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''And now, we present to you How To Fail in Life! hosted by Shawn:''

Shawn: Say! You look like the type of person hoping to fail in life! Well, take it from the experts of failure. I'm your host, Shawn, and now we present to you How To Fail in Life!

First, take a look at this *shows picture of Bill Gates*! Yeah this is some scary sh*t. We wanna do this, but fail, so here are a few ideas:

1: *shows picture of Tay-K* Commit a severe crime that will net you in jail for 65 years, whether that's arson, murder, or robbery!

2: *shows picture of Austin McBroom* Yeet yourself into a serious controversy, having millions of people hate your guts while your blinded stupid fans defend you until they die!!!

3: *shows picture of Mel Gibson* Be an awful person in general and do both of these things!

Well, thank you for watching this episode! In the next episode we will show you how to plan a crime!!!