User:Master Hydraffe

To whomever it may concern,

Hello there! You clicked on my page, you curious little cat. Y'know for every second you spend on this page 1 second of your life has gone forever. But I promise you reading about me will be worth it.

I live in nice, warm, cozy Singapore, Singapore. Yes, I'm Asian - don't you dare judge.

I can't tell you my name, but if you find me on Facebook, that's cho bidznus. However I can tell you that my initials are J.K..

I will be turning ( insert guess ) next year.

And I'm annoying.

There, I think I took up about 30 seconds of your time, give or take. You jerk - WHAT DID YOU DO?! YOU COULD'VE SAVED A KITTY IN THE PAST 30 seconds BUT NO! I am so disappointed in you. But then again, I spent way more than 30 seconds typing this.

THERE GOES ANOTHER 10 seconds. Dammit! Do you know how many people die of malaria in 40 seconds? A LOT, that's how many. Ugh, please leave my page and go be a valiant member of society. (shakes head)

''Also, I'm ranked first on this Wiki. Don't touch my royal feet XD''

Small Tip
Only post urgent - like, really, really urgent - messages on my wall. It does get lonely, but I don't want spam on my wall. Also, once an issue on my wall has been resolved, do not start a long conversation on my wall unless it has something to do with me in one way or another - like a debate or discussion. Under no circumstances is anyone allowed to click the Edit Profile button on my page and Publish. If I encounter anyone who does that, I will report to the admins.

My Favorite Coaches...
Judged on my personal likings

All The Songs
I put them all here just for the hell of it.



All The Alternates
As with the songs, I did this for the hell of it.



My Favorite Songs...
On the series
 * 99 Luftballons by Nena (Rutschen Planeten)
 * Applause by Lady Gaga
 * Bang Bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj
 * Black Widow by Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora
 * Boom Clap by Charli XCX
 * Break Free by Ariana Grande ft. Zedd
 * Crazy in Love by Beyoncé (not the cover)
 * Dark Horse by Katy Perry
 * Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) by ABBA
 * Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!) by Blu Cantrell
 * Hot N Cold by Katy Perry
 * Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny) by A.R. Rahman ft. The Pussycat Dolls and Nicole Scherzinger
 * Just Dance by Lady Gaga
 * Love Me Again by John Newman
 * Maps by Maroon 5
 * Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds
 * Problem by Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea and Big Sean
 * Safe And Sound by Capital Cities
 * She Looks So Perfect by 5 Seconds Of Summer
 * She Wolf (Falling To Pieces) by David Guetta ft. Sia
 * Super Bass by Nicki Minaj
 * Timber by Pitbull ft. Ke$ha
 * Toxic by Britney Spears (not the cover, hell no!)
 * Wake Me Up by Avicii
 * We Can't Stop by Miley Cyrus
 * What You Waiting For? by Gwen Stefani

My Favorite Dances...
Judged on difficulty or how fun it is to do the dance
 * 4x4 by Miley Cyrus
 * Addicted To You by Avicii
 * Bad Romance (Official Choreo) by Lady Gaga
 * Bang Bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj
 * Black Widow by Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora
 * Candy by Robbie Williams
 * Follow The Leader (SWEAT) by Wisin and Yandel ft. Jennifer Lopez
 * Get Low by Dillon Francis ft. DJ Snake
 * Let's Go To The Mall by Robin Sparkles
 * Macarena (Bayside Boys Mix) by Los Del Rio (The Girly Team)
 * Part of Me by Katy Perry
 * Summer (SWEAT) by Calvin Harris
 * Till I Find You by Austin Mahone
 * Xmas Tree by Bollywood Santa
 * You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) by Dead Or Alive

... On Just Dance 2014

 * 1) Applause by Lady Gaga

... On Just Dance 2015

 * 1) Dark Horse by Katy Perry
 * 2) Macarena by The Girly Team
 * 3) Maps by Maroon 5

Friends on the Wiki
Send me a request if you wanna be on here. :)
 * All That Glitters Is Lucky
 * Art Had Me Like
 * Believe... In Team Work
 * Edit Conflicts But Still Friends
 * Grikey Mikey!
 * Hard Name To Spell XD
 * Heil The Veil!
 * Merry zTMas!
 * Not As Regular :(
 * Number 30
 * Pure Glee
 * Sonic Editor
 * The A-Pop Fan
 * The Avid Learner
 * The Good James
 * The New Addition
 * The Other Master
 * The Swag Guy

My Favorite Songs
Outside of the series
 * 7/11 by Beyoncé
 * All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor
 * Amnesia by 5 Seconds of Summer
 * Baby Don't Lie by Gwen Stefani
 * Blank Space by Taylor Swift
 * Centuries by Fall Out Boy
 * Chandelier by Sia
 * Cool Kids by Echosmith
 * Counting Stars by OneRepublic
 * Feeling Good on a Wednesday by Sia (South Park)
 * Froot by Marina and the Diamonds
 * Ghost by Ella Henderson
 * L.A. Love by Fergie
 * National Anthem by Lana Del Rey
 * Outside by Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding
 * Shake It Off by Taylor Swift

More About Me
Hello, you found me! I'm Master Hydraffe, but I would prefer if you could call me JK. I was born in Singapore, that small, rich island in Southeast Asia, on 5 March 2002. I am a fan of many things - Just Dance, South Park, Survivor (the TV show), YouTube, YouTubers, Europe (the place), Beyoncé (she's my queen!), comedy, friends, Ellen DeGeneres, and much more. I speak English and Chinese (I'm not a fluent speaker but it's my second language) and I'm about to learn German. That's it - anymore about me and I'll follow you, at night, to your house and shoot you with a shotgun. Just kidding... Maybe. K bye!

If you need language translation, you might want to see me for I made the 100,000th edit on Just Dance Wiki by adding the half-coaches to Moskau!
 * English
 * Chinese (I don't consider myself fluent but I should be able to pass)
 * German (I'm learning this language!)
 * 1st Edit: #thatPOWER
 * 9,000th Edit: Wake Me Up
 * 9,999th Edit: Summer
 * 10,000th Edit: Black Widow

Achievements on THIS WIKI

 * First and only person to make more than 6,500 edits
 * First and only person to have over 10,000 edits including comments
 * Made the first working Navigational Template