Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-24338901-20170720221708/@comment-24519445-20170721063307

I met Lana Del Rey recently, my name is Mikey and this is my M&G story. I met her sometime this year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy, and she lost a long time Lanatic that day. I walked into the $350 M&G and said 'hello'. She replies with 'fat' and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her and asked to do my pose she stared at me blank faced. I continued talking 'you saved my life' I say, 'you're the reason I'm alive today.' She looks me dead in the eye and says 'you'll die soon enough, fatty' and then whispered 'obesity'. I started crying, I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said 'are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now,' and she flicked my vajayjay. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the M&G section and that's when Lana started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Lana Del Rey is, in fact, a horrible person. Thank you.

Also, please don't take this seriously for those who don't get it lmao.