User blog:Kanetrealms/Untitled God series Episode 2: Love Story Mega Collection

I was a Mario. It was spooky. I hope to never have that experience...

Did you like my random assortment of words?

The story :v
''Shawn and *stomps foot* Ms. Irrelevancy had just got back from Ethan and Cass's wedding... Athena had the idea of proposing to Asa. They had been engaged for 2 months and Athena was excited...''

Athena: You know, Shawn, weddings take a lot of work, so I need you to not be a dumb*ss.

Shawn: HEY!1!1!1!1!

Athena: TRUTH HURTS! *clones herself*

Clone of Athena: NEEDED SOMETHING MORE EXCITING *multiplies herself again*

Athena x4 (in a creepy tone): BOM BOM BI DUM BI DUM DUM DAY!

Shawn: ...you're scaring me...

Athena: And you should be scared *electrocutes Shawn*

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Shawn: ...you're scaring me...

Athena: I scare people 24/7, 365.

30 minutes later.

Athena: 1r, you need to help with planning this wedding.

1r: *clones himself* Clone, do it.

Clone of 1r: AIGHT.

Athena: You are so damn incompetent sometimes...

1r: It's called being resourceful.

Let's go to the ice throne, Neva and Mariah are having a party in her secret bunker...

Neva: Is this a party if it's just you, me, and Ivy and Adara?

Adara: You invited me because...

Neva: Paul and 1r are busy with something.

Ivy (by the side): *sips tea nervously*

Mariah: Neva has standards...

Adara: Rejecting one person is standards? Then mArY hAs STanDaRds!

Mariah: Benji is stupid, Mary was right to reject him...

Ivy: *continues to sip tea*

Mariah: Um, this is a boring party.

Neva: *launches ice boulder* Done.

Adara: Um-

Generic human: *suddenly appears* THAT WAS MA HOUSE! >:(

Neva: Stop being homeless.

Adara, Mariah, and Ivy: OOOOOHOOHHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHHOOHH!!!!

Neva: You know, what if I said that and the homeless rate drops to 0%.

Mariah: *looks up homeless rate* DARN IT, IT'S STILL 0.4% >:v!

Adara: You don't need a home to love me.

Neva: *launches snow boulder at Adara* :).

Adara: AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHA!!!!!

Let's go to the golden throne, since we haven't seen much of it.

Paul: GIRLS! DRIVE THE SHIP INTO ATJD'S HOUSE! NO ONE DISRESPECTS I AM THE BEST!!

I AM THE BEST (P1/P3) x40 (in unison): Yes master *starts driving ship*.

Paul: now all we need is Diana...

Um- Let's go back to the electric throne.

Shawn: You are the most unoriginal when it comes to designing weddings.

Athena: Not like you fare any better.

1r: OOF!!!

Shawn: Back to the designing, HEY! Where the hell is that "4" symbol?

Athena: Oh, I gave it to Asa.

Asa suddenly appears.

Asa: HEY Y- wait?

Athena: *covers up decorations* H-hey.

Asa: Why are you moving and acting like a 5 year old at the dentist?

Athena: N-no I-i-i'm n-not?

Asa: Wait, what the hell is that ring doing up there? W-wait..

Shawn: ...

Athena: Fine, the truth is, we've been together so long and-

Asa: You're planning to marry me?

...*awkward silence*

Asa: I ACCEPT! *hugs Athena* :D

Athena: *crying happy tears*

Shawn and Clone of 1r: *clapping*

Shawn: I ALREADY GOT THE PLANS!

Athena: *shoves Shawn into an abyss*

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Shawn: yay!!!

Athena: Welp, we can go in space and celebrate.

Asa: F*ck yeah we can :D!

Back to the ice throne, where Adara is still trying to get Neva to date her...

Adara: C'mon, I've been single for the span of 19 years, I need somebody! One date?

Neva: Fine...

Adara: Great!

Mariah: ...

Ivy: I knew they would be together.

The end :v
I LIKE THE XBOX 360!

Neva: Shut up.