User blog:JDlover/Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara - Episode 12: Grand Finale



Live from the Cocklivia Theater, it’s the Beat Yo Face Grand Finale!

Tonight, we will be witnessing the return of your favorite Season 3 queens, the premiere of the official music video for Call Me Mother featuring the Top 3, and the crowning of the Wiki’s Next Sass Supreme!

Now, put your hands together for the eliminated queens of Season 3!



. .  .  .  She’s here to take you to clown school, it’s Nateo G2D!

. .  .  .  Don’t blink or you’ll miss her, it’s Billy Eyelash!

. .  .  .  Our favorite asbestoSIS, María Netta!

. .  .  .  She’s stylish and androgynous, Erikka69!

. .  .  .  X marks the spot! It’s Robin X!

. .  .  .  She’ll always be in our teenage dreams, it’s Tina Dream!

. .  .  .  Our reigning Miss Congeniality, Hannah!

. .  .  .  She’s mastering in… sultriness! It’s Maricarmen Maestra!

. .  .  .  Big black is in the house, Natasha!

. .  .  .  [The audience cheers] . .  .  .  Now, welcome our glimmering Top 3! . .  .  .  .  Gingica!

. .  .  .  .  OzQueen!

. .  .  .  .  ...and Sin D. Kate! . .  [The audience goes wild] . .  .  .  And last, but certainly not least, please welcome… the hosts! . .  .  .   .

. .  .  .  . Hosts: Welcome to the Grand Finale of Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara! Get ready for a night to remember, full of twists, turns, and talent, where we’ll be crowning The Wiki’s Next Sass Supreme! Additionally, we will be premiering the long-awaited music video for the Call Me Mother remix featuring our Top 3!

We’re kicking off the night with a series of interviews to our dazzling Top 3, but they ain’t snatching the crown that easily! For the first time in Beat Yo Face herstory, our queens will face off in an epic lipsync smackdown, where the winner takes it all!

Now, please welcome to the stage the incomparable fashion queen of the season, Gingica!

Interviews


Hosts: Hey kitty girl! So first of all, condragulations on making it this far! Who do you have supporting you tonight?

Gingica: Queen Elizab*tch, Shrekora and Chelsea The Reaper are here! Us and other PPR members always put a blast back at the studio, so I decided to put this show on blast too, unfortunately without Skip AD. Also Shrekora sorry girl for doing you dirty in the challenge!

[The hosts cackle]

Hosts: Now, what do you think was the hardest part of the competition for you?

Gingica: The hardest part was coming up with texts, such as scripts and lyrics. It's a known fact I'm not a literate person. My strength is more creating things.

Hosts: You've participated in previous seasons of Beat Yo Face, however, you never made it this far! What gave you the drive to reach Top 3 this season?

Gingica: First of all since Season 1, which was 4 years ago, I actually made my first runway ever on episode 1. Since then I've improved my skills from time to time. Which got me here on the Top 3. And second of all, the other 2 seasons had big competitors and unfairness from the judges in Season 2... yes maybe that was shade.

[The audience laughs]

Hosts: Alright, give it up for Gingica!

[Applause] Next up, please welcome the kooky-yet-glamorous, OzQueen!



Hosts: Hey super queen! Who’s supporting you tonight?

OzQueen: I have my fanbase, the "OzQueers" cheering me up. [crickets]

[The hosts chuckle]

Hosts: What was your relationship with your fellow queens throughout the season like?

OzQueen: As you all saw, my relationship with the queens was poor and I was fighting all the time, so… period!

[The audience laughs]

Hosts: Now everyone was shocked when you landed in the bottom during The Shrew, how did it feel like lipsyncing for your life?

OzQueen: While lipsyncing I felt shocked and also kinda weird ‘cause it was the first time, but things worked out and I beat that b*tch Hannah.

Hosts: Thank you, OzQueen. Now go and get ready to lipsync for the crown!

[Applause] Last but cer-taint-ly not least, the jack-of-all-trades of the season, Sin D. Kate!



Hosts: Hey queen! Who do you have supporting you in the audience tonight?

Sin D.: I have my friends, family, Maricarmen, Hannah, Go Won, the store clerk from Trader Joe's, and Ava Max for the opening number.

[The audience laughs]

Hosts: Which challenge did you find the most difficult during the competition?

