User blog:Danial6492000/Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara UNTUCKED! - Episode 3: Seeing Double



'''This is Untucked, backstage of the competition to become the Wiki's next sass supreme. This is everything you didn't get to see on the runway. Girl, if you're not watching Untucked, you're getting half the story!'''

[Voiceover]

"Hannah, María Netta, Natasha, the three of you are safe. You may leave the stage.”

[The safe queens leave the stage and make their way to the Untucked lounge]

Hannah: (confessional) Yet again, I’m safe. It’s a good feeling but this also means that I should start working harder as the only time I wasn’t safe, I was in the bottom two.

Natasha: (confessional) Safe? Pffft. Girl, my look is a million times more polished and creative than some of the girls standing out there right now. I only have one word to say, rigged.

[The safe queens reach the Untucked lounge and take a seat]

The Season of Bullying

[The queens enter the Untucked lounge after being critiqued]

[The hosts intervene]

Via: (jokingly) i as an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property i am DISGUSTED at how you queens copied the judges this week.

[HoWaffles laughs]

Gingica: WOOOO when I'm the only one that's not in bottom 2 this episode

QOS: (jokingly) Yes there’s a bottom 9 tonight ❤️❤️

Robin: Rigged

[Queen of Snakes looks at her confusingly]

Robin: You confirmed you're rigging this season for Gingica pretty much?

QOS: Why would we rig it for GINGICA 😭😭

Robin: Cuz she's the only one not in the bottom 9

QOS: Please I was joking

Robin: Inb4 Gingica is the one actually in the bottom

HoWaffles: period.

[rucucucu]

Gingica: tell another one

Robin: Gingica wins the season in a double crowning.

Gingica: this is for drag queens…

[Shade sound]

OzQueen: Robin, I hate your costumes

[Metal scraping sound]

Gingica: Natasha, how does it feel taking the personality of a celebrity all season long?

Robin: “all season”

Gingica: tea, won’t get past ep5

Natasha: no

Gingica: real smooth

[Natasha is silent]

Gingica: well guess what mimi Natascha… we did

Natasha: ...you have no chance against me

Natasha: get ready to lipsync ❤️

Gingica: mirror talks aren't supposed to be said out loud

[Shade sound]

Natasha: so why are you talking then?

Gingica: to what does this relate to?

[The queens look at eachother confusingly]

[silence]

Gingica: anyways Natascha come up with correct arguments x

Natasha: i already did… and?

Gingica: when

Natasha: you cannot correctly respond to them x

Gingica: because they make no cents 😭

[silence]

[Everyone sips on their cocktails silently]

[Gingica leaves for a smoke break (at this point we’re just concerned about her lungs)]

María VS… Everyone

[María comes back from a bathroom break]

María: Hello

OzQueen: Gay

María: OzQueen, please stop

[OzQueen is silent]

María: You are so annoying

OzQueen: [cucu]

[María facepalms]

María: You say things like this just to make me angry

OzQueen: This is so skinny sis you snapped the tea sksksks

[María looks at OzQueen confusingly]

María: ...I'm just not going to listen to you right now

OzQueen: Queen of not listening

OzQueen: Asl queen

María: OzQueen next queen to be eliminated

OzQueen: Funny clown

María: You’re the clown

[Gingica comes back from her smoke break]

Gingica: hey girls

María: I don’t like you

[rucucucu]

Gingica: so what are you finally gonna be good at your challenges

María: You’re speaking as if you were ever good at your challenges

María: ...Your looks are so bad girl

OzQueen: Amm, show yours sweetie

Gingica: mine are polished….

María: More like polish remover

[rucucucu]

OzQueen: Then yours is acrylic paint

María: At least I can call them art, unlike whatever your looks are

Gingica: mine are camp….

Gingica: ...not a white dress

María: Your looks burnt down the camp honey

[Shade sound]

María: Mine are elegant and chic

María: I’m talented…

Gingica: said no one

María: Said everyone

Gingica: said everyone indeed

[María is silent]

María: You're just jealous because you'll be eliminated soon

OzQueen: María your only talent is downloading sailor Moon h*ntai [in reference to her unsolicitedly sending pictures of Sailor Moon h*ntai to the chat recently]

[OHHHHH]

María: OzQueen your only talent is being untalented

OzQueen: Say that to my fanmades xoxo

María: If your fanmades look like this then why don't you show that level of creativity in the runways 😘

Maricarmen: Actually using a plumbob as a head is original tho

Maricarmen: I wish I had that idea

OzQueen: The challenge was crystals

Maricarmen: I know

OzQueen: Plumbob is a crystal

Maricarmen: Nobody said it wasn’t

OzQueen: But it’s a crystal

Maricarmen: Yes

[Everyone’s just collectively confused at this point]

[P.A. gives the queens the 5-minute warning]

[Tina Dream, Robin X, and Sin D. Kate practice the lip-sync song as they predict themselves to be in the bottom 2]

Back on the runway…

[Voiceover]

“Robin X and Tina Dream, I’m sorry my dears but you are up for elimination”

[Robin X and Tina Dream lipsync for their lives]



After the lipsync...

Hosts: Ladies, we’ve made our decision.

Hosts: María Netta…Will you please step forward?



Hosts: María, is there anything you’d like to say to your fellow queens gathered here tonight?

''María: I have not been honest towards my sisters. The truth is… I am not an actual participant in this competition. I wanted to still be a part of the show despite not being able to remain online for its entire duration, the hosts and I agreed to make me an informant. Long story short, I’m a spy.''

Hosts': María Netta'''… Our dearest asbestoSIS. You’ve served us well, and we’ll truly miss having you around. Now…''

María: Bye everyo-- [She begins coughing uncontrollably]



[The hosts and queens cackle]

[María heads to the werk-room and packs her bags]

María: (confessional) Even at my departure I stay controversial. All jokes aside, these were a fun three weeks to spend and I really wanted to be a part of this season despite things not looking quite favorable for me. However, I’m thankful for my time here and I just know the queens back there are ten times more anxious now at what’s to come!

[María drives off in a van]

María: The asbestos queen departs!



 9 QUEENS REMAIN