User blog:TheElectraFroot/Just Dance - Unlikely and Likely

In the awakening of E3 on June 11, I would like to say something.

First of all, I feel the need to break out the streamers because we reached the tenth game.

Okay, here we go. If you're like me, chances are you've rated a song's possibility of being on Just Dance. Yesterday, I gathered my data (you know, like the fancy scientists). Here's what I got. I'll start with the unlikely songs first.

#1 - Heathers: The Musical
As much as I LOVE that musical to death, I'm going to have to say that there are three songs from Heathers that are unlikely.

1. Candy Store - It's almost impossible to censor this song properly without saying, "You know what, f**k it" and using an instrumental. Also, there's an actually important reason. In the song, Heather Chandler sings, "Say goodbye to Shamu". Shamu was a nickname for a whale that drowned Dawn Brancheau back in 2010 at SeaWorld. Considering the whale was responsible for two more deaths, I'm not sure if Just Dance wants a reference to a killer whale in their game.

2. Dead Girl Walking - This track is just a girl asking a guy to have sex with her. Like Closer, but Janis from Mean Girls (Broadway) and Diggie from Liv and Maddie sing it.

3. Blue - Heather McNamara got her and Heather Duke out of date rape only to put Veronica in the center of it all. The reprise never helps either.

#2 - Teen Idle by Marina and the Diamonds
If you looked at the lyrics...