User blog:Xxdenmexx/The most stupid story, Ep. 1: Introducing Jennifer

Hi! :D, welcome to the first episode of the most stupid story! This is not the first time I make coach stories, check the next threads on the Fun & Games board: Whatever, check my Coach personalities blog to know the characters, because I'm not introducing them, Jennifer will later be added to that blog, now enjoy this bullsh*t.
 * Ban This User XIV
 * Ban This User XV
 * Stupid Questions V (RIP Stupid Questions IV)
 * Stupid Questions VI

The most stupid story, Ep. 1
''The JD boys were telling pranks... really bad pranks''

Zack: So I tell her: "Croatia" :v Alex: Ummm, good? Zack: :D Stacey: Now that I think it, where's Mary? Chris: Arrested Stacey: Why? Alex: For almost breaking my f***ing neck. Stacey: I... don't think that's enough to arrest someone but ok... *sees a moving truck* who's moving in? Alex: How am I supposed to know that? Stacey: You're a pretty boy, you should obviously know Alex: That doesn't make any sense.

A girl gets out of the truck

Stacey: She looks young... Zack: She looks like she's your age Stacey: I would talk to her... but nope, I'm not that social :p Chris: Mary would Alex: Yes.

A police car appears, and Mary get out of it

Mary: Yo! :D Chris: Weren't you arrested? Mary: Yeah... but I ********* one of the policemen and they set me free :p, it was also an accident, because I didn't wanted to jump onto Alex's neck Stacey: You did WHAT!? Mary: I jumped onto Alex's neck, thinking it was Chris's Stacey: Not that! Mary: I- yo who's that girl over there? Stacey: That doesn't ma- Mary: Gonna talk to her! *goes into where the girl is* Stacey: But- Chris: Told you

The conversation... :v
Both girls are coming

Stacey: Wait, they're coming here!? Chris: Shut up and dance with me be nice Mary: Hi guys and Zack! Zack: Lick my balls. Stacey: Weren't you gay? Jennifer: I- Mary: I want to show you my new friend: Jennifer! Jennifer: Hello... Stacey: Sup Chris: Hi Alex: *spanish accent* ...Hello. Jennifer: Oh my- *-* Alex: ? Jennifer: *-* Alex: ... Jennifer: *-* Mary: So... Jennifer: Oh, yes, I'm Jennifer... Zack: Hello... Jennifer...

The end :v
Opinions on this? If it was a piece of sh*t, don't be afraid of telling me on the comments.