User blog:Little Fantasy/Brand new console! (Fantasy One)


 * disclaimer* This blog wasn't made to insult Jimothy The Limon or someone else. If it's offensive to you, I'll edit it.

Not long ago, Jimothy The Limon presented a new console. I find it not very useful for people like me. Who needs 10 controllers? Most people don't even have this amount of friends. Some don't have any friends. So, I present a totally new console: Fantasy One!

You will ask "Why Fantasy One? Seriously, what kind of dumb name is it?". Well, our company, Little Fantasy Inc., was working to make this console the best ans blah-blah-blah some cliche phrases about Fantasy One being unique. The thing is, I named it Fantasy One because my username is Little Fantasy, if you didn't notice yet. I would change my username, but I've already changed it one time. Ok, I'm going too off topic. But why One? Is it some kind of Xbox One plagiarism? No. Because you can play it totally alone, without any dumb people to bother you!

Oh wait, WRONG. You'll have to play it alone. There's only one controller avaliable. The second controller won't make you think about not having friends, if it won't exist, right? And now, the games list.

Find A Couple!
A dating simulator where you should find a girl or a guy and make this human love you. But it's impossible for losers like you, honey. You don't have any friends, if you buy this console. And that should mean you don't have a couple. And that should mean you couldn't find it. And that means you don't know how to do it. So, you won't complete this game. Ha.

Normal Human Simulator
Ever wondered how does being successful and having a lot of friends feel? Well, now you can learn it when playing Normal Human Simulator! You can do impossible for you IRL things, like finding a girlfriend, having talents and being friends with someone!

Super Cool Game 2017
This game requires a lot of people, so call your friends! Oh wait. You don't have friends. How could I forget it? Loser.

So...
This console is perfect for you! Call us now and buy it! And you can buy a second Fantasy One with a 20% discount and gift it at your friend's birthday! Oh, you haven't got friends. I forgot it one more time. Sorry, it's so funny to look at your face when I say the word "friend". Anyways, BUY IT IMMEDIATELY!