User blog:Danial6492000/Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara UNTUCKED! - Episode 1: The New Generation



[Voiceover]

''“Billy Eyelash, Gingica, María Netta, Natasha, Nateo G2D, Tina Dream, the six of you are safe. You may leave the stage.”''

[The safe queens leave the stage and make their way to the Untucked lounge]

Tina Dream: (confessional) I’m glad I’m not gonna be the first one to go home, but it feels condescending to not get critiqued on the runway, I came here to get better at what I’m already good at doing.

Gingica: (confessional) Frankly, I’m kind of disappointed to be safe, I think my look is very well thought out and polished and I should be up there with the other girls on the runway right now.

María Netta: (confessional) To be quite honest, I wasn’t that confident with my look today, I’m just happy to be safe.

[The safe queens reach the Untucked lounge and take a seat]

Maria: Hello

Gingica: hi bestie

Maria: I’m not your bestie.

[The cast pans over to listen to this conversation]

Gingica: OK hatsune miku calm down

Maria: I don't know why you're calling me your bestie…

Gingica: bestie.

Maria: You are so annoying.

Maria: And it’s not Hatsune Miku, it’s Sailor Moon

Gingica: all anime is the same ma

Tina: I’m no anime fan, but I’ve seen enough to find differences

Maria: Thank you.

Maria: "Gingica" I don't like you, you are so weird

Maria: I am going to win this competition you are a loser

[The rest of the cast look at each other in confusion]

Gingica: what the [cucu]

Gingica: Let's see who gets the furthest into the competition, a serving queen like me, or a [cucu]?

Maria: Excuse me did you just call me a [cucu]

Maria: She called me a [cucu], isn’t that cyberbullying?

[The hosts are nowhere in sight]

Gingica: I did ahaha no I didn't because I did

Gingica: when the judges gonna need to bring in an excavator to escort me

Maria: You are untalented, see you when i'm in the top 3 Actually no because you will be eliminated ahahah

Gingica: and who are you again

Maria: Next drag superstar

Gingica: next drag supersh*t maybe

Maria: You are sh*t

[OHHHHH]

[The conversation gets heated]

Gingica: I am THE sh*t you are WHAT?

Maria: Next Drag superstar I already said. I am the queen

[Gingica leaves the Untucked lounge and goes outside for a smoke break]

[The other queens enter the Untucked lounge after being critiqued]

OzQueen: Ready for the #byf3gala

[Gingica comes back from her smoke break]

Gingica: omg put the clown make up on so you can perform at the circus nearby when you get eliminated first challenge

OzQueen: It’s really funny because you think that what you’re saying affects me and it actually does LOL

OzQueen: Gingicas look for tonight

Gingica: So girls, what yall think of the new judges?

[silence] 

[Gingica bats her eyes]

Gingica: byf having new judges every 2 years because they get on retirement

[The hosts intervene]

Hosts: Ladies! In addition to your prizes for winning the competition, the winner of the season will also earn a coveted spot on the Sass Supreme Hall of Fame!

Gingica: wait this means I'll have my face next to queen of snakes

HoWaffles: who said that...............

Gingica: she won s2…

HoWaffles: who said you’re winning s3

Gingica: ...the script

[rucucucu]

Robin: I wanna collab with Queen of Snakes

[awkward silence]

Gingica: when me and ozcar hack byf servers and put us as tied win in the script

Robin: Winning by being bottom 2 every episode?

Gingica: @Natasha she dissin u

Robin: Or winning cuz you're old like Chad Michaels did?

Gingica: my age still lower than the amount of times you had to audition

[OHHHHH]

Tina: your teenage dream has arrived

Gingica: guess I’m asking for a refund

Robin: So you're gonna look like a 40 year old soccer mom with that Witness hair?

[rucucucu]

Tina: i saw something that looked like you when i was filming my bathroom cover of NRO

Gingica: OOOOOOOOOH

Maria: Guys I am really confident about my look I am going to win

Gingica: But girl, you’re safe...

OzQueen: I hope everyone fails and go home

Sin D: win last place

Maria: You first.

