User blog:BubbleBobbleWibble/Embarrassing Moments In My Life

Oh yes kween. It's happining. From the time I wore drag to the time I came out as agender at my school.

BubbleBobbleWibble's Bad Hair Day
So one time when I was 17 I tried drag (NO, I don't watch RuPaul so don't ask me who my fave drag queen is.) and I was a generic drag queen for Holoween. I wore a long blue dress with a tall blond hairdo. And in the hairdo there were some small weighs to keep it straight. And when I was walking in the street to go to a party I literally fell over! So when I took the weighs out the hair just fell and won't stay up, so I had to go back to my house and I put on a unicorn business suit.

My Pleasent First Time Driving To My Job
So one day I was driving to my job at Walmart and there was an old lady crossing the road. (And no. I didn't crush her) She dropped her grosseries and ran away with ear arms in the air. And then I ran over her groceries. And then I got fired!

You Used To Call Me On My Flipphone
So last year when Hotline Bling was a thing me and my friends made a video of us singing a parody. ''You used to call me on my Flipphone. Every time I need tacos. Yeah I'm Doin that Hotline Thing! And I'mma wear some diamond rings.''

It was halirious.

Happy Valentines Day
So 2 years ago when I came out as agender to my girlfriend it was V-Day. I gave her a V-Day card and on the inside it said "Surprise I'm Agender!" And when I asked her about it she just was like "Oh That. I compleatly forgot. Oh well."