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This Season in Eleganza!
Hosts: This season, we had a tonne of fabulous runways! We asked for expensive coutures, and they delivered. These talented queens could make a dress out of anything - even out of food. They weren’t afraid to get dirty - not in the game, not in the bedroom. From heaven to hell, these queens served us a season full of gagworthy looks, and we have compiled a list of our 15 favorites this season!

Let’s start with Number 15!

Marxy D’s Good Enough to Eat Runway

Oreo: This was from the food challenge. Marxy was assigned the salad bowl as his theme. I didn’t think it would be too difficult, but Marxy really delivered with his creative use of salad lettuce. The well-placed tomato slice also adds to the couture.

Topaz: Marxy was assigned a tough item in my opinion but he certainly served it to me and I hate salad!

Paris: I agree, I thought Marxy would flop massively with his salad. However, her marvellous creation certainly tossed my salad! . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Number 14!

Via D’Agem’s RaPal in Snatch Game

Oreo: You guys didn’t get to see this look, but the look that Via submitted for the Snatch Game was so polished and just so gorgeous. We just had to give the look a place on the countdown.

Topaz: Not only was Via one of my if not my favourite from the Snatch Game, this look was amazing. Representing the kween RaPal, this was one of my favourite looks all season.

Paris: I love the dynamic of turning an animated character into a fashionable supermodel. It really worked out for Via, so that’s why this is an amazing look! . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Number 13!

Via D’Agem’s avant-garde look for Supermodel of the World

Oreo: The wedding-gown look is just simply exquisite. It’s not her absolute best design, but the simple yet flawless glamor this avant-garde look serves is just… wow.

Topaz: Via again served it to me in this look. I lived for it, all the queens had to make a look this ep to save themselves from their spot to be taken from another queen and Via certainly brought it!

Paris: Her avant-garde wedding gown made me feel like the white bride. It was so elegant and it had a bit of depth, which I liked. . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Number 12!

El Rojo Amante’s avant-garde look for Supermodel of the World

Oreo: With this avant-garde sensation, El Rojo basically secured herself a return trip back to the game. It’s over-the-top, yet not too over-the-top. The Ivy Winters style is executed to perfection.

Topaz: This look was used to bring Rojo back into the game! This look was really nice and simple yet also was bold and creative enough to beat the other thirsty returning queens!

Paris: She read those bishes to filth with her magazine couture. She was the headline to all of the tabloids! In all seriousness, I loved the look a lot, so it’s a toot from me! . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Number 11!

HoPancakes’ look for Throw Ya Hands Up Oreo: This was our very first challenge, and I’d say that HoPancakes made a really great first impression with this burlesque-style look for the pop-tastic RuPaul song. It sucks that this was the first and last time we saw Pancakes on the runway, because I was expecting so many more looks. Oh well.

Topaz: This look was a very high standard look to start off with, maybe that’s why Ho quit the competition! The duet was a very bold choice but it worked a treat and the whole square worked so well for the song and artist! Such a shame that this queen left, it was too soon.

Paris: When I first saw this outfit, I had high expectations for HoPancakes! Like Oreo said, it sucked that this was her only time on the runway, as she would have killed the runway with her couture! . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Number 10!

AmyNo iSaid’s Good Enough to Eat Runway

Oreo: I think Amy was the first queen to push out a runway that didn’t look like it was done with Photoshop or Pixlr, but still looked great. This looks like something I would see in an art gallery. He took his theme of “Shish Kebabs” and made it look beautiful even without using a lot of colors!

Topaz: This look was so original and took a tough menu item and turned it into something stunning with a mellow feel to it.

Paris: Her meat couture made me hungry! I love shish kebabs, so that is probably why. Anyways, despite having a food item that was hard to work with, she turnt it out with her Lady Gaga realness! . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Number 9!

ZØdiKween’s avant-garde look for Supermodel of the World

Oreo: Oh my God - where do I even begin with this? This look is the definition of avant-garde. It’s over-the-top and it still captures the essence of “Supermodel of the World”. The gothy, dark nature of the gown, coupled with those feathers… I got my life from this.

Topaz: This look was everything! It was amazingly and in my opinion surprisingly good-looking and was definitely a dark, lowkey Sharon Needles supermodel and it stood out in an amazing way compared to the rest who were all bright colored!

Paris: She was definitely the black sheep of the bunch! No, she obviously wasn’t a sheep, but she was dark, that’s for sure! Her death angel was the death of me! . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Number 8!

