User blog:JDlover/Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara - Episode 9: Stocks In Frocks

PREVIOUSLY ON... “For this week’s Maxi Challenge, you have to design your own personal-sidekick-esque robot!” [The queens cheer in excitement] QOS: What have you got to show us? OzQueen: Well, I’m basing my robot on a d*ldo… [QOS chuckles] QOS: Really? OzQueen: Yes girl. OzQueen and Quantifashira Delrese 500! QOS: The only thing I can say is ICONIC! HoWaffles: THIS is that OzQueen Ooh Ah Ah sensation I’ve been talking about! Sin D. Kate and Bubblebot 2000! Via: At this point in the competition we’re expecting a bit more from you, and you didn’t deliver. [Metal scraping sound] “OzQueen… Condragulations, you are the winner of this week’s challenge!” Sin D. Kate…



Maricarmen Maestra…



After Maricarmen’s elimination…

Gingica: TOP 4 B*TCHES!

OzQueen: Bloop!

Maricarmen: (lipstick message) ''' Os quiero, my girls! '''

Gingica: Aw, Maricarmen… [to Sin D.] Girl you KILLED her in that lipsync.

Sin D.: (wiping off the message) What can I say, I’m gonna miss her but let’s be real, she just didn’t have what it takes to make Top 4.

Natasha: Neither does Gingica and she’s still here.

[Metal scraping sound]

Gingica: This again? You look a damn mess right now so if I were you I wouldn’t be coming for others.

Natasha: You can’t seriously be calling me a mess with that raggedy ass Party City bob on your head.

Sin D.: Ladies, calm down, you’re both a goddamn mess.

[Shade sound]

[OzQueen silently observes from the back of the room]

OzQueen: (confessional) The pressure of being Top 4 is clearly getting the best of everyone. As for me, I’m unbothered and laser-focused on that crown. Bye bye, b*tches!

[Intense orchestral music while camera pans towards the different queens]



Werk Room
The next day...

Sin D.: (confessional) It’s a new day in the Werk Room, meaning that crown is inching closer and closer towards me! I can’t wait to see what the hosts have got up their sleeves this week.

Gingica: So what kind of challenge are we all hoping for?

Natasha: A design one so I can sh*t on y’all again.

Gingica: You’re not gonna be sh*tting on anyone if your constipated @ss look from last week is any indication.

[Shade sound]

“Oooh girl!”



“She done already done had herses!”



''Our Top 4! By now we know you can beat your face, but what about someone else’s? If you wanna be the Sass Supreme, you have to be ready for drag motherhood. So bust out those wigs, brushes and tucking panties - it’s time to build a queen!''

Sin D.: I think I know what’s coming!

Mini Challenge
HELLO HELLO HELLO!

Hosts: Good morning, our queens! You know, being Top 4 is a pretty big deal, and we know that the going gets tough sometimes, so we thought… Why not have a cute little stress-relieving session… with puppets?

[The queens are intrigued]

That’s right! For this week’s Mini Challenge, you have to make over a puppet in the likeness of a fellow contestant, and poke some fun at them with a short, comedic monologue where you impersonate them - Because what?

Queens: Everybody loves puppets!

Hosts: We’ve used a randomizer, so here’s who you’ll be making fun of:



Now, you’ve got 24 hours to make over the puppet below in order to resemble the queen you were assigned, and to submit your dragged-up puppet and the accompanying impersonation to your Facebook confessional chat. Whoever’s funniest wins! GO!