User blog:Bboy3165/Where in the Wiki is Carmen Sandiego?

Hello my fellow friends, today we have a very interesting case. It involves the insane Cat Wario and the mysterious Just Dance Central. Come, take a seat and here is some tea but watch out, it is going to be spilled.

Who Is Cat Wario?
Cat Wario was a crazy, problematic little user. He joined the wiki on November 30, 2015. Within a week of being on the wiki, he was banned from chat for spamming. About two weeks later, he had a strange "dream". On that same day, he made a blog called [http://justdance.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Cat_Wario/Just_Dance_2016:_Bae_Of_The_Year! Just Dance 2016: Bae Of The Year!]. On that blog, there was a picture that seemed, strange. We'll get to that later. On January 4, 2016, he made a blog with a poem he made. This may become crucial evedince soon. On February 18, 2016, everything started to go downhill for Cat Wario. His Special Announcement blog had a line that was a little iffy. " I'm bisexual. I don't care if you hate me for it or quit this wiki beacause I'm "Gay-ing" it up. Well I don't care. I'm embracing this part of me and you can't change that." Now don't get me wrong, it is great to come out and be true to yourself but "Gay-ing it up"? I don't know. I feel like he needs the attention. On the exact day, he made his [http://justdance.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Cat_Wario/Yes_I%27m_Bisexual!!! coming out blog]. It was filled with positive comments. On March 13, 2016 he madeQ&A which as before, a great thing to come out but it was a little annoying. It left a bad taste in people's mouths and they felt it could have been just for attention. Three days later, he broke the final straw. On this blog he wrote, "I'm Gay.  I'll eventually make a blog, but you all think I'm an attention hog!" He fed all of us up and it was time for him to just stop. Master Hydraffe commented "'I'm Gay.  I'll eventually make a blog, but you all think I'm an attention hog'"- By repeatedly discussing your sexuality, you're already making yourself look like an attention hog. Stop trying to make your homosexuality special- it's not going to become special. Don't make me hate you because I don't want to make it seem like I'm against your sexuality - I'm just against you in general."  It is about time he learnt his lesson.  Within an hour of making that post, he made... another .  He said he would take a leave of absence.  Nobody wanted to deal with him anymore.  He was then blocked for three years an hour later for being immature.  If this wiki is still here by March 19, 2019, boy, it would not be great.

Who is Just Dance Central?
TO BE CONTINUED