User blog:Pearl Louise/If Just Dance 2017 Were Honest

'''DISCLAIMER: THIS BLOG IS A JOKE. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, PLS DONT READ'''

Just Dance 2017 is available now for all consoles, and it just got even better. This game features "over" 40 songs that dont include your favorite artists. If you want to dance to Lady Gaga, you will have to buy Dance Central instead. Despite that, the game features some "worldwide hits" such as a stereotypical Japanese song, a halloween song that is filled with too many innuendos to hide from the kids, and a song by a Katy Perry knockoff that we found on the street and said "youre hired". The game also features songs that appeal to our Brazilian songs so that way they stop complaining and moaning about how unfair they treat them. Just Dance 2017 has exciting new features such as Just Dance Machine, where you will copy many dance styles choreographed by drag queens. The game also has returning features such as the World Dance Floor where you play players from around the world. The new and improves World Dance Floor comes with a new feature called Glitch Mode where the entire interface crashes and skips and then restarts the entire game. You can now compete in the Just Dance World Cup by qualifying through the World Dance Floor. The Just Dance World Cup is a competition in Paris where many players compete to win the runner up title of the competition. Although, you and your family must be willing to relocate to Paris in order to compete. If you are an underage child who likes to troll on the internet, you are ineligible fof the competition. Just Dance 2017 also is compatible with a Just Dance controler app, which lets the player break and smash their phone through dance. Finally, there is World Video Challenge. The same thing as World Dance Floor, but more suitable for people with social anxiety. Just Dance is available for the Xbox One, the Wii U, the PS4, the PC, the Nintendo Switch, the Nintendo DS, the Leapfrog, the IPhone 7, the toaster, the microwave oven, the Hallmark Channel, the VHS player, the tiny television screen on an airplane, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Netflix, Redbox, YouTube Red, TIDAL, Kim K's booty, and the other three consoles that non one gives a sh*t about. Available Now!