User blog:HeypplsOfficial/Sketches - S1, EP1 - DEALING WITH *GHETTOS*

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Ghettos.

We all have to deal with them at some point. Even if we live in the most un-diverse country. Whether it ranges from you pulling out some of your Grape Kool-Aid you brought from home, or some bag of hot-flavored chips that literally everyone enjoys.

The stereotypes are the worst, though.

(FineBrosEntertainment Parody) BLACK PEOPLE REACT!
Ghetto Voice: GHETTO PEOPLE REACT TO, IN THIS EPISODE, STEREOTYPICAL BLACK PEOPLE FOOD!

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So today, you will not be reacting to a video. Instead, you will be reacting to meals eaten and enjoyed by your kind.

LaQuandra: Ohhhh helll noooo, if they bring some watermelon I'm leaving this damn set.

"Staff brings a watermelon"

LaQuandra: I'm got a gun under my b00bies, *pulls out*, who first?

Tyrone: This is the only healthy food black people eat

"takes a bite"

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And this is coming from the leader of the BBC Gang.

Patricia: I'm fat, black, and 21. I loveeee me some watermelon, how'd y'all get this, this ain't even in season yet, daf*q?

Producer: It's from last year *giggles*

Patricia: Y'all white people nasty as f**k.

'*Tyrone brings out his gun and shoots the camera*

What food do you think African-American people enjoy the most?
Poll 1 Fried Chicken Watermelon Grape Kool-Aid Corn Bread Mashed Potatoes

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But yes, in all seriousness, how do you survive a ghetto? I imagine my kind to be exotics. I mean, people act like they've never seen a black person up close. But my serious tip is to make sure you carry some KFC Birthday Pre-Loaded Cards or some w33d.