User blog:IFosterI/50 Useless Facts

'Sup, homesquids? It's time for another craptastic blog post. And it's 50 facts that are udderly useless.

1. Everytime you let out a fart, the air is going 7 mph

2. Hummingbirds can't walk

3. Applying vodka to your face reduces the chance of acne

4. A strawberry isn't a berry

5. Without food colouring, Coca Cola would be green

7. Number 6 ad number 7 are switched.

6. The word "nice" was supposed to mean "stupid"

8. Bananas are a type of berry

9. During your lifetime, the amount of saliva you have can fill 2 swimming pools

10. The story of Humpty Dumpty never says he's an egg.

11. You can't inhale through your nose and talk at the same time

12. The human eye never grows

13. However, your nose and ears don't stop growing

14. "Amazeballs" is in the dictionary

15. Spoons cause more deaths then shark attacks

16. High School Musical planned to star Britney Spears

17. An original pack of Skittles didn't have the colour blue

18. God is the only character in The Simpsons that has 8 fingers

19. Despite people saying that you have 10 fingers, your thumb isn't a finger, meaning that you have 8, not 10.

20. I'm too lazy to put in 20.

21. The Windows Startup sound was created with a Mac.

22. Women blink their eyes twice as much as men do

23. Scooby Doo's name is actually Scoobert

24. A group of rhinos is called a crash

25. Male giraffes hit female giraffes until they urinate

26. The electric chair was invented by a dentist

27. June 28th is national Caps Lock day

28. If you go to Wendy's saying your lost and broke, they'll give you free food

29. IKEA is the Swedish Wal-mart

30. Koalas don't drink water

31. The first man to survive Niagra Falls died by slipping on an orange peel

32. There is such thing as a Rubix Cube for blind people

33. You actually see your nose at all times. Your brain just ignores it.

34. You are probably feeling Deja Vu right now.

35. You are probably feeling Deja Vu right now.

36. The end of a Shoelace is called an aglet

37. The dot on a lowercase eye is called a tiddle

38. In the English dictionary, nothing rhymes with "month".

40. People laugh harder when they try to explain why they're laughing

41. Rice stuns your growth

42. In Cali, it's illegal to bathe with oranges

43. The word, "Canada" is Indian

44. Michael Jackson attempted to own Marvel Comics because he wanted to be Spider-Man

45. A crocodile can not stick its tounge out

46. When male penguins fall in love, they search beaches for the perfect pebble to present their crush

47. Glow worms are beetles

48. False teeth are radioactive

49. Cheese is the most stolen food in the world

50. There is no fact 39.

So, yeah.