JEXCICA’s Good Enough to Eat Runway

Oreo: JEXCICA was assigned a terribly bland-looking dessert for the challenge, but you know what? He made it WORK! The entire design is high-glamor runway material, and he completely slayed the challenge.

Topaz: This runway wasn’t the most put together but was definitely beautiful and took a yummy desert into a yummy runway.

Paris: Her creme brulee eleganza was as sweet as caramel! I loved it, as it turned a basic dessert into an amazing couture gown! She did a great job! . .  .  .  .  .  .  .

. .  Number 7!

Queen of Memes’ Seven Sins Runway

Oreo: Queen of Memes had probably been receiving generally “meh” to negative critiques, besides the Orange Runway. With the Seven Sins Runway, where she was assigned “Lust”, Queen took a turning point for the better. The entire presentation was ten-out-of-ten for “Lust” and was a sign of good things to come from this virally popular queen.

Topaz: Queen of Memes, like JEXCICA, didn’t have the most put together looks but this look definitely showed her that she deserved to be in game. Every week we were saying ‘Wake up Pearl QoM’ and she did. She received the sin ‘’Lust’’ and was giving me 50 Shades Of Grey realness!

Paris: Queen of Memes definitely made me feel lustly! I felt that she finally broke out of box at this moment, and I was very proud of her! . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Number 6!

Ginger Boiiii’s Good Enough to Eat Runway

Oreo: Ginger’s cheesecake look is serving me waitress from a diner realness. The marijuana uniform was a really humorous addition to the entire get-up.

Topaz: This was hands down in my top three favourite looks all season! I think I described as ‘Japanese P0rn waitress realness’ and I lived for it, I wish that this was the winning look for the episode but hey… Joint decisions…

Paris: I love how she went for a waitress serving cheesecake. As Oreo stated, I also liked how she added the marijuana effects. It really made the outfit pop. . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Number 5!

AmyNo iSaid’s Bedroom Ball Runway

Oreo: Get me a handkerchief because this is going to be hot. Amy’s Bedroom Ball is serving sexy dominatrix getting ready for her partner realness. The lingerie is hot, the face is fierce, and she looks like she is going to steal yo’ man.

Topaz: This was the best look of the whole runway in my opinion. The black and white combo usually works and this time… It blew everything out of the ocean! She was ready to walk into a bedroom and make anyone faint to the floor!

Paris: I was sweating like two rats humping in a wool sock when I first saw this look! I mean, it was hot! It perfectly fitted the criteria of “bedroom ball”, and it was an all around fantastic job by Amy! . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Number 4!

DonutLikeMe’s Sultry in Silk Runway

Oreo: This look fit the theme to a T. It was both silky and sultry. The tone of red used was absolutely ravishing and stunning, and, in addition to his performance in the dance challenge, scored him a pretty easy victory.

Topaz: This look was elegant and fit the theme. It wasn’t the most stunning look but I lived for the pose and elegance.

Paris: I loved it! The red looked extremely elegant and served up sass on a plate! I love how she wore a blonde wig, as it made the look pop out more. Overall, well done to her. . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Number 3!

CupcakKe’s look for Throw Ya Hands Up

Oreo: The square seems to have been directly lifted from an existing picture, but why should that matter if the look is perfect? When we saw this square, we were gagged, and I’d credit Team 2’s win in the first episode almost entirely to CupcakKe and HoPancakes’ excellent squares.

Topaz: CupcakKe always serves me average looks but in episode one she had the look of the week! It was stunning and was very reminiscent of the song and RuPaul. HoPancakes and CupcakKe were the stars of this episode but this look gave me just a bit more than Ho’s look.

Paris: I loved the color scheme. She is serving fruit-cocktail-that-is-actually-delicious realness!! It looks fishy, and it looks like something that I would wear to a photoshoot. Yas! . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Number 2!

Via D’Agem’s Seven Deadly Sins

Oreo: Where do I begin with this look? Via’s “Greed” runway evidently takes inspiration from the Money Ball in Drag Race Season 3. The look is stunning, it’s avant-garde, and every detail seems painstakingly put in its place. It was a delight to see Via strut down the runway in this gown - put it on my tab, because I want one in every currency!

Topaz: I was GREEDY for this look!!!! Too many feels to describe here… talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique (Lady Gaga, rip guest judges). I loved everything!

Paris: I wanted her to make it rain on me from the moment I saw this gown! It looked fabulous, and fitted the “Greed” category of things. I just loved every single detail about it! . .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  And finally, our Number 1 look of the season!

AmyNo iSaid’s Best Drag

Oreo: I cannot even with this look. It’s a two-part reveal… WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR? It’s gagworthy, and is the absolute representation of Best Drag. Amy has served out a season of conceptual looks, but this is the very best.