OzQueen: [cucu] you fatty

Maria: Omg

Maria: Guys, i’m lesbian

OzQueen: Ew

Maria: Umm, are you homophobic?

OzQueen: Yes I hate gays

Maria: Omg… That is not okay

Hannah: Seriously.

OzQueen: It is

Hannah: Go to hell.

Sin D: homophobic queen!

Maria: I don’t like homophobic people please

[Robin X observes]

Sin D: millie bobbie brown found dead

OzQueen: Lesbians pride gays go to hell xoxo

Maria: Excuse me?

OzQueen: Lesbians are the true t

OzQueen: Gays are just holes

Maria: This is so not okay right now

Sin D: honey im already going to hell

Maria: I am just… shocked

Hannah: So am I

OzQueen: Periodt

Maria: OzQueen stop being homophobic please. I Am being nice

Sin D: drag herr!

Hannah: We're all queens. So we're all beautiful

[Maria talking to the camera]

Maria: Hello hosts i would like to show you that OzQueen was being homophobic and he does not like me because I am a lesbian and I think someone called me a [cucu]

OzQueen: Made some points

Sin D: [cucu] rights!

Maria: PLEASE STOP SAYING [cucu]! I am very offended

Sin D: when ozcar said "be gay and do crimes" i didn't feel that

[OzQueen chokes]

OzQueen: Lesbians are icons

Maria: I am not a Category

[Sin D. Kate and OzQueen look at each other confusingly]

Maria: Guys, my favorite drag queen is The Vixen because she is black

[Everyone in the room bursts out laughing]

Maria: I am not like OzQueen, I love gay people and I love black people, I love everyone! #Equality

Sin D: Jihyo from twice is my fav black icon!

OzQueen: Miss Sin D Kate looking like



Sin D: [cucu]

Sin D: kill the g*ys!

OzQueen: PeridoT

[Hosts intervene again]

Via D’Agem: Judges update: we all pissed ourselves laughing in our custom Zaldy® gowns

Sin D: piss in my mouth so i can advance towards the finale

OzQueen: Katy is chained to a cell restriction

Via D’Agem: @Tina, thoughts?

[Queen of Snakes shamelessly promotes Fad Guy]

Queen of Snakes: Stream and you’ll be propelled to top 3

OzQueen: Hey Arnold

Via D’Agem: @Gingica, thoughts?

OzQueen: Byf cast

Via D’Agem: forgetting natasha is black…

Sin D: white [cucu] rights!

Sin D: C****** lookin a** [cucu]

OzQueen: Todas as trans phinisimas fumando macolha

Sin D: is this what the Spanish [cucu] said when she was doing a half a**ed vogue?

[Camera pans to Maricarmen]

Sin D: me omw to [cucu] the hosts' [cucu] for the crown

Sin D: i want daddy pig to shove his long strong fat heavy hammer into my [REDACTED]

[Cast laughs in confusion]

OzQueen: Me and miss Sin D. seducing the judges to be on top 2

Gingica: but fail to do so cause I'm first and Gingica fat 2nd

[P.A. gives the queens the 5-minute warning]

[Hannah, Robin X, and OzQueen practice the lip-sync song as they predict themselves to be in the bottom 2]

Back on the runway…

[Voiceover]

“Robin X, Hannah, I’m sorry my dears but you are up for elimination”

[Nateo G2D interferes]

''Nateo: I would like to forfeit the competition. I haven’t been feeling particularly well recently, I can’t continue the race.''

QOS: Are you sure?

Nateo: [Imitating Gia Gunn] Absoluteeeeely.

''Hosts: Nateo G2D, although your time with us here wasn’t as long as we would’ve hoped for, you are still, a crystal sister. Keep on spreading your clown-isms around the world! Now…''



''Nateo: Goodbye! Love you all!''

[Nateo G2D heads to the werk-room and packs her bags]

Nateo: (confessional) I know it’s still the first episode and I’m already clowning around and quitting, but, it is for the best, I trust my crystal sisters this season to put on a show and entertain. I don’t feel bad or regretful about leaving at all.

[Nateo G2D drives off in a van]

Nateo: Goodbye my clowns! See you on the flip side! *Kisses*



 11 QUEENS REMAIN

