User blog:JDlover/Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara - Episode 2: Beat Your Face… Literally!

PREVIOUSLY ON...

'“Welcome to the first episode of Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara! We’ve found the Tantalizing Twelve to compete in this season!”'

Gingica: “Make space for the queen... and my body.” Sin D.: “*fixes hair* I look pretty good for an inactive b*tch.”   ''“On the mainstage, category is Drag On The Streets! Gentlemen, start your engines. And may the best woman… WIN!”  Gingica: So, how are y’all’s hot glue dresses coming along?  OzQueen: We’re not using hot glue like you, b*tch.  [Shade sound]   “Sin D. Kate, giving us needles!”''

''HoWaffles: “Oh my god, you made me SO happy tonight! Out of everyone, your look is my absolute favorite!”'' “Condragulations, you are the winner of this week’s challenge!”

“Hannah, Robin X, you are up for elimination.” ''“The time has come... for you to lipsync… FOR YOUR LIFE!”'' Nateo G2D: “I would like to forfeit the competition.” QOS: “Are you sure?” Nateo G2D: [imitating Gia Gunn] Absoluteeeeely. Nateo G2D...

After Nateo’s elimination… Tina: Can you guys believe that, she just willingly quit?!

Hannah: That was insane.

Hannah: (confessional) Being in the bottom 2 was a real wake-up call. I know I’ve learned from my mistakes so hopefully it never happens again.

Nateo: (lipstick message) ''' Bye y’all, as a gift I’m giving y’all a clown academy pass! '''

Gingica: (wiping off Nateo’s lipstick message) Aww, we’ll miss you Nateo!... Not.

Robin: I don’t think I deserved to be in the bottom.

Gingica: Girl you just wore a transparent jumpsuit and called it plastic.

Tina: To be completely honest, Robin, I was gonna tell you to change up something in your outfit or maybe add more plastic to it before the runway but I decided not to.

[rucucucu]

Robin: And why didn’t you?

Tina: Honey, this isn’t Beat Yo Face: My Best Friend’s Mascara, this is a competition. I’m trying to win this whole thing.

[Metal scraping sound effect]

Robin: (confessional) I get where Tina is coming from, but there’s a distinction between being focused on the competition and being a complete b*tch. I just don’t think she’s a good sport, she might be the next to go.

María: Anyways, congrats to our winner!

Sin D.: Thank you!

Sin D.: (confessional) Winning the first challenge is huge. I’m making it clear that I deserve to be here.

Erikka: I didn’t win, but at least I didn’t flop! It feels pretty good.

Gingica: Don’t get cocky Miss Thing you just got lucky.

[Erikka rolls her eyes]

Erikka: (confessional) We’re only an episode in and I’m already sick of her. Whenever I get the chance to send her home, you best believe I’ll take it.

[Intense orchestral music while camera pans towards the different queens]



==Werk Room== The next day...

Maricarmen: (confessional) It’s a new day in the Werk Room! It just feels great to not be the first to go home, I feel like now we can all put our heads in the game and focus more.

Maricarmen: So ladies, what do you think the challenge is for today?

Robin: I hope it’s another sewing challenge, get me a sewing machine and I can turn it out.

Tina: Are you sure? Because I’m pretty sure last episode was a sewing challenge and you bombed it.

[Shade sound] [Camera pans to Robin]

“Oooh girl!”



“She done already done had herses!”

''Beating your face is not as easy as it sounds. There are a million things that can go wrong, but we trust our queens to have it down to a formula. So get out there and share it with the world and hopefully you won't be exposed as a racist on a YouTube video made by a 13 year old.''

Maxi Challenge
HELLO HELLO HELLO! [the queens freak out]

Hosts: Good morning our queens! For today’s Maxi Challenge, you will be living your MUA fantasies. That’s right, you will be designing your own make-up line!

[Queens scream in excitement]

Using the template provided below, you will have to give your make-up line a name, a packaging/visual and a tagline. Separate from that, you must write a short but sweet paragraph that will serve as the sales pitch for your line!



And that’s not all! We want you to create your very own makeup guru persona. So, on the runway, category is... Influencer Realness! You’ll have to create a unique, distinctive look that matches the product you’re selling and shows off your personality. Once again, you’ll be judged based on Creativity, Beauty, Fittingness and Polish! You have 72 hours to submit your make-up line, sales pitch, and runway look to your Facebook confessional chat.

Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman… WIN!

Tracking List

 * OzQueen [0/3]
 * Gingica [0/3]
 * Robin X [0/3]
 * Billy Eyelash [0/3]
 * Maricarmen Maestra [0/3]
 * Natasha [0/3]
 * Erikka69 [0/3]
 * Tina Dream [0/3]
 * Hannah [0/3]
 * Sin D. Kate [0/3]
 * María Netta [0/3]
 * Nateo G2D [0/3]