User blog:Danial6492000/Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara UNTUCKED! - Episode 6: Cosmic Ball



'''This is Untucked, backstage of the competition to become the Wiki's next sass supreme. This is everything you didn't get to see on the runway. Girl, if you're not watching Untucked, you're getting half the story!'''

Beat Yo Best Friend's Face

 [The queens enter the Untucked lounge after being critiqued]

OzQueen: Sin D… ''' OzQueen:''' I think at this point this is not a best friend game so I think our friendship is over in the show. I want the crown and you’ll never get it.

Sin D.: we never started in the first place wh*re.

Sin D.: face it b*tch im winning and you’re getting the shuga edit 😘😘😘

OzQueen: Eye-

OzQueen: B*tch hold awn…

Sin D.: Irrelevancy is a disease hun ❤❤❤ get well soon

[Metal scraping sound]

Sin D.: wig there’s no cure

Sin D.: we chemotherapy ✋😁✋😁

OzQueen: U gon regret this c*nt

Sin D.: Good you’re a flop.

[Sin D. Kate throws her Absolut™ Cocktail]

Sin D.: as red as the period caftan you served in the bottom

Sin D.: Have fun lipsyncing next week n*tstain 💖💖💖  OzQueen: vice. versa.

Sin D.: can’t even spell we love asl representation!

Sin D.: mess…. you’re a fraud, a phony… you shoulda never have took my fabric in the werkroom

OzQueen: You don’t want me to share that secret

Sin D.: do it b*tch

[OzQueen goes and calls the judges to come in]

Sin D.: Damn calling the judges to get their attention? Whew chile talk abt desperation

OzQueen: Miss sin d Kate had rough s*x with her bff while competing and his bff gave him roaches

Sin D.: good

Sin D.: it was a nice c*ck anyways 😘

OzQueen: Chicken...cheese...lettuce..and desserts for daayaayygss

[OzQueen falls to the floor]

Sin D.: omg she’s having a stroke call the paramedics!

Sin D.: Hellen Keller is that you???????

Sin D.: and yes I got roaches what about it

Sin D.: i got crabs the last time i f*cked via

[OzQueen stands back up]

OzQueen:

OzQueen: Brushing sin d Kate’s wigs 😍😍😍😍

Sin D.: at least my wigs can move unlike your stiff a$$ 3 dollar Party City Gigi Rowe limited editions

[Shade sound]

Delusion: Convince Yourself

OzQueen: Sleepin’ 😪😪🛏🛏😫😴💤💤

Sin D.: the judges sleeping on me 😭😭😭😭

[The queens are silent]

OzQueen: They can keep sleeping

Sin D.: they in a coma once they saw your coin costume b*tch

Sin D.: sis this is byf not make a wish foundation

Sin D.: actually yes it should be make a wish bc im sick of y’all sleeping on me

[The queens are silent once again]

[The judges intervene and disclose confidential information]

Sin D.: Anna ou

Sin D.: Shows how iconic i am 😘😘😘

Sin D.: we love an impactful queen

Via: ms ozqueen and maricarmen have done pretty well

Via: gingica on the other hand ...the lowest is what? Zero.

Gingica: what the f*ck is going on

Sin D.: gingic*ck

Via: we’re only halfway through the season so things can change… drastically 😳

Via: any challenge can make it or break it

[The queens become nervous]

Sin D.: imagine changing the entire show but not changing your judging looks!

[Shade sound]

Via: we do… every episode

Via: get that d*ck out your face and open your eyes

Sin D.: no.

[rucucucu]

Gingica: I mean at least it’s haute couture

Via: exactly what is haute couture… your shakira look? 😭

''[The queens lose it but Gingica sits confused] '' HoWaffles: period

Gingica: i slipped, i meant your looks are a hot mess.

[Everyone is silent]

[Everyone laughs- not with Gingica, but at her]

Chip on Her Shoulder

Gingica: salted lays >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paprika

Gingica: paprika lowkey sh*te  Natasha: paprika lays >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> other girls out there

Natasha: paprika lays SH*TS on every other basic flavour they did before

Natasha: waved paprika lays............THE FLAVOUR

Natasha: its so real

Gingica: paprika literally boring flavor...

Gingica: salt, ketchup, (nacho) cheese, onion, doritos sauce etc... >>>>>>>

OzQueen: What the fuvk is paprika

OzQueen: Isn't that Nick Jonas’s girlfriend?

Sin D.: Justin Bieber eating ketchup flavored lays>>>>

Gingica: DJDJDJDJS ICONIC

OzQueen: Lemon chips >>>>>>>>

Gingica: I've never had lemon chips we

Gingica: or never heard of it

Natasha: sour cream crisps >>>>>>>>>>

Gingica: YES

Gingica: sour cream pringles literally heaven

OzQueen:



OzQueen: Pizza

Who's Who?

Sin D.: Natasha is the miss fame of the season

Sin D.: mediocre runways with terrible acting skills

[Metal scraping sound]

Gingica: Natasha is shangela from s4

Gingica: she came and we never heard of her anymore

Sin D.: sis at least we still remember her

Sin D.: you’re the Alisa summers

[OHHHH]

HoWaffles: gingica is the eureka of the season

Sin D.: where’s tina dream?

Sin D.: white on the outside, black on the inside

Sin D.: why else was she allowed to make the racist joke

[rucucucu]

Via: ms oreo windette?

Sin D.: reverse oreo

Sin D.: gingica is the mega stuff

[Shade sound]

Sin D.: I said what I said… periodt

Sin D.:



Sin D.: me and the squad coming up to blow up ppr

HoWaffles: AM

Sin D.: martin Luther king walked so Natasha can run

[Everyone looks around for Natasha but she is out on her smoke break]

HoWaffles: ppr HQ is currently closed down for redesigns and danho is in rehab for her p*ssy rubbing while looking at pictures of ronald mcdonald addiction ❤

[The queens are silent]

Sin D.: so that’s why you flopped in the comedy challenge

[Shade sound]

Via: no our team flopped bc the judges hated our a$$ ❤

Sin D.: i can see

HoWaffles: yes that was back during the ppr vs wiki drama ❤

Gingica: not how i didn’t even write a line in that challenge

Gingica: well luckily or I would’ve made it bad

QOS: yes you would’ve made it terrible ❤

HoWaffles: well we can tell since I sent you home

Gingica: well look who is home now, not you

Via: yes we’re on the judging panel deciding your fate

''[Hannah, Maricarmen and Tina practice the lip-sync song]

[P.A. gives the queens the 5-minute warning]''

''Back on the runway…

[Voiceover]

“Maricarmen Maestra, Tina Dream… I’m sorry my dears but you are up for elimination.”

[Maricarmen and Tina lipsync for their lives]



After the lipsync…

Hosts: Maricarmen Maestra…



''Hosts: Tina Dream, baby, you’re a firework, and you gave us that hummingbird heartbeat. We wish you the best on your journey. Now…''



Tina: I guess I really was the one that got away!

[Tina heads to the Werk Room and packs her bags]

Tina: (confessional) I f*cked up, I guess, and I’ve paid the price. I’m just… frustrated. I wanted to give it my all but it just didn’t faze me. Oh well...

[Tina drives off in a van]

Tina: I’mma be your teenage dream! ...Just not tonight. Byeeeee!

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