User blog:Danial6492000/Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara UNTUCKED! - Episode 5: Snatch Game of Law



'''This is Untucked, backstage of the competition to become the Wiki's next sass supreme. This is everything you didn't get to see on the runway. Girl, if you're not watching Untucked, you're getting half the story!'''

[Voiceover]

“Hannah, Maricarmen Maestra., you are both safe. You may leave the stage.”

[The safe queens leave the stage and make their way to the Untucked lounge]

Hannah:  (confessional) I’m disappointed to be safe after last week. I’m starting to panic because I feel that if I don’t really step it up I’m gonna be the next to go.

Maricarmen: (confessional) Meh, I didn’t think I did too well this week anyways. Comedy and impersonation aren’t my forte, so I hope the next challenge has to do with design. [The safe queens reach the Untucked lounge and take a seat]

Jealousy Is A Disease

[The queens enter the Untucked lounge after being critiqued]

OzQueen: No one:

OzQueen: Miss Monique Hart last night in snatch game:

OzQueen: Yasss melanin

OzQueen:😍😙😍😚😍😘😍😍😘😍😘🌟🌟💫🌃🎆🎇🎇🧧🎆🧧☎🧯🔭🔬🧯🔬🌡🌡🌡💯❓🚭♎♓♎♓♋🧡🔴🔴🧡🖤💚🎆💫🌟😙🌟😙🌟

Sin D.: b*tch

Sin D.: i was robbed!

Sin D.: periodt pooh

[OzQueen stands up]

Sin D.: sit yo tired @ss down

Sin D.: you just played yourself!

[Shade sound]

OzQueen: I won anyways so why we fighting

OzQueen: Xoxo

Sin D.:



Zero Creativity

Sin D.: im gonna win the next challenge ❤️❤️

Gingica: the next challenge you're gonna do is s4ep1...

Sin D.: maybe if your script last week wasn't boring you'd be on the top

Sin D.: f*cking a peach

Maricarmen: I-

Sin D.: in a call me by your name script

Sin D.: creative

Maricarmen: Tbh the Sailor Moon hentai was the key for our win

Sin D.: had she not sent us the creampie shot we wouldn't even have a script

Gingica: [f*cking a peach] is literally what happens in the movie...

Sin D.: self drag

Sin D.: wbk it's in the movie now think of another story

Gingica: the challenge was to parody the movie...

Gingica: we took a scene and made it comedic

Sin D.: a talking peach isn't a parody

Gingica: or atleast tried to

Sin D.: emphasis on tried

[Shade sound]

Maricarmen: I love this drama honestly [sips tea]

Sin D.: WHERE ARE THE JOKES

Sin D.: WHERE 👏 ARE 👏 THE 👏 JOKES 👏

[OOHHH]

Sin D.: your script was a talking peach

Sin D.: cute

Sin D.: but next

Sin D.: i said what i said 💅💅💅

Gingica: then get it all out cause there won't be much time left for you here

Gingica: you relied on Maria to be funny so whats worse?

Maricarmen: Is that bad?

Sin D.: maria, via, simoné, and actually taking the entire idea of the movie itself instead of just one scene is what made our movie skit win so that's that luv

Gingica: ok

[Metal scraping sound]

Sin D.:



Maricarmen: Anna ou

KKKween

[Flashback to the Mini Challenge]

“Tina: OzQueen, last week was the first time in a long time that someone has wanted to come inside you.”

[Everyone loses it]

''“OzQueen: Too far b*tch! Too far!”''

Tina: gurl it’s a reading challenge what did you expect?

OzQueen: From you

OzQueen: I did expect it

OzQueen: Making fun of black people

OzQueen: C*nt

[Flashback]

''“Tina: And finally, Natasha. You know, I have this theory that if you turn off the lights she completely disappears.”''

Tina: well i least i don’t rely on clown makeup to look pretty

OzQueen: You rely on using a pointy white mask

[Shade sound]

OzQueen: Tina is over

OzQueen: Never started

OzQueen: PERIODT 💯💅💥💥

Tina: if you tryna come for me like that then b*tch look at yourself in the mirror for once

OzQueen: I did

OzQueen: And guess what

OzQueen: Saw the cross you where burning from my windows reflection

[The queens cover their mouths]

Tina: go back to juggling balls

Tina: oh wait

Tina: you don’t have any

OzQueen: Thank god

OzQueen:

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OzQueen: Mis Tina looking 😍😍

Tina: well it’s a good thing you’re still a virgin cuz who would want to even look at you when they f*ck ya

OzQueen: I'm underage you f****t omg p*dophile

Tina: you tone is very...

Tina: protestant

Tina: like who tha f*ck you think you is tryna make me look like a racist b*tch bc of the color of my skin

Tina: touch this skin honey touch all of this skin

Tina: you just can’t take it

Tina: you look like an overgrown orangutan

[Metal scraping sound]

OzQueen: Omg comparing me to a monkey???

OzQueen: Ma'am I'm brown skinned

OzQueen: 😭😭😭

Tina: omg you’re ready for round two?

OzQueen: You literally made a racist joke ammmm

Tina: i ain’t racist you just need to watch Paris Is Burning

OzQueen: "Natasha, when the lights go off you disappear"

OzQueen: Natasha is black

OzQueen: When you turn the lights off you dissapear

Tina: honey it’s a reading challenge

Tina: what part of that don’t you understand

OzQueen: And you did a let's shame black people challenge

OzQueen: As allways

Tina: And you think putting own clown makeup from A.C. Moore makes you iconic

Tina: okay gurl bye

Tina: I don’t have make friends with you I’m tryna win the damn thing

[Tina has had it - she leaves the room]

[Natasha, Robin and Gingica practice the lip-sync song]

[P.A. gives the queens the 5-minute warning]

<p style="text-align:center;">Back on the runway…

<p style="text-align:center;">[Voiceover]

<p style="text-align:center;">“Gingica, Robin X… I’m sorry my dears but you are up for elimination.”

<p style="text-align:center;">[Gingica and Robin X lipsync for their lives]

  After the lipsync…

Hosts: Gingica…



''Hosts: Robin X, X marks the spot… To our hearts. We hope the world will have the pleasure of seeing your X-cellence in drag. Now…''



Robin: ''None of y'all will be as good as me. MWAH!''

<p style="text-align:center;">[Robin heads to the Werk Room and packs his bags]

<p style="text-align:center;">Robin: (confessional) To be honest, I thought I overstayed my welcome. However, being a part of this competition was incredible and I know I’ve made my mark on Beat Yo Face herstory.

<p style="text-align:center;">[Robin drives off in a van]

<p style="text-align:center;">Robin: A big Robin XOXO to you all! See ya!

<p style="text-align:center;">7 QUEENS REMAIN