Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33236864-20151011141359/@comment-24519445-20151228141415

Sky never mattered anyways.

The twins were conjoined from their finger, so it was no problem for them to separate them, especially since Empsma turned into a drunk after realizing she was preggers with them. She decided to name them Sandra and Monkey, after the two most sl*ttiest users on the wiki. After the events of the childbirth, Empsma went to her fridge to take her 'daily' dose of pageant crack, made of pixie stick sugar, tang, Hawaiian Punch mix and high grade crack. She then went to meet Sunny Woo Woo, the local sl*t of Ponskeyland and offered her the pageant crack for $2,000. Sunny Woo Woo agreed to the deal that if she helps her get the attention of the male equivalent of her, Wes Gardner, she would offer her another $2,000. Empsma reluctantly agreed to this and got Wes to meet them. The next morning, it was revealed that Sunny Woo Woo was preggers with Wes' child...