Thread:Master Hydraffe/@comment-24519445-20150407090036/@comment-5392675-20150407090656

Let's play a game, Mikey. You have been known to lack a life, spending most of your time indoors playing games like Just Dance. Now you shall dance for your life. Inside this chamber is a box of keys which can only be excessed by jumping until you bleed. You could always just chop off your legs, and fill the container immediately; I'm just giving you an alternative. Why do you need the keys? To unlock yourself from the grinder. You have 2 minutes until the meat saw grinds you and your limbs into mince, preventing you from dancing... and living... ever again.

Good luck.