User blog:JDlover/Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara - Episode 4: The Fudgepacker Film Festival

PREVIOUSLY ON... “For this week’s Maxi Challenge, the hosts have selected the most iconic looks we created to be reimagined by none other than… you!” [Erikka glares at María] ''Erikka: (confessional) María has rubbed me the wrong way ever since she started acting up in Untucked. I am the Nancy Drew of Beat Yo Face, so I’m gonna get to the bottom of this.'' She’s the queen of the jungle, Gingica! HoWaffles: In my opinion, this is one of the greatest looks I’ve seen in… all of Beat Yo Face herstory! Tina Dream, making it rain! ''QOS: TAKE YOUR LOOKS FURTHER! I don’t want to see any more boring and basic looks after tonight!'' “Gingica… Condragulations, you are the winner of this week’s challenge!” [Camera pans to Natasha] “Tina Dream… Robin X… I’m sorry my dears but you are up for elimination.” “María Netta… Will you please step forward?” ''María: I have not been honest towards my sisters. Long story short, I’m a spy.'' María Netta…

After María’s elimination…

Maricarmen: Oh my god!

Tina: Holy sh*t.

Sin D.: Face crack of the millennium!

Tina: (confessional) All the eliminations so far have been messy as f*ck, but a mole is something I would’ve never seen coming.

María: (lipstick message) ''' Everything is not what it seems! XO María '''

[Gingica wipes off the message]

Erikka: I knew something was off about that girlie and I’m glad I was proven right.

Natasha: Can I just say, I love that this overshadowed Gingica’s win.

[Shade sound]

[Gingica turns to her]

Gingica: At least I’ve won something. Meanwhile, you’ve been coasting by the whole time.

Robin: Oop!

Gingica: (confessional) These b*tches can make fun of me all they want, I’m proving my worth in this competition while they’re fall behind.

Hannah: OzQueen, how are you feeling about the María thing? You guys had some pretty nasty fights in Untucked.

OzQueen: I don’t have anything to say, just prayers.

[Everyone cackles]

Tina: Anyways, when’s the real competition gonna start?

Robin: It already did and you’re flopping.

Tina: I’m pretty sure you were just in the bottom with me, girl.

[rucucucu]

Tina: (confessional) All the queens are confused as to why Robin is still in the competition. I think if it weren’t for the whole María situation, I would have sent his @ss home fair and square.

[Erikka de-drags]

Erikka: (confessional) María not being who we thought she was is actually a bit scary. The competition is only gonna get tougher from here on, and you can’t trust anyone.

[Intense orchestral music while camera pans towards the different queens]



Werk Room
The next day...

Gingica: (confessional) It’s a new day in the Werk Room! I think we’re all still a bit shook by María’s elimination, but now that I have a win under my belt, I’m feeling much more driven to do my best and win this sh*t.

Robin: I’m really hoping we get a non-design challenge this week. I want the judges to see other sides of me.

Sin D.: I mean you’ve already been in the bottom 3 times so it’s not like they’ll care.

[Metal scraping sound]

“Oooh girl!”



“She done already done had herses!”



''Have you checked IMDb lately? What about Rotten Tomatoes? Updated your Letterboxd, maybe? No matter what, a queen has to be aware of the culture that surrounds her, and cinema has told many great LGBT stories over the years. We hope you’re familiar with at least some of them!''

Erikka: Wait, what?

Maxi Challenge
But first of all, Gingica, since you won last week’s Maxi Challenge, you get to create the teams, including your own, and assign them their respective film. You have 24 hours to submit your assignments, otherwise they will be done randomly.

Hosts: Alright, who are you gonna be working with, Gingica?

Gingica: So, I’m gonna pick Tina Dream and OzQueen for my team, and we’re gonna parody Call Me By Your Name!

Hosts: Yes, now what about Team 2?

[2 assignments later]

Hosts: There we have it!

So, each team is going to have to work together, be it via group chat and/or Google Docs, to write a one scene-long script parodying the film they were assigned. Though you do have to stick to the original film, don’t be afraid to twist the story, characters, whatever, as long as you make it funny! Your scripts will be judged based on Creativity, Humor, and Teamwork.

But that’s not all! On the runway, category is Award Season Couture! Essentially, bring out whatever you’d wear to a prestigious award show’s red carpet! While you will be judged as a team when it comes to your parodies, your looks will be judged individually, based on Creativity, Beauty, Fittingness and Polish.

You have 96 hours to submit your team’s script AND your runway look to your Facebook confessional chat. Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman… WIN!

Tracking List
Team 1 Script [-] Team 2 Script [-] Team 3 Script [-]
 * Gingica [-]
 * OzQueen [-]
 * Tina Dream [-]
 * Erikka69 [-]
 * Natasha [-]
 * Robin X [-]
 * Hannah [-]
 * Maricarmen Maestra [-]
 * Sin D. Kate [-]