User:Master Hydraffe

To whomever it may concern,

Hello there! You clicked on my page, you curious little cat. Y'know for every second you spend on this page 1 second of your life has gone forever. But I promise you reading about me will be worth it.

I live in nice, warm, cozy Singapore, Singapore. Yes, I'm Asian - don't you dare judge.

I can't tell you my name, but if you find me on Facebook, that's cho bidznus. However I can tell you that my initials are J.K..

I will be turning ( insert guess ) next year.

And I'm annoying.

There, I think I took up about 30 seconds of your time, give or take. You jerk - WHAT DID YOU DO?! YOU COULD'VE SAVED A KITTY IN THE PAST 30 seconds BUT NO! I am so disappointed in you. But then again, I spent way more than 30 seconds typing this.

THERE GOES ANOTHER 10 seconds. Dammit! Do you know how many people die of malaria in 40 seconds? A LOT, that's how many. Ugh, please leave my page and go be a valiant member of society. (shakes head)

''Also, I'm ranked first on this Wiki. Don't touch my royal feet XD''

'''Drop me a question on my message wall and I will answer it on this page! Why? Because I lack a life.'''

Chat Policy
I am available for Chat every day of the week (besides school Thursdays). I will however only join Chat if there are more than 2 people online. I am rather strict with Chat rules; if you spam or swear without censorship I will kick or ban you according to the severity of the infringement.

So enjoy the Chat and hopefully you have fun! Keep with the rules and you won't have to wait for a ban to pass.

Small Tip
Only post urgent - like, really, really urgent - messages on my wall. It does get lonely, but I don't want spam on my wall. Also, once an issue on my wall has been resolved, do not start a long conversation on my wall unless it has something to do with me in one way or another - like a debate or discussion. Under no circumstances is anyone allowed to click the Edit Profile button on my page and Publish. If I encounter anyone who does that, I will issue a warning.

No autoplaying music is to be posted on my Message Wall either. If you do wish to post music on my Wall, disable Autoplay and Hide.

My Favorite Coaches...
Judged on my personal likings

All The Songs
I put them all here just for the hell of it.



All The Alternates
As with the songs, I did this for the hell of it.



My Favorite Songs...
On the series
 * 99 Luftballons by Nena (Rutschen Planeten)
 * Applause by Lady Gaga
 * Bang Bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj
 * Black Widow by Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora
 * Boom Clap by Charli XCX
 * Break Free by Ariana Grande ft. Zedd
 * Crazy in Love by Beyoncé (not the cover)
 * Dark Horse by Katy Perry
 * Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) by ABBA
 * Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!) by Blu Cantrell
 * Hot N Cold by Katy Perry
 * Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny) by A.R. Rahman ft. The Pussycat Dolls and Nicole Scherzinger
 * Just Dance by Lady Gaga
 * Love Me Again by John Newman
 * Maps by Maroon 5
 * Nine In The Afternoon by Panic! At The Disco
 * Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds
 * Problem by Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea and Big Sean
 * Safe And Sound by Capital Cities
 * She Looks So Perfect by 5 Seconds Of Summer
 * She Wolf (Falling To Pieces) by David Guetta ft. Sia
 * Super Bass by Nicki Minaj
 * Timber by Pitbull ft. Ke$ha
 * Toxic by Britney Spears (not the cover, hell no!)
 * Wake Me Up by Avicii
 * We Can't Stop by Miley Cyrus
 * What You Waiting For? by Gwen Stefani

My Favorite Dances...
Judged on difficulty or how fun it is to do the dance
 * 4x4 by Miley Cyrus
 * Addicted To You by Avicii
 * Bad Romance (Official Choreo) by Lady Gaga
 * Bang Bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj
 * Black Widow by Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora
 * Candy by Robbie Williams
 * Follow The Leader (SWEAT) by Wisin and Yandel ft. Jennifer Lopez
 * Get Low by Dillon Francis ft. DJ Snake
 * Let's Go To The Mall by Robin Sparkles
 * Macarena by Los Del Rio (The Girly Team)
 * Part of Me by Katy Perry
 * Summer (SWEAT) by Calvin Harris
 * Till I Find You by Austin Mahone
 * Xmas Tree by Bollywood Santa
 * You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) by Dead Or Alive

... On Just Dance 2014

 * 1) Applause by Lady Gaga

... On Just Dance 2015

 * 1) Dark Horse by Katy Perry
 * 2) Macarena by The Girly Team
 * 3) Maps by Maroon 5

