User blog comment:AlexTheJustDancer/Google Translating Comments/@comment-39675439-20200207020046

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I was finshed taking a sh*t so then I looked over to get toilet paper to wipe my butt and there was non left. So I had leave the washroom to hobble my way up the stairs just to get some toilet paper and wipe my butt.

I am truly sorry.