Sin D.: I think the challenge that I found the most difficult on the show was the makeover but the robot challenge definitely comes a close second. Just the fact that I have to try to makeover someone who didn't fit drag standards was hard enough for me to do already. It took me a whole lot of effort to try and fit Boo into that big ass dress, sorry Boo!

[Camera pans to Boo in the audience]

[The hosts snicker]

Hosts: Now you got us by surprise with how well you performed throughout the competition, were you an avid fan of Beat Yo Face before participating this season?

Sin D.: Oh honeeeeey. Y'all really wanna know so much about me do you? [The hosts chuckle] I wasn't just a really avid fan of BYF, girl I stanned almost every wiki survival show girl. TGDG, Survivor, etc. But only the ones that didn't flop though.

[rucucucu]

Hosts: The library is officially closed! Now go and get ready to lipsync for the crown!

[Applause]

Music Video Premiere
Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come for us to premiere the official music video for the Call Me Mother remix by RuPaul featuring the Top 3 of Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara!

Now, without further ado...



[The audience cheers and laughs]

Hosts: That was legendary! Special thanks to Gigi McDonald and Queen of Snakes for directing and editing the video! Now, the time has come for the epic lipsync smackdown for the crown… bring back our girls!

Elimination
[The queens re-enter the stage in their lipsyncing outfits]

Hosts: Welcome back ladies. Now, before you lipsync, we have something to announce. Tonight, based on your performances throughout the season and the fan response, we’ve made the decision to eliminate… one of you.



The queen who will not be lipsyncing for the crown is…

. .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Gingica.

[She covers her mouth in shock]

Hosts: Gingica, I’m sorry my dear, but this is not your time. While you are not The Wiki’s Next Sass Supreme, you are a talented, beautiful queen, and you’ve made your mark on Beat Yo Face herstory. Now...



Gingica: Thank you guys so much, this season was an amazing one and I'm proud I still got my achievement, which was being in the Top 3. I'm leaving as a winner.

[Gingica walks down the runway one last time]



[The audience cheers for her]

Elimination
Hosts: Now… . .  .  .  OzQueen

. .  .  .  Sin D. Kate

. .  ..

Tonight, one of you will be crowned the Wiki’s Next Sass Supreme and the winner of Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara. You’ve had your moments throughout the season, but it all comes down to this lipsync.

Now… Assume the position.

[OzQueen and Sin D. Kate stand on opposite ends of the stage]

Two queens stand behind us.



Prior to tonight, you were asked to create a square for On The Radio by Donna Summer.



Ladies, this is your last chance to impress us, and prove to the world that you are The Wiki’s Next Sass Supreme.

The time has come... for you to lipsync…

FOR . .  .   THE . .  .   CROWN! Good luck, and don’t f*ck it up!

[The song starts]

[Both queens start out slow and serve an emotional lipsync]

[As the song starts progressing and the chorus approaches, Sin D. turns around and…]



[The audience starts getting excited]

[As the song speeds up, OzQueen swirls and…]



[The audience starts to lose it]

[As the second chorus starts, OzQueen snatches her wig to reveal...]





[As the song slows down, Sin D. Kate continues to lipsync emotionally]

[The song starts to speed up again, Sin D. Kate freezes and…]





[The audience completely loses it]



[Sin D. twirls around and dances in circles]

[The song reaches its end and both queens end the lipsync with a pose]

[The hosts and the audience cheer and clap]

Crowning
Hosts: In addition to the title of The Wiki’s Next Sass Supreme, the winner of Beat Yo Face will receive…

A crown and scepter provided by Fierce! Hag Jewels…



An avatar from the Wiki Shop…



A sickening supply of A Points…



And a coveted spot in the Sass Supreme Hall of Fame.



The time has come to crown our queen.

[Music intensifies]

The winner of Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara… . .  .  .  The Wiki’s Next Sass Supreme… . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  is.... . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .   SIN D. KATE!



[The audience cheers and screams]

Hosts: Our queen! Is there anything you’d like to say?

Sin D.: I am… shocked but I'm honestly not surprised, but thank you guys so much for all the support I've gotten. I'd like to thank the queens for starting drama with me to give me screentime, and I'd like to thank Chipotle for the free food in the Werk Room.

[The audience cheers]

Hosts: Alright, now prance our queen! Prance!

[Sin D. prances down the runway]



And remember, if you can’t love yo’self, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can we get an amen up in here?



Now, let the music play!





THANK YOU FOR JOINING US THIS SEASON, UNTIL NEXT TIME!