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Hosts: Welcome to the Season Ru-Cap of…

Hosts: In this episode, we will be reviewing the most scandalous moments this season! We will be counting down our favorite looks, and for those of you who were wondering wha-ha-happened to Snatch Game - we’ve been saving it for this episode!

Stay tuned for an extra special Ru-Cap of Beat Yo Face: The Platinum Lipstick!

The Season in Review
Beat Yo Face: The Platinum Lipstick was the newest game show on the block, and we - the hosts and the judges - wanted to make it one of the best competition shows on the Wiki.

The season kicked off with 14 fierce queens who joined the competition to show what they had. Some queens flopped, other queens fizzled, but the cream rose to the top, and what an extravaganza the entire season was.

Our first challenge split our Fabulous Fourteen into two groups of seven. They had to each make a menu square for RuPaul’s song, Throw Ya Hands Up. While some queens made a first impression, others misunderstood the challenge, and one queen neglected her responsibilities entirely.

It was also the first episode where we let the other queens cannibalise each other - we didn’t want any blood on our hands! SassyHarry became our first casualty of the season.

When we aired our second episode, we expected it to be rather simple and uneventful. Our dancing queen of the season, AmyNo iSaid, had her first chance to shine as she won the challenge. Then the unexpected happened - Lolita was caught cheating, and she was dragged out from the competition.

Next, we tasked the queens to give us a kimono… or 12 kimonos, to be accurate. While the queens rocked out their best Harajuku haute couture, one queen quit, and another queen failed to submit. That was a kimono-she-betta-don’t, and Via D’Agem sent El Rojo Amante home.

In episode 4, we served you a large meal. The category was “Good Enough to Eat”. Our queens designed a full-course meal’s worth of delicious dresses inspired by the food items they were assigned. This was also the first episode where a queen submitted a painting-style artwork, and another queen submitted a dress reveal.

In a bonus scene, Via D’Agem shows us how her pickle couture was meant to work.



Episode 5 was one of our largest episodes yet. The episode hosted a Drag Race favorite - the Snatch Game! Our queens pulled out their greatest celebrity impersonations and tickled our funny bones in an epic showing of wit and precision. After the Snatch Game, the queens were given one last chance to impress us with an Orange Runway. Ultimately, Via D’Agem’s humorous impersonation as RaPal won her the Game, and she sent JEXCICA home.

The sixth episode was a bundle of joy and a labyrinth of twists. The queens whipped their reading glasses out as they threw some searing shade and more than an iota of insults. We then welcomed DonutLikeMe into the competition, and the Final Seven Eight put on their cha-cha heels and danced their hardest. Amy won her second dancing challenge, and booted Miss Erika.

We brought back all of the queens that had been eliminated for a chance to return in our seventh episode. The huge group of fifteen was tasked with designing avant-garde fashion fitting to the theme of Supermodel of the World. The eliminated queens fought for a second chance, while the remaining queens fought to save their butts. In the end, the Queen of Memes and Ginger Boiiii fell to the bottom, and El Rojo Amante returned, resulting in Ginger Boiiii’s elimination.

The queens were tested on how well they knew the other queens in a mini-challenge called “Keep Your Hennemies Closer” in episode 8. Via ended up winning, and won the right to assign the Seven Sins to the Final Seven queens. The Queen of Memes had an epiphany, and it was only uphill from here for the underdog queen. A screw-up with her email spelt El Rojo Amante’s doom, as Via sent the newly revived queen back home.

A third dancing challenge stood in the way of the queens in episode 9. Via overcame her previous dancing mishaps and came in second, after Amy the dancing queen. However, neither ultimately won the challenge, as Donut claimed the victory for her Sultry in Silk runway. Donut took the chance to take out one of the largest threats left in the competition, and Via D’Agem was sent packing.

Tensions were high in the workroom. Donut’s decision in the previous episode alienated ZØdiKween, who thought Donut saw her as a non-entity. Queen of Memes rejoiced - Via had previously rubbed her the wrong way. The Final Five were then asked to coin their own goddesses, complete with a name and the domain they ruled over. Neither ZØdi’s hippie lady nor Donut’s dark goddess sat well with the judges, but when Amy won with her sexy goddess, she sent ZØdiKween home.

Beat Yo Face celebrated its first Ball with a triple threat - the queens had to design something for the bedroom, something for the boardroom, and something for the Red Room. Amy destroyed the challenge, and CupcakKe soured us with her crude take on the challenge… She had included a sex toy in one of her squares, which, while humorous, came out of left field for us. In the end, our Final Three was settled when we, the judges, decided to eliminate Queen of Memes. Our final 3 was decided at last! The crown will now rest on the head of either AmyNo iSaid, CupcakKe, or DonutLikeMe.

A Sit-Down with Lolita


Lolita was by far the most controversial personality this season. Despite not even having much of an edit at all, this invisible queen gained a whole lot of unwanted visibility when she cheated and got herself disqualified all the way back in Episode 2.

We got in touch with Lolita and we offered her an interview in order to get her the attention she didn’t get while on the show.

Hosts: Hi Lolita!

Lolita: Hello mis amores! I flew in from Puerto Rico just so we could have this interview. You’re welcome!

H: k. Let’s get to it then.

L: I’m super excited!

H: So first things first, you are the first queen to have been disqualified. How did that feel for you?

L: I don’t think I should have been disqualified, no.

H: Really? Why not? You doctored your scores, mama.

L: Yeah, but I’m from Puerto Rico and you should have let me stay so this show would have had more diversity. Y’all racists.

H: Hmm… Okay. But we did have Amy, who’s from Chile and who played fair. Look where she got.

L: I could be in that position too, no offense.

H: Alright. Let’s move to our next question. How did you hear about the show?

L: Well, one of y’all hosts got in touch with me and offered me a spot on the show. Let it be known - I was recruited.

H: On your mirror message, you mentioned that you thought the competition sucked. Why did you come back for a second chance?

L: I wanted fame, I wanted money, and I wanted power!

H: Were you happy with your edit?

L: Hell no. I was invisible in the show - are you kidding me? I didn’t get to show my hidden taco recipes, and my Latina spice was never shown to the world.

H: Well, we’re sorry about that, Lolita. Okay - next question. Which of the challenges do you think you could have turned out?

L: All of them, especially the dancing challenges. Okay, maybe not the Goddesses challenge.

H: Since you mentioned that you had hidden taco recipes, well… what are they?

L: I added roofies and dijon mustard to my meat mixture, so I can add the real Latina flavor!

H: Alright, Lolita. It was a pleasure having you on the show. Anything else you want to say?

L: It’s your girl Lolita, the chica who’s muy caliente. I’m available for booking 24/7. Now, adiós!