Bye!

(Camera pans back to Nelly and Colten)

Kelly: I...I don't believe it....

Colten: Well, I guess Jack wins the nomination. *begins dancing* You feeling the Boog yet, Kelly?

(Kelly is still in shock)

Colten: Oh, I guess Jack's coming on stage now.

(Camera pans back to stage)

Jack: Some of my opponents from other parties say we need to make this wiki great again, but when hasn't it? This wiki is already great, but I, with your help, can make it better! And that is why I'm gladly accepting the Boog nomination!

(Camera returns to Nelly and Colten, and Nelly's eyes are twitching)

Nelly: BOOGATH LIED TO US!

Colten: Well, that's what you get for going with the worst polling Boog candidate in history. Anyway, join me and Kelly next election when Box News lets us out of the closet so we can host this.