User blog:Pearl Louise/Pearl Storybook: Rupaul And JDisbae Get Married

The day has come for JDisbae and Rupaul to say their vows. The ceremony is decorated, and the two brides are all dolled up in their flawless wedding gowns. Before we begin the ceremony, let's see who's who in the wedding.

Rupauls Bridesmaids:

Alyssa Edwards

Laganja Estranga

Roxxxy Andrews

Alaska Thunderf**k

JDisbae's Bridesmaids:

Dancer168

ChristinaGrimmieLove

Bunnylove14

TheChibiKing

Pastor:

Pearl Louise

Now let's see what happens when JDisbae and Rupaul get married.

As the guests take their seats as they walk up to the flower-decorated ceremony, Rupaul and JDisbae's favorite song, Deepthroat by Cupcakke, JDisbae, her bridesmaids, and her drag mother, Shaniqua Fabulousness, walk up the aisle to meet Rupaul who is stunning a flawless fluffy blue-black/white-gold dress. The music stops, and Pearl, the pastor of the wedding, starts speaking.

Pearl: Friends. Family. Drag sisters and drag brothers. We gather here today to celebrate the marriage of JDisbae and Rupaul. I'm hungry and I want Dunkin Donuts, so I am skipping straight to the "I do's".

Rupaul: Good

Pearl: Rupaul, do you take JDisbae to be your flawless wedded wife?

Rupaul: Yes, sir

Pearl: JDisbae, do you take Rupaul to be your flawless wedded drag wife?

JDisbae: I don't see why not!

Pearl: Before these two start kissing, and getting it on after the afterparty, if anyone rejects the favor of this flawless couple, speak no or forever hold your peace.

Master Hydraffe: Stop the wedding!

Guest: (gasps)

Master Hydraffe: JDisbae, don't marry Rupaul.

JDisbae: Why not?

Master Hydraffe: Because I love her!

Guests: (gasps)

Pearl: I see we have someone tryna crash the wedding, I see. Well, Rupaul, it's either JDisbae or Master Hydraffe. Who do you choose?

JDisbae: Well, uh......

CLIFFHANGER!

Find out soon who Rupaul will marry.