User blog:Ain'tMyFault/How Jesus Saved Me + Happy New Year

Chapter One-The Dark Alley
It started when I was at a party at Bowling Alley. And after I ate some cake, I got a little high (a sugar high okay,don't think I'm doin' the weeds or the Coke (cause I like Pepsi)) And then I passed out in the alley. Then it got dark.

Chapter Two-The Stumble
So I stumbled after I woke up, and as I was walking out getting yelled by a woman, I noticed a church.

Chapter Three-The Church
I went inside the church.

Chapter Four-The Man
So I saw a man in the church and asked "what was poppin?" And he was like, "I need 9 words to get my college essay up to the requirement." And I'm like "I have the perfect 9 words..."

Chapter Five-The 9 Words
H I T O R M I S S I G U E S S T H E Y N E V E R M I S S H U H!!!!!!!!

Anyways he was satisfyed. And so was I. I was satisfyed by Jesus.

Jesus left me satisfied. BUT HOW? TO BE CONTINUED...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!