Topaz: The first time anyone has done well this in the season! A. TWO. PART. REVEAL!!! I loved it, Amy has shown us that she can serve us amazing looks always fitting the brief. This reminds me of an Alaska Thunderf*ck look and it was so original! This queen deserves her spot in the top three!

Paris: I LOVED IT! It was our first 2-in-1 look, so it was really gagworthy. The first outfit was a hipster-like shawl that looked chic. Then she revealed a beautiful black Cinderella gown that made the look go “pop”. Amy has served us some amazing looks, but they’re not as gagworthy as this piece of art.

And there we have it - our Top 15 looks of the season. Do you agree with the list? Feel free to discuss in the comments below - we want the attention!

But for now, let’s get to the part that most of you were probably waiting for… SNATCH GAME!

SNATCH GAME!


Paris: Welcome to Snatch Game! Today, we have two fabulous contestants playing with us!

Our first contestant is a sassy lady who ain’t afraid to get ghetto with the haters - please welcome Sandra!



Sandra: Hey everybody! I’m so excited to be here!

Paris: We’re glad to have you.

Our second contestant is a fabulous artist who is also the developer of the Just Dance Slay series! Please welcome Ryan!



Ryan: Thanks for inviting me!

Now let’s say hello to our star-studded celebrity panel!

Paris: First on the panel, it’s the she-larious Amy Schumer!



Amy: Hello there!

Paris: Who’s this? It’s world-renowned superstar… That Poppy!



Poppy: Hi, I'm Poppy! Thank you so much, Oreo, Paris and Topaz! I am very happy to be here! I'm happy and my life is wonderful! I love my fans, my record label and my handler! I want to thank God for this amazing opportunity! :D

Paris: Over here we have the more dignified presidential candidate, all t all shade. She placed first runner-up in this year’s presidential election. It's Secretary of State Hillary Clinton!



Hillary Clinton: (puts away her phone) Nothing to see here.

Paris: Next on the panel, it’s the curvy Miss Meghan Trainor!

Meghan: Hello, Paris!

Paris: Well, look we have here - it’s the fabulous Nicki Minaj!



Nicki: Hahahaaa *mouth pops* oh I didn't see u there.

Paris: So glad to have you here, Nicki.

Paris: O my rapal - it’s RaPal!



RaPal: helo helo helo!! how r u doing everone, im so heppy to b her. i'm rapal, supremoodle of teh wruld, amy ewurd whiner, relty show suprester end a famous twatter blocker. oroe, perez, tapozz, u betta wrek on ur hosting skills or i will sashey the f**k awey with all 3 of u.

Paris: ''(cracks up)”

Paris: Next on the panel… RaPal might recognise this one - it’s Cynthia Lee Fontaine!



Cynthia: HOW YOU DOIN MIS AMORES THIS IS CYNTHIA LEE FONTAINE DIRECTLY FROM AUSTIN, TEXASS Y'ALL!

Paris: To her right - we have award-winning artist… Justin Bieber is in the house!



Justin: Hello everybody!

Paris: To her right - we have award-winning artist… Justin Bieber is in the house!



Justin: Hello everybody!

Paris: Finally on our panel of celebrities, it’s Lady Gaga!



Gaga: Hey, my Little Monsters!

Paris: Now, I’m sure everybody here knows how to play the Snatch Game! The contestant with the most matches wins! Let’s get started.

Paris: Alright, this first question is for Sandra.

“Dirty Dorito is soooo dirty, she uses (blank) as makeup!”

Sandra: I said she uses icing and cake batter!

Paris: Okay then! Let’s see what our celebrities have to say! Hillary Clinton?

Hillary: Who uses makeup these days. We as women should just go makeup-free. I recently spoke out to the public wearing nothing on my face (source: http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/hillary-clinton-speech-donald-trump-us-president-no-make-up-speech-im-glad-she-did-a7425546.html). So therefore, I said she uses absolutely nothing as makeup.

Paris: I’m afraid that’s not a match, but good try, Hillary! Now let’s go to our mother monster herself, Lady Gaga!

Gaga: She uses what I were for makeup M.A.C Cosmetics, only in stores now. She could as dirty as she wants to be because she born that way.

Paris: Not a match! Alright, let’s go to RaPal!

RaPal: i assome that buy dorty diroto u mean coocoo muntrose. mickel said in alsterz 2 thet hor mekup lokd like soot so i ansewered she uses lody benny's ashes as mekup. *does teh sygn of teh crass* rep in p!ss my old old old old old frand.

