Thread:Tiddles the Ocelot/@comment-28038959-20150325114456

Things to do before you die:

1. Call Burger King and ask a burger from Mc.Donalds

2. Call Pizza Hut and ask a pizza from Dominos

3. Look at your window. If you're neighbor spots you. Say "OMG!! I'M HIDEOUS!!!"

4. Go to a person and say "This is your only hope to save the world" Pull out a potato and put it into the person hand and Run Away.

5. Kill a robber and say "Don't blame it to me".

6. Go to an elavator and put a chair in front of the elavator's door. If someone succesfully pushed the chair away. Say "You'll never catch me ALIVE!!" then Run Away.

7. Put some oatmeal in milk, go up to people, and make it seem like you're throwing up.

8. Put a poster of a missing cat. If someone found it. Say "I was looking for my dog, not my cat"

9. Watch the News. If a hurricane had a signal of 3 or higher. Say "B***h!! You're Weak!! BOOOO!!!!!"

10. Say to your neighbor "Who dares eats my cookie". If he said that he's not eating a cookie. Then say "I said Who dares eats my !!". 