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The most stupid story: New Year special
The JD boys were having a private party.

Alex: Um, where did you get all those beers? Mary: If I tell you, I'm going to die Alex: That's why I'm asking you.

T A K E   T W O

Alex: Um, where did you get all those beers? Mary: Shh, shh, secret... Stacey: Are you aware that we are minors? Mary: There are 4-year-olds that rob banks so screw it >:v Jennifer: What am I doing here again? Mary: You're going to shot me if I burn the house like last year :3 Zack: I still remember that Alex: I'm still upset I didn't die there.

2018 party flashbacks.

Everyone (Drunk and stupid): AaAaAaAaAaAa Chris: mY *sS iTcHeS Mary: *burns the house* Stacey: I'M QUEEN OF XXDENMEXXLAND!!!

Back to the present.

Mary: It wasn't that bad Zack: I think I kissed Alex that day Alex: It was the worst kiss you ever gave to me. Chris: You liked it 7u7 Alex: I DIDN'T. Mary: Whatever, I'm putting some music >:3 *turns the radio on* Stacey: Are we that backwards? Mary: Ok 😒 *puts YouTube on the TV and plays Tusa* Chris: Ew, spanish music (SonrisitasPF left the chat)

Later that night.

Mary: Where are those two suckers? Zack: On the roof...

On the roof.

Chris: What are we doing here? Alex: I don't want to drink. Chris: Yeah, me neither Alex: And I also want to be here alone, with you :3. Chris: I love you so much <3 Alex: 9. Chris: ? Alex: 8. Chris: Oh

Back to the other group.

Mary: Well, they miss it Stacey: 7 Zack: 6 Jennifer: *preparing the gun* 5... Mary: 4!

Back to the gay couple.

Chris: 3... Alex: 2... Chris: *grabs his cheeks and kisses him* *whispering* happy new year...

Enough yaoi, let's go back to the party.

Mary: HAPPY NEW YEAR B*TCHES!!! Stacey: AAAAAAAAAAAA Zack: GaY mAn LiKe mE, LiKe a GaY mAn LiKe mE Jennifer:  MY GUN IS SWEATING *shots a cat passing by* Mary: *weird gibberish* *burns christmas tree* Stacey and Zack: AND WE GOTTA LET IT BURN, BURN, BURN, BURN

Meanwhile...

Alex: See? This is why I didn't want to drink, I'm later b*tching with Zack. Chris: Hehe, remember last year when- Alex: Are you referring to 2018? Chris: Of course I am! Alex: We're now on 2020, so last year was some minutes ago (OMG ME SO FUNNY HAHA). Chris: Whatever! Remember 2018 party when- Alex: *suddenly kisses him* Please don't bring that up again... Jennifer (In the distance): Hey! Come down here or I will eat ya! Mary: THIS IS A BIRD *pointing at dead cat* Zack: ALEX, COME AND F*CK ME Chris and Alex: ...

The end :v
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