Paris: Unfortunately, that isn’t a match. Great answer though! Next, we have our favorite black barbie, Nicki Minaj!

Nicki: Like... biiinch Dirty Dorito is so dirty she uses her boyfriend’s c*m as makeup. But to be honest, like... *does weird ass tourette blinks* i had some of his c*m last night *does more weird tourette blinks*

RaPal: oh my myself it's nekci menij. u shuld b ashemad of not puting out new epidoses of ur show for 2 yers.

Paris: Not a match, Nicki.

Alright - next question! This one’s for Ryan. “Nasty Naomi is soooo nasty, she takes her boyfriends to (blank) for dates!”

Ryan: Well, Paris, Nasty Naomi is soooo nasty, she takes her boyfriends to the dumpster for dates!

Paris: That’s a great answer. Now, let me introduce you to the one queen who is as sexy as a goddess and as funny as a clown, Cynthia Lee Fontaine!

Cynthia: Well i've known naomi for a long time, she has a gorgeous long legs just like puerto rican frogs! *10 seconds of puerto rican frog whistles* So i think if she nasty, sucia, cha cha b*tch, she takes my Acid Berry to her surgeon office for dates.

Paris: That is not a match, Cynthia! Next on the panel, we have British royalty, That Poppy!

Poppy: She takes... she takes her boyfriends to heaven! :D

Paris: Poppy, are you sure that your boyfriend doesn't view you as one hell of a ride?

Poppy: I like The Devil! :)

Paris: I’m sorry, but that isn’t a match! Great try though! Now we have the girl who is all about that bass, it’s Meghan Trainor!

Meghan: Ou Mai Gawd Who takes their bfs to a-a pawn shop!? How could she do that?!! Gurl, that's so unprofessional. Ugh. She must be so poor. She doesn’t date like I do.

RaPal: um... megan??? sweaty??? u havent rely aneswwered any uf ur questions..... i tink u misunderstod teh assygnment like sesher ball. sashey teh fc-k awey. Paris: This question didn’t swing in your favor! So it’s not a match!

Now, we are back to Sandra! “Crazy Catherine is soooo crazy, instead of shampoo, she uses (blank)!”

Sandra: Paris - Crazy Catherine is soooo crazy, instead of shampoo, I said she uses bleach!

Paris: Bleach!

Sandra: It gets all of those stains off the skin!

Paris: It sure does! Let’s see what our celebrities had to say. Alright, first up, it’s Hillary again!

Hillary: Shampoo is such a useful hair product. I don't know why some people don't use it. Just look at Donald Trump. ha Ha HA! If I were president, I would have made sure all showers had shampoo. I even made a campaign ad about it. Take a look.

''Donald Trump. What does he really use in the shower. Does he use shampoo every morning? Or is it something else? Hillary Clinton pledges that all bathrooms need shampoo in their showers.''

I'm Hillary Clinton and I approve this message (paid for by the Hillary For 2020 Association of America)

So what was the question again? Oh right. I said she uses dandruff paid for by the Republican Party.

Sandra: (confessional) Queen of Memes really channeled Hillary during the Snatch Game. That political vibe was really there.

Paris: Oh Hillary, that’s an essay, girl! Anyways, that is not a match! Next up, we have our favorite bad boy, Justin Bieber!

Justin: She uses some toothpaste with Ketchup-flavored Lays® chips.

RaPal: oh look its justine boober. i thought u ware irrolevant nowedeys????? pls go bak to 2010

Paris: No Justin, that is not a match. Next up, Meghan Trainor!

Meghan: uat de hiel girl, who uses fish as shampoo!?!? Who can live like that?! Her hair is probs like a hairdryer

Paris: Unfortunately, that doesn’t match Sandra’s answer!

Sandra: (oh well pout)

Paris: Next up, we have the funniest woman in the cinema, Amy Schumer!

Amy: That old milk from tha bottom of tha fridge

Paris: Uhh, that’s not a match. Sorry, Amy.

This next question goes out to Ryan! “Stupid Sally is soooo stupid, she thought that the Kardashians were a (blank)!”

Ryan: She thought the Kardashians were a travelling circus!

Paris: That’s a good answer! Let’s head over to see what Cynthia says!

Cynthia: Stupid Sally is so stupid, she thought the Kardashians were a brand of CUCU IMPLANTS!

Poppy: I love implants! I use them a lot! I used lip implants the most! Now I look beautiful! :D

Paris: That is unfortunately not a match! Now let’s go see what Nicki has to say!

