User blog:Kanetrealms/Untitled God series Ep. 1: Somebody's Leaving

Let's Get It Started!

The story!
Mariah comes in to the fire throne.

Mariah: Guess what? Neva's fi--

Adara: Get out of here, numbskull.

Mariah: I just wanted to tell you someth--

Kaylea comes in and causes an earthquake.

Mariah: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs out of the throne hysterically*!

Nellie: Ooh, I didn't know you had that power!

Kaylea: Credit me, not Adara.

Adara: Whatevs.

''Meanwhile, the most irrelevant couple is sleeping in their floating bed. Athena gets a call from her annoying brother, Sha--''

Shawn: *pulls out laser gun*

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''Meanwhile, the most irrelevant couple is sleeping in their floating bed. Athena gets a call from her brother, Shawn.''

Athena: *nudges Asa*

Asa: What's happening?

Athena: We gotta wake up, it's *pushes off high-tech blindfold* 8:10am.

Asa: yOu CAn nEveR HAvE toO mUcH SleEpInG.

Athena: GET UP, ASA.

Asa: fInE.

Athena answers the call after deeming the call missing twice.

Shawn: *on phone* Athena.

Athena: yEs?

Shawn: 1r seems to be packing his stuff and planning to leave soon, what's going on?

Athena: It's a secret no one knooooooooooooows.

Shawn: Wait, do you know anything about it?

Athena: N to the O to the P and E.

Shawn: Can't you teleport?

Athena: Oh yeah. Bye Asa *hugs her goodbye and teleports to where Shawn is*.

Shawn: *looks confused* What's going on? Why is 1r packing his stuff?

Athena: I don't know, let's go ask him.

Shawn: I would, but we don't have any transportation other than this tedious platform.

Athena: Sometimes tedious is better than nothing.

Shawn and Athena wait patiently on the platform for about 30 minutes.

Shawn: 1r literally has holograms of him dancing. Talk about narcissicism.

Athena: Look at Aria.

Meanwhile, in Aria's studio, where her wall is entirely comprised of pictures of her, and she only watches herself on screen.

Aria: *talking to cameraman* Yeah, move it a little to the left to get a perfect photo.

Back to the electric palace.

Shawn: True. Hey look, we are almost there :D.

Athena: This will turn your :D into a :(.

Shawn: What the hell are you? A psychic? You know those are scams, right?

Athena: yes, I do know...

Shawn: Whatever, we're here!

Athena: Okay 1r, what's going on?

1r: Uh, the truth is that--

Athena: SAY IT >:^!!!

1r: OKAY!

''Estelle fired me from my job as electric god because of the fact that I didn't have enough of the powers needed to become a god. I had immortality but not much else. So now, I'm leaving.''

Athena: WAIT, WHAT! NO! WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW? I WAS YOUR ASSISTANT, AND NOW, I COULD GET FIRED! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

1r: Calm down, you'll still be assistant, but I won't be the god anymore.

Shawn: So what now?

1r: They are on a quest to find the next god... It could be Athena, it could be you.

Shawn: I NEED THAT GOAL.

Athena: Bro, no-go.

Shawn: We should just go. Bye.

1r: Bye.

The end
Dumb plot twist, right?