User blog:TheChibiKing/The worst Just Dance routines of 2017

After recapping the peaks of the Just Dance team's work in my previous blog, it's now time to reverse things by reviewing their lazy/bad taste moments.

Once again, the routines are not placed in any specifical order.

Me Too, by Meghan Trainor
The song itself is already trash, and Ubisoft made things worse by giving it an unfittingly cute theme and a super lazy choreography. Both Meghan and Ubisoft, please...I'm sure you two can do a lot better than this.

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (From The Emoji Movie), by Wham!
A "worst of JD" blog without this "jewel" would be like a Sacher torte without apricot jam. The background is fine, but those shaky CGI-pasted faces, along with those human limbs popping out of their bodies, are kinda unsettling to me. I don't think its release could have been avoided, since Sony paid Ubisoft to feature Just Dance in their film and they had to do something in return, but still... .-.

Daddy Cool, by Groove Century
On one hand, I'm glad that they brought this oldie back to the series (instead of just leaving it in the oblivion after that contest) but, on the other, I just can't appreciate this reboot. The tropical them is lit, but why is the dancer a panda? I know it's the JD mascot, but it's getting a bit boring now (and don't forget that pandas aren't even tropical animals). The weak point of Daddy Cool, however, is not the costume or the Panda itself, but rather the repetitive, disappointing choreography. Most of all, I don't get why they had to add that part where he cleans his shoes during the bridge: it just feels awkward and unnecessary.

Tumbum, by Yemi Alade
Nothing wrong with the song, but the choreography doesn't give me any special feeling, as it looks like a bunch of unrelated moves put together.

Beep Beep I'm A Sheep, by LilDeuceDeuce ft. BlackGryph0n & TomSka
I understand the choice, considering how famous the asdfmovie series is, but this song gets downright annoying in a heartbeat. The choreography is not that bad overall, but there are some embarrassing parts that prevent me from liking it. Another thing: why does the coach have those two yellow teeth popping out of its mouth? They're so unaestethic ._.'

Blue (Da Ba Dee), by Hit The Electro Beat
Excluding the fabulous background, the alien concept wasn't developed very well, as the routine turned out to be rather dull. The in-game cover also sounds depressing and boring (I know "blue" can also mean "sad", but that goes a bit too far).

Sun, by DEMO
Everything flows nicely until the second verse starts. After that, the routine just feels flavourless and boring. That's a shame, because the song is quite catchy, and we definitely need more pre-2000s stuff in the series.