Nicki: She thought the Kardashians were a virgin

Paris: That’s a fantastic answer, but it isn’t a match! What does Gaga say?

Gaga: Celebrities with talent, haha, we all know that old people have more talent (looks at Madonna while Madonna looks pi**ed)

Paris: Aww crap, that isn’t a match! Amy - Stupid Sally thought the Kardashians were a…

Amy: CAR BRAND!

Paris: Just “CAR BRAND!”?

Amy: CAR BRAND!

Via: (confessional) Hmm... JEXCICA, I'm smelling something. I don't know if it's the plastic smell of your Shake-N-Go wig, or the smell of the lack of professionalism you're displaying right now. (rattlesnake sound effect)

Paris: Aha… okay then. Sandra, this question is directed at you! “Trashy Tiffany is soooo trashy, when she goes to the barber, she asks for a (blank)!”

Sandra: When she goes to a barber, she asks for cash from the tip jar!

Paris: That would be fun! Okay, what does our Poppy say?

Poppy: She asks the barber for more likes and subscribers! :D

Paris: Not a match! Now, what does queen RaPal have to say!

RaPal: well u kno oroe, i haf no fc-king idae wat this busted quen nxet to me is tyrin to sey, but i anwesered she asks the borber for a blojab. tru story, thet's how prul med it to the top 3 in sison 7.

Sandra: (convulsing with laughter)

Paris: That is some nasty shade, RaPal! It’s a shame to say that it isn’t a match! Next up, we have Justin Bieber!

Justin: She asks for red Oreos®.

Paris: Oreos, hey Justin? Unfortunately, not a match.

This final question is for Ryan, and it’s a doozy. “Basic Britney is sooooo basic, she puts (blank) in her salad.”

Ryan: Basic Britney puts kale in her salad!

Paris: That’s a great answer! Now what does Poppy have to say?

Poppy: She puts fruit loops into her salad! :D

RaPal: poopy pls, if anywon her is a froot luip it's ur gey @ss sweathart.

Poppy: RaPal! You spelt anyone, fruit, loop, your, guy, ass, sweetheart, anyways, said, her, career, salad, and, assume, album, born, naked and itunes wrong! Now you know how to spell those words! :)

RaPal: whet r u tolking about poopy i spoll wreds just fyn. Poppy: You don't! D: Do you go to school?! I go to school! School is boring. :(

Hillary: Stay in school, ladies. RaPal: oh my deer i went to skule yers ago. do u knaow whet my skule was called???? it's rapal's dark u, new sison coming soon only on iglootv and youtube.com/rapaldarkres!!!!!!

Ryan: Hang on, RaPal - new Drag U?

RaPal: yes pls wetch it, i dont wnat to hav to cnacel it agen. it chenges pople's lives

Ryan: (laughs hysterically)

Paris: RaPal, what did you put for your answer?

RaPal: i sed she puts hor entire carer into the soled, eats it, end poops it out. i assome that's how her new ablum orgy was bron… (nekid)  (now available on itones)

Paris: Your album is gold, but it doesn’t make your answer a match! What about you, Cynthia?

Cynthia: Well mis amores, I was thinking that the biggest talent of Britney is her vocals, so she puts her voice in her salad!

Paris: Nope, not a match. Let’s see if Hillary has a match.

Hillary: Thanks, Paris. I am very flattered how you as a democrat mention me twice. It proves that people really care about me. Oh, how I love salad. Bill and I used to make salad all the time if you know what I mean. ha Ha HA. Oh, I'm a card, I tell ya. I said she puts her women's rights in her salad.

Paris: Well, thank you so much Hillary! However, it’s not a match! Nicki, can you va-va-voom us with the correct match?

Nicki: I said she puts some Auto-Tune into her salad can i get a a-a-a-a-m-e-n sweety?

Paris: Damn, not the right match. What does the Canadian piece of bacon have to say?

Justin: She puts Canadian bleach into her salad.

Paris: Justin, do you like uncut carrots in your salad?

Justin: …yes

Paris: I knew it! I just did! Ever since you rejected Johnny Rapid’s p0rn request, I knew you were craving that carrot! Anywho, now let’s get to the M-Train herself!

Meghan: (GASP) that's not a salad if u put lipstick in your salads. That's disgusting. EW EW EW EW. Gonna go eat some real food.

Paris: Um… not a match? What does Amy have that could possibly be correct? I wonder...

Amy: air

Paris: Air? The air that we breathe? That isn’t a match…

Oh crud! We have reached the end of the Snatch Game! The winner of the Snatch Game is… . .  .  .  .  .

Alright, we will see you next time, here on Snatch Game!