User blog:JDlover/Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara - Episode 8: Glamazon 5000

PREVIOUSLY ON... ”For this week, you will be hosting your very own daytime talk show… The Shrew!” [The queens jump in excitement] [Hannah confusedly laps around the Werk Room] OzQueen: ...Girl what you doing? Hannah: Where is our work station? OzQueen: Right here? Natasha: You’re literally right next to it. Hannah: Oh, sorry. [Shade sound] Team 1! Gingica: Welcome everyone to The Shrew! *audience claps* Sin D.: Rumors have that Tammie Brown did such a bad death drop, that she broke her ankle, and spread the virus through the audience… Maricarmen: Now that is a clown move! Gingica: Natasha, take notes. Sin D.: Stupid b*tch. Gingica: Well this is embarrassing. Team 2! OzQueen: JDQween is a shoplifting person Natasha: Tmz caught her in the act OzQueen: Roll the tapes! Natasha: Yes OzQueen: Look: Sin D. Kate! HoWaffles: It’s my favorite latex creation on the runway tonight, I love the consistent color scheme, the bow in the back, and most of all the housewife-y aesthetic and vibe it gives off. OzQueen! Via: I really would’ve rather seen something you came up with on your own instead of a “sexy” reworking of someone else’s design. [Shade sound] “Sin D. Kate… Condragulations, you are the winner of this week’s challenge!” OzQueen…



Hannah…



After Hannah’s elimination…

Maricarmen: Whew, that was a doozy!

Gingica: That was so unexpected.

[Camera pans to OzQueen]

Hannah: (lipstick message) ''' I've been very lucky, for many reasons. For getting into the show, for getting this far. But I feel like that I must leave. Thank you for giving me this chance. For helping me show my true colors. I'll be watching and cheering for whoever. Thanks ladies, and goodbye. '''

Sin D.: Aw, I’ll miss her, she was genuinely nice.

OzQueen: (wiping off the message) Well she’s not here anymore b*tch.

[ooooh!]

Gingica: OzQueen, how are you feeling?

OzQueen: It sucks to be in the bottom but b*tch I’m still here and I destroyed her in the lipsync.

Maricarmen: You both served such a show!

Sin D.: Yeah, I didn’t expect Hannah to also turn it out like that.

Gingica: Well, it’s the top five now, I’m inching closer and closer to the crown!

Natasha: Delusional…

[rucucucu]

Sin D.: Here we go again.

Gingica: I’m not gonna listen to you right now.

Natasha: B*tch is too afraid to confront me HA!

Gingica: It’s just that I’m not a childish little b*tch.

[Metal scraping sound]

Gingica: (confessional) I still don’t understand what the deal with Natasha is, each week she has to throw a word or two at me. My name never seems to leave her mouth, I’m just that relevant to her…

[Awkward silence]

[The queens stare at eachother]

Maricarmen: Anyways… congratulations to our winner!

Sin D.: Thank you so much!

Sin D.: (confessional) It’s my third challenge win and the idea of that alone gives me the urge to continue working hard or maybe even harder, I can smell the crown!

OzQueen: Yeah damn gurl, let us breathe…

Natasha: She won’t be able to if I’m not letting HER breathe.

[Sin D. Kate blankly stares at Natasha]

Sin D.: Well girl try harder because I’m using an inhaler.

Natasha: To inhale all the oxygen in the room and fly out of this competition like a balloon?

[Shade sound]

Sin D.: (confessional) Natasha’s starting to get on everyone’s nerves here, the day she goes home is the day we all party.

[Intense orchestral music while camera pans towards the different queens]



Werk Room
The next day...

Gingica: (confessional) It’s a new day in the Werk Room with these conniving b*tches!-

[Producer: You can’t say that.]

Gingica: (confessional) Well, let’s try that again - It’s a new day in the Werk Room! Walking in, I had this sudden urge to work hard today, It’s been ages since my last challenge win and I really don’t want to be pushed into the background. I HAVE to win a challenge.

Sin D.: Top five baby!

Natasha: Four more h0es to push out of the way.

Maricarmen: I wonder what today’s challenge is going to be...

“Oooh girl!”



OzQueen: Well girl we’re about to find out!

“She done already done had herses!”



''Who the hell ever said drag queens are fake?! We’re not! We’re just… automated. Controlled by the breaches of automation and technology. But one thing’s for sure, you can never do a BJ as a robot... A bad job!''

OzQueen: We turning ourselves into robots?

Maxi Challenge
HELLO HELLO HELLO!

[The queens get excited]

Hosts: Oh, there’s so few of you now! Where’d the others go?

[The queens chuckle]

Hosts: Well, we’re almost at the finish line of this competition, we’ve seen your looks, comedy, and acting skills, but now we want to know more about your personalities! Your… automated personalities. That’s right! For this week’s Maxi Challenge, category is… Mechanical Chick!

Oh, but that’s not all! You have to design your own personal-sidekick-esque robot! The robot has to be fitted with features, a look, and a personality that best represents you and your personality! Your runway look tonight has to resemble and reflect your robot and its features! Additionally, you have to write a small monologue spoken by your robot where it introduces itself and showcases its features and personality!

[The queens cheer in excitement]

Be sure to use your creativity and polishness to the extent of their limits in this challenge, since the race is getting tighter, a stray hair might be the reason you land in the bottom from now on!

You have 48 hours to submit your look with your robot and your monologue to your Facebook confessional chats. Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman… WIN!

Tracking List

 * Gingica [-]
 * Maricarmen Maestra [-]
 * Natasha [-]
 * OzQueen [-]
 * Sin D. Kate [-]