Thread:SabrinaCarpenterLove/@comment-26699584-20160519194541/@comment-33236864-20160527204109

(A peaceful Saturday evening, at home with Hats, Derp, John, Ballerina and I watching The Voice)

Narrator: And now, time for our commercial break.

(commercial starts)

Other narrator: Do you like potatoes?

Commercial guy: YEAH!

Narrator: Do you hate buying those expeensive, not good potatoes at your local grocery store?

Guy: Yes.

Narrator: Do you wish you can have potatoes all the time?

Guy: YES!

Narrator: Well then, we have the perfect solution for you! Coming to you by Potato Publishing d.o.o, it's the new service called Hakuna Patata! Now you can have a unlimited supply of potatoes your whole life, at a *reasonable* price!

You can get a Hakuna Patata membership by visiting our website called www.welovepatatas.com, emailing us on patatasrtehbest@gmail.com, or calling us on our number 1-800-PATATASSSSSSSSSSSS-000. After you ask for a membership, we'll bring a truck filled with potatoes at your doorsteps and overflow your front door! Isn't that lovely?

Join Hakuna Patata and be happy as the 12 customers who were desperate enough to buy it. Get it for $1000000 dollars!

Commercial guy: Oh, that's a dream come true!

Thrid narrator (talking in a really fast voice): We are not responsible if you die. You'll just end up like the 10 of the 12 idiotic customers who wanted our service.

(commercial ends)

(Hats gets up from the couch)

Ballerina: where are you going?

Hats: To get this life dream!

Emma. Oh you!

(insert laugh track)