Friends on the Wiki
Send me a request if you wanna be on here. :)

''Ich finde dich toll. Super! :D''
 * All That Glitters Is Lucky
 * Art Had Me Like
 * Believe... In Team Work
 * Boogie On Down!
 * Edit Conflicts But Still Friends
 * Fishy
 * Grikey Mikey!
 * Hard Name To Spell XD
 * Heil The Veil!
 * Merry zTMas!
 * Number 30
 * Ocelots of Ocelots
 * Polished to Shine
 * Pure Glee
 * Regular Customer
 * Sonic Editor
 * Survivor
 * The A-Pop Fan
 * The Avid Learner
 * The Good James
 * The New Addition
 * The Red Mist Is Coming
 * The Swag Guy
 * Ultimatum
 * When There's A Will...

My Favorite Songs
Outside of the series
 * ***Flawless by Beyoncé
 * 7/11 by Beyoncé
 * Baby Don't Lie by Gwen Stefani
 * Blank Space by Taylor Swift
 * Centuries by Fall Out Boy
 * Chandelier by Sia
 * Cool Kids by Echosmith
 * Counting Stars by OneRepublic
 * Elastic Heart by Sia
 * Feeling Good on a Wednesday by Sia (South Park)
 * Froot by Marina and the Diamonds
 * Ghost by Ella Henderson
 * I Really Like You by Carly Rae Jepsen
 * I Want You To Know by Zedd ft. Selena Gomez
 * La La La by Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith
 * L.A. Love by Fergie
 * Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding
 * National Anthem by Lana Del Rey
 * One Last Time by Ariana Grande
 * Outside by Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding
 * Pagan Poetry by Björk
 * Shake It Off by Taylor Swift
 * What Is Love by Haddaway

More About Me
Hello, you found me! I'm Master Hydraffe, but I would prefer if you could call me JK. I was born in Singapore, that small, rich island in Southeast Asia, on 5 March 2002. I am a fan of many things - Just Dance, South Park, Survivor (the TV show), YouTube, YouTubers, Europe (the place), Beyoncé (she's my queen!), comedy, friends, Ellen DeGeneres, and much more. I speak English and Chinese (I'm not a fluent speaker but it's my second language) and I'm about to learn German. That's it - anymore about me and I'll follow you, at night, to your house and shoot you with a shotgun. Just kidding... Maybe. K bye!

Update: I found that I like "gorror" (gore-horror) movie franchises such as SAW and Final Destination.

If you need language translation, you might want to see me for I made the 100,000th edit on Just Dance Wiki by adding the half-coaches to Moskau!
 * English (The easiest and most natural language to me.)
 * 中文 (我能说中文，可是我讲地不太好. 我还算及格吧. )
 * Deutsch (Ich bin immer noch lernen Deutsch.)
 * 1st Edit: #thatPOWER
 * 9,000th Edit: Wake Me Up
 * 9,999th Edit: Summer
 * 10,000th Edit: Black Widow
 * 15,000th Edit: A comment on my Message Wall
 * 20,000th Edit: Kiss Datte Hidarikiki

Random Trivia

 * Once, when I was sick and dancing to Just Dance 2015, somehow a heavy nosebleed found its way out while I was dancing to the Mashup of Built For This.

Favourite Musical Artists
''Most of these are from Pop. (List is ranked alphabetically) The list is not exhaustive, by the way.''
 * Ariana Grande
 * Beyoncé (If you don't like her, I'm sorry, we can't be friends.)
 * Björk
 * Calvin Harris
 * Ellie Goulding
 * Iggy Azalea
 * Katy Perry (If you don't like her, seriously, how are you even still on this Wiki?)
 * Lana Del Rey
 * Marina and The Diamonds
 * Miley Cyrus
 * Miranda Sings
 * Nicki Minaj
 * OneRepublic
 * Rihanna
 * Sia
 * Taylor Swift

Achievements on THIS WIKI

 * First and only person to make more than 6,500 edits
 * First and only person to have over 10,000 edits including comments
 * Made the first working Navigational Template
 * First Asian admin

Created Pages
Made the following pages!
 * Easter Eggs
 * Mehdi Kerkouche

QUESTION TIME
'''Any questions? Feel free to leave them on my Message Wall. They can pertain to anything; Wiki rules, my life, etc.. If they're really good, I'll leave them here, right in this snug corner of my .'''

.gifs Galore!
Note that some of these .gifs contain graphic imagery from SAW - viewer discretion is advised)



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