User blog:JDlover/Beat Yo Face: The Crystal Mascara - Episode 7: The Shrew

PREVIOUSLY ON... “This week… we’re throwing a ball!” [The queens freak out] Maricarmen: I don’t like my look at all… Via: Well, there’s still enough time to change some things here and there if you’d like. Maricarmen: ...Nah. [Shade sound] Natasha! HoWaffles: All three of your looks tonight are spectacular beyond words! QOS: They are some of the best looks Beat Yo Face has ever seen. Tina Dream! ''Via: ...OK werk. No further comments.'' [Metal scraping sound] “Natasha… Condragulations, you are the winner of this week’s challenge!” [Camera pans to Gingica] Maricarmen Maestra…



Tina Dream…



After Tina’s elimination…

Maricarmen: Good god, I don’t wanna go through that ever again.

Gingica: That lipsync was… something.

[rucucucu]

Gingica: (confessional) Besides Tina’s disaster of a lipsync, everyone in the Werk Room feels shaken up because of what happened earlier on the runway.

[Flashback] “Who should go home tonight, and why?” “Natasha: Gingica, because she used to talk sh*t about me while I was absent. And people who do sh*t to me always get karma's kiss back.” “OzQueen: Miss Natasha for being late.”

Tina: (lipstick message) ''' Thank you girls so much. Unfortunately due to college starting next week, I cannot continue further in this competition. Love you b*tches! Also, don’t forget to stream Small Talk. '''

Hannah: Aw Tina. She was kinda messy but I liked her.

Sin D.: That makes one.

OzQueen: Girl f*ck that racist b*tch.

[Metal scraping sound]

Sin D.: (confessional) Tina was the messiest person in this competition, it was clear she was trying to sabotage everyone by constantly stirring the pot and grinding everyone’s gears. I’m just glad she’s finally gone.

Maricarmen: (wiping off the lipstick message) She didn’t really put up much of a fight.

Gingica: Anyways, congrats to our winner! Even though it should’ve been me.

Natasha: The judges finally saw how talented I am and gave me a win.

Sin D.: “Talented” is an overstatement.

Natasha: Y’all are just bitter I’m finally on top.

OzQueen: Enjoy it while it lasts sweetie xoxo.

Natasha: It’s gonna last longer than your run in this competition.

OzQueen: That’s brave coming from the Venus D Lite of the season.

[Shade sound]

Natasha: You’re one to talk after you said I deserved to go home tonight...

Gingica: Yeah, what was that whole monologue about, b*tch?

Natasha: I just truthfully said what came to my mind.

OzQueen: Girl, bitterness was all over your face.

Natasha: Why’re you pressed girl?

Natasha: (confessional) Gingica, OzQueen… These b*tches can stay praying for my downfall but it’s not gonna happen. Now that my talent is finally being appreciated by the judges, there’s no way I’m going home. Period.

Gingica: The truth is, Natasha, you didn’t deserve that challenge win, and you most definitely don’t deserve to be standing here with us right now. All you do is stir sh*t and fight with almost everyone, we should be wiping off YOUR lipstick message right now.

Gingica: (confessional) I’m so done with this conniving b*tch, seeing her face is the last thing I need right now, if no one’s gonna send her home, I’ll do it myself.

[Intense orchestral music while camera pans towards the different queens]



Werk Room
The next day...

Maricarmen: ¡Buenos días amigas!

Maricarmen: (confessional) It’s another day in the Werk Room! I was really shaken up by my performance last week but lipsyncing for my life was exactly what I needed to give me that drive to perform better.

Gingica: Girl, I’m so tired of these challenges, we got Snatch Game and the ball right after eachother...

Sin D.: That doesn’t sound like something the Wiki’s Next Sass Supreme would say, Gingica.

[The girls all collectively “ooooo!”]

Gingica: You won’t be saying that when the hosts put that crown on my head mwah.

Maricarmen: Anyways, Gingica is right, I’m really hoping for an easier challenge this week.

“Oooh girl!”



Gingica: Speak of the devil!

“She done already done had herses!”



''Strong drag queens deserve to have a place where they can express their views. Be it about news, politics, or whatever, don’t be afraid to shake the table and speak your truth!''

OzQueen: I don’t know what the f*ck she saying.

Mini Challenge
HELLO HELLO HELLO!

Hosts: Hey queens! Another day, another parslay!

[rucucucu]

Hosts: Anyways, today, we want to see how well you can bottom!

[The queens are confused]

Hosts: And by that we mean: “be outstanding at taking tests on (ho)mos!" ...Of course. It’s education!

[The queens laugh]

For today’s Mini Challenge, we will be giving each of you a college-examiner-certified quiz about the history of Beat Yo Face! All you have to do is head on over to the link below and answer all 12 questions! You’ve got 24 hours to do so, oh... and one more thing, cheating is strictly prohibited or we’ll force you to put some damn clothes on and send your country @sses back home! Now, GO!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/12_iBvS2h9ZElFwefGecgC9MLxyvrsfY8bMrSPDVpdzc/