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Welcome to Untucked! On stage, 14 of the fiercest queens are fighting for the title of America’s Next Drag Superstar.



But backstage… they ain’t nothing but some messy-*cucu* queens!



On tonight’s show, a past rivalry gets heated.

HoWaffles: You don't have nerve, you don't have charisma, you don't have uniqueness and finally you don't have talent.

Gingica: The only thing I see out of your mouth is [censored] babe. So [censored], if you wanna say something, say it to my *cucu*.

[The safe queens enter the Perfect Illusion Lounge]

Eileen: Hmmm well ladies, I think it's pretty obvious who's on the chop. Hopefully at least.

Erika: omg yas im safe

[The queens each grab a cocktail]

Erika: I hope it’s pure organic, gluten-free, color-free, taste-free

Via: YAASSSSS We made it girls!!! O my gawd where is my cocktail? Oh, there it is. [Via sits down]

Via: OK, I'm really glad that I didn't flop this time. [slurps cocktail noisily] i lub dis drank. So, all of us safe girls, how did you feel about the challenge?

Erika: I feel so free.

Via: Like Free Willy?

Erika: No.

[rucocococo]

Oreo: [from TV screen] Don't untuck your free willies.

Erika: Free like Candy Crush. I wanda whu lozez?

Via: I think Primadonna Girl and um.... what's her name? Oh yeah, Bebe. I think they are in the bottom.

Via: What a fun challenge!

[silence]

Via:



[The other queens enter the Perfect Illusion Lounge]

Via: OMG, hi girls! So Gingica... [slurps drink] What did the judges say?

Gingica: They said it fits the song and that they could imagine it on the Just Dance game etc.. what about you?

Via: p l s

[awkward silence]

Gingica: I’m feeling like Valentina omg

Via: [silence] ...Good for you. So... Now that we're all here. Who thinks they're in the bottom?

[crickets]

Via: um k

Gingica: Jexica

Via: Well I didn't hear the critiques but in my opinion I think either Scrimp or Maria are winning this week.

Gingica: It’s either Scrimp or Maria.

Via: (confessional) I think Gingica has had one too many Absolut Berry beverages for tonight, she is slurring her words.

Via: ...k… either Scrimp or Maria is winning this week.

Gingica: rip me Gingica: lmao HoWaffles ctritiques

Via: what did they tell her?

Gingica: [recites entire critique]

Via: Those sound like good critiques. Sounds to me like the judges loved her.

Gingica: So, will there be a lip sync or not? Cuz the 2 other flops did not submit.

Via: probably Queen Ari: haiii

Via: haii Queen Ari, what did the judges tell you?

Queen Ari: rip my square was a flop.

Gingica: Baby, if you saw my look on s1

Gingica: Even though it was better than Via's look

Via: Ari, your square is good.

Queen Ari: Thanks so much.

Queen Ari: (confessional) Via is such a nice person, but even with her encouragement I’m very nervous about my performance.

Via: My square was a flop in my first episode.

Queen Ari: Nah, I don’t think that.

Gingica: It was. It looked like it was drawn by a toddler.

Via: That's more your look from this runway, ugly snowman disney costume.

Via: Ari, I just think that next time you shouldn't use a Drag Race queen as the base.

Gingica: I feel like Maria might win the challenge.

Via: Same. Scrimp's look was also amazing, but it doesn’t really fit.

Gingica: Ye.

Gingica: I feel like Maria may win.

HoWaffles: Of course. Maria’s a queen. Yas come through

Gingica: But Jexica’s look was boring, so I think Jexica is in the bottom.

Via: Maria is winning, she slayed.

Via: Scrince slayed too but his look didn't fit at all. Speaking of flops, that don't fit at all, hi Gingica!

Gingica: The only person that I barely know that flopped is Ginger Boiiiiiiiiii.

Via: Yassss.

HoWaffles: Gingica is too desperate, she probably paid the judges just for her look to get featured. Gingica, how much did you pay the judges?

Via: 10,000 dollars via PayPal.

Gingica: Oreo said it - $10 via PayPal.

Via: No, 10 thousand. Lmao

Gingica: Pls

Via: Ugh now I wish Queen Of Memes was on this season the Queen vs Via storyline last season was so bae.

Gingica: I have talent, that's why I’m on the show.

HoWaffles: You don't have nerve, you don't have charisma, you don't have uniqueness and finally you don't have talent.

Gingica: I do.

HoWaffles: lmao where

Gingica: If I didn’t have any talent the judges won’t be saying that they liked my dress.

HoWaffles: Well, at least you proved that you're a [censored]. HoWaffles: I’mma suck your weave

Via: Why you wanna suck my weave girl? That was $7000. Don’t suck it or you’ll pay xoxo HoWaffles: Remember Just Dance Central?

