User blog:JDlover/Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara - Episode 6: The Cosmic Ball

PREVIOUSLY ON... “Today’s Maxi Challenge is… SNATCH GAME!” [The queens freak out in excitement] Via: ...Interesting, and how are you gonna make her funny? ''Robin: THAT'S RACIST, SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC! ALL MEN ARE PIGS!'' [Metal scraping sound] OzQueen: Helen said that she doesn't know what a court is so she just said… Hotdog! [QOS wheezes] Sin D.: They'll investigate the case of WHY I SHOULD'VE WON ALL STARS DARLING! ''QOS: And that’s the tea! But unfortunately not a match.'' Sin D.: THANK YOU MISS INDIA FERRAH [QOS screams] OzQueen! Via: One word: HILARIOUS. HoWaffles: THIS is a Snatch Game performance! Gingica! QOS: ...It’s giving me Becky the soccer mom was being bold for her monthly PTA meeting. [Shade sound] “OzQueen… Condragulations, you are the winner of this week’s challenge!” Gingica…



Robin X…



After Robin’s elimination…

Tina: (singing) FINALLY, IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME!--

OzQueen: Girl shut up.

[Shade sound]

Robin: (lipstick message) ''' You're losing your best lipsyncer! #TeamNatasha '''

Natasha: Aw, she’s rooting for me!

[Gingica wipes off the message]

Tina: Can you believe he actually convinced himself that he was an assassin?

Sin D.: I think we should be thanking Gingica for her service.

Gingica: You’re welcome b*tch!

Gingica: (confessional) It was about time Robin left, but I’m glad I got to be the one to send him home.

Maricarmen: Anyways, congrats to our winner!

OzQueen: Thank you! Who on OzQueen D?

Sin D.: I was highkey robbed though.

OzQueen: Girl get over it. [Nicki Minaj voice] I win, you lose! Hahahaha!

[Metal scraping sound]

OzQueen: (confessional) Now that I’ve won Snatch Game, me and Sin D. are tied when it comes to our amount of wins. Soon enough, I’ll be winning another one and leaving that b*tch in the dust!

[Intense orchestral music while camera pans towards the different queens]



Werk Room
The next day...

Gingica: (confessional) It’s a new day in the Werk Room! I might’ve bombed Snatch Game but it’s not game over for me just yet. I know I have what it takes to get that crown.

Natasha: I’m thinking it’s about damn time we get another design challenge.

Tina: We’ve already had two of those and you weren’t exactly good in either of them.

Natasha: Oh, you’re one to talk! B*tch move!

[The queens crack up]

“Oooh girl!”



“She done already done had herses!”



''Space: the final frontier. The world is obsessed with exploring the cosmos, and… so are we! Just that instead of, you know, building boring rockets and stuff, we’d much rather use it for inspiration. Now that I think about it… Are there drag queens in space?''

Sin D.: Here we go!

Maxi Challenge
HELLO HELLO HELLO! [The queens are excited]

Hosts: Another day, another round of tiring challenges that overwork you to death!... We don’t see anything wrong with that. This time, we are pushing your designing and sewing skills to the limits, because this week… we’re throwing a ball!

[The queens are excited]

And we’ll be doing it in no place else but space! For this week’s challenge, you are asked to design three space-themed looks:

The theme for your first look is Zodiac Eleganza, you are asked to design a look based around your own zodiac sign!

Your second theme is Space Race Realness, design a look inspired by your favorite space automobiles - rockets, shuttles, spaceships, you name it! Feel free to be as campy and/or avant-garde as you want in this category.

And for your final look for tonight, you are asked to give us a glimpse of our solar system, because category is… Planetary Goddess! You will be assigned one of the following planets from our solar system: Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, your anus Uranus, and Neptune, and be asked to design a divine look inspired by your assigned planet!

OzQueen, since you were the winner of last week’s Maxi Challenge, you are given the duty of assigning the planets to the queens. You have 24 hours to complete your assignment, otherwise it will be done randomly.

[OzQueen steps up]

Hosts: What do you choose for Gingica?

OzQueen: Venus, ‘cause it’s orange like her skin.

[Shade sound]

[5 assignments later]

Hosts: And finally, which planet do you choose for yourself?

OzQueen: Mars, I wanna do an alien queen look!

Hosts: There we have it!

You have 120 hours to submit your three cosmic looks to your Facebook confessional chat. Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman… WIN!

Tracking List

 * Gingica [0/3]
 * Hannah [0/3]
 * Maricarmen Maestra [0/3]
 * Natasha [0/3]
 * OzQueen [0/3]
 * Sin D. Kate [0/3]
 * Tina Dream [0/3]