Via: YAS QUEEEEN.

HoWaffles: Omg Just Dance Central on Beat Yo Face. I would kill for that.

Via: YASSSSSSS. He’s going to be the first eliminated <3

Via: Speaking of first eliminated, hi Gingica!

Gingica: last*

HoWaffles: Yes you just confessed that you will eventually get eliminated.

Via: lmao

HoWaffles: We been knew.

Via: Top 3 (aka me, Waffles and some other ho) doesn’t get eliminated xoxo

Gingica: I’ll get eliminated at the final episode, you maybe at 3-6.

Via: Gingica queen of irrelevance. Lolita is shook.

HoWaffles: Gingica is so irrelevant to the point that she doesn't deserve the title “queen”.

Gingica: And you guys say I’m a narcissist.

HoWaffles: Umm Gingica…

Via: No girl, narcissistic would be saying he's the winner.

[rucocococo]

Gingica: The only thing I see out of your mouth is [censored] babe.

Gingica: I’ll leave you shook HoWaffles.

HoWaffles: Good. I’m not that kind of girl to stick my *cucu* up the judges’ *cucus* for publicity and fame, so leave Ginger diarrhea because you’re pointless.

HoWaffles: You don't have nerve, you don't have uniqueness, you don’t have charisma, and you don’t have talent.

Via: Ok this drama mama is giving me a headache I’m gonna go outside and take a breath.

Gingica: [censored], if I could say something you’re good at, I would, but I can’t find any.

Via: I think we would all be happy if gingica was first eliminated. Okurr? Okurr.

HoWaffles: [censored] When did you learn to run that mouth? Because zip that [censored], and stick it up your [censored], because no one is here for your opinion, because you are irrelevant, [censored].

Gingica: I could keep it warm

Via: Ok I don't want to be involved in this right now. [Via heads for the exit]

HoWaffles: Bye queen.

Gingica: Byeee.

HoWaffles: Ew Gingica just said bye to you, how do you feel?

[awkward silence]

Gingica: Oh. Via didn’t even answer you, rip.

HoWaffles: Because Via is away. This [censored] not only has no talent, she’s also stupid. How is she even in this competition? This baffles me

Queen Ari: [cackles]

Gingica: I am in this competition twice, I didn’t quit at any time.

HoWaffles: [censored] guess what? I was in it twice.

Gingica: I had good critiques and the judges liked my square.

HoWaffles: Wow, this bitch a narcissist, I can't believe it, and I saw them.

Gingica: Yours didn’t fit the song.

HoWaffles: Gingica is a rude hoe. Why are you so rude to me?

HoWaffles: This is not shade, this is pure [censored]ery.

Gingica: When you’re rude to me, I can be rude too.

HoWaffles: I do not accept this behavior.

Gingica: So [censored], if you wanna say something, say it to my *cucu*.

HoWaffles: When was I rude I was just throwing direct shade there's a difference.

[Via re-enters the Lounge]

Via: I’m back.

HoWaffles: And I didn't drag the competition and how my results were into other people’s *cucus*. No one likes you Gingica. You are already the messy “queen” that no one likes, and it’s only the first episode.

Via: YAS SPILL IT

HoWaffles: *throws drink*

Gingica: I don’t need any people to like me

Via: THE T THAT IS THE T 100% WAFFLES

HoWaffles: 100% Hoe-waffles mama

Gingica: I don’t need to throw shade to feel special

HoWaffles: Hanny, Gingica, if you gon’ act delusional...

Gingica: At least I didn’t quit

HoWaffles: Here we are real drag queens, not Willy Wonka mockups.

The whole room: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Via: Girl, Gingica you don’t have the RIGHT TO READ ANYONE ELSE in that snowman outfit that you bought for $10.

Gingica: I am who I am, if you don’t like it…

HoWaffles: Yes I don’t like you.

Gingica: I don’t care.

HoWaffles: No one knows you… Irrelevant sl*t.

Via: yassss

[Gingica sneezes]

HoWaffles: [gasps exaggeratedly] This person just got invited to the Untucked lounge and you're already a rude-*cucu* bitch.

Gingica: i feel very offended right now.

Via: Has everyone calmed down? I have.

HoWaffles: Gingica isn't talking so we're at peace.

Via: Oooh, phew.

HoWaffles: Yes especially when Gingica is sashaying the [censored] away.

Via: Unfortunately not this time. Maybe next episode?

Producer: 5 minute warning, everyone get ready to go back to the runway.

Via: Wow, Bebe and Primadonna are still not here. Why did they even apply?

Via: (confessional) The level of unprofessionalism with these girls? Far too much.