“It’s a new year, a new season coupled with brand new shenanigans! But… what is a new season without a little twist or two?”
Gingica: “Don’t get better, just get bitter”
Queen Ari: “Woo… Ah!”
Queen Ari: “Gingica! So glad to see you here! You went home right after me, remember?”
[The other queens go “ooooh”]
“Please give a warm welcome to the 10th All Star of the season, the one, the only, the OG Sass Supreme… AmyNo iSaid!”
“For this week’s Maxi Challenge, you will be participating in the most legendary Talent Variety Show in Beat Yo Face herstory!”
“A performance by Gingica!”
[The hosts’ jaws drop to the floor]
“A heart-wrenching documentary by Natasha!”
[The audience claps and whistles]
“A dance performance by Queen Ari!”
[The audience reluctantly clap]
“Gingica, Natasha, condragulations, you are the Top 2 All Stars of the week!”
“The time has come... for you to lipsync… FOR YOUR LEGACY!”
Gingica…
“Which of the bottom queens have you chosen... to give the chop?”
Gingica: “I chose… Queen Ari.”
Queen Ari…
After Queen Ari’s elimination…
Amy: Girl, the mess…
Natasha: What message did that b*tch leave?
Ari: (lipstick message) Bye b*tches.
Gingica: [wiping the lipstick message] I don’t understand why she just gave up like that.
QOM: You did the right thing by choosing her, it didn’t seem like she was interested in competing at all.
Hannah: Anywho, congratulations to our Top 2, Natasha and Gingica!
Natasha: Thank you queen.
[The queens, except for María, sit down on the couch]
Donut: So Natasha, who did you choose to go home?
Natasha: [pulls out lipstick] I chose Ari too. Y’all know I can’t stand unprofessionalism.
Gingica: Well girl it doesn’t show.
[Shade sound]
OzQueen: Y’all were skinny… but I should’ve been Top 2 xoxo.
Gingica: HUH?
OzQueen: [giving Gingica a deafening stare]
[silence]
[OzQueen starts laughing out loud]
Gingica: [laughing] You weird a*s b*tch!
[Camera pans to María Netta standing far away from all the other girls]
[Intense orchestral music starts playing]
María: (confessional) This is not right, I was in the bottom this week but that will never happen again. My main trajectory now is to see OzQueen go home… By the looks of it, she isn’t taking this competition seriously.
[Camera cuts to the other queens laughing like pigs]
[Camera cuts back to María angrily staring at them]
OzQueen: [to the other queens] Get into this gown! You can’t even see my broken hip chile!
María: (confessional) She has to go home. I’ve had enough.
[Intense orchestral music while camera pans towards the different queens]
Werk Room[]
QOM: (confessional) We enter the Werk Room for the second time ever this season and I’m feeling as hyped as all hell! I don’t know why I feel like today might be my day.
Amy: So what do y’all think today’s challenge is?
Natasha: Probably something funny…
Gingica: No sh*t Sherlock.
Amy: Doesn’t matter, I’m gonna excel in it either way. [smirks]
Donut: Wasn’t so evident last week huh…
[rucucu]
Amy: Okay you shady b*tch.
[They laugh]
[A siren sound plays]
Hannah: Let’s find out!
[Vroom]
Maxi Challenge[]
Hosts: Hey queens! Tough challenge last week huh? [They laugh] Well… it ain’t over just yet! Because this week we will be honoring the late… not-so-great queen of our time… Lady Bunny!
You noticed we said “late,” well… here’s the thing, Lady Bunny has been… [in a fake crying voice] assassinated!
It is your job to find out just who had the heart to assassinate our queen! That is why for this week’s Maxi Challenge, you will be over-acting in the dramatic true crime series “The Assassination of Lady Bunny: American Grime Story”.
We will personally provide you with the list of characters, the setting, and the plot. Your job is to write a script based on the stage directions given to you! Don’t worry though, you won’t be doing this alone, you’ll be doing it in teams! Each person gets assigned the role of one character and both teams get the same roles, except for one team which will have a queen playing the role of Lady Bunny herself!
Now, Gingica and Natasha, since you were the Top 2 last episode, you are the team captains. As a team captain, you have the job of picking your teammates and assigning the roles to each queen on your team!
HoWaffles: Gingica, who is your first pick?
Gingica: Amy!
[Amy gets excited]
Gingica: (confessional) I picked Amy DIRECTLY because she’s hilarious and clever.
HoWaffles: Natasha?
Natasha: My sis OzQueen!
[OzQueen runs to Natasha]
[3 picks later… Hannah and Robin X remain]
HoWaffles: Natasha, who is your last pick?
Natasha: Hmm… Hannah.
HoWaffles: That means Robin X, you are on Gingica’s team!
[Camera pans to Gingica’s face]
Robin: (confessional) I got picked last… Maybe this is because of my horrid journey in Season 3, but I sure as hell will prove them wrong!
Hosts: ...And we have our teams!
| Team 1 (Pre-assassination) | Team 2 (Post-assassination) | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Queen | Role | Queen | Role |
| Gingica | RuPaul | Natasha | RuPaul |
| AmyNo iSaid | Michelle Visage | Hannah | Michelle Visage |
| María Netta | Bianca Del Rio | Queen of Memes | Bianca Del Rio |
| Robin X | Coco Peru | OzQueen | Coco Peru |
| DonutLikeMe | Lady Bunny | ||
That is not all though! On the runway, category is… Diabolical Couture! We need to see your most glamorous and most devilish creations taken straight from the depths of hell!
You have 48 hours to send us your team script and your runway look via your Discord confessional channels.
Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best All Star… WIN!
Tracking List[]
Team 1 Script [SUBMITTED]
- AmyNo iSaid [SUBMITTED]
- DonutLikeMe [SUBMITTED]
- Gingica [SUBMITTED]
- María Netta [SUBMITTED]
- Robin X [SUBMITTED]
Team 2 Script [SUBMITTED]
- Hannah [SUBMITTED]
- Natasha [SUBMITTED]
- OzQueen [SUBMITTED]
- Queen of Memes [SUBMITTED]
Werk Room[]
[The queens gather around their work stations]
OzQueen: OK y’all, I got some paper over here.
Hannah: Thank you, but can I say something? Don’t screw me over again, okay?
[Metal scraping sound]
OzQueen: Are you serious? Girl…
Hannah: (confessional) Last time OzQueen and I were on the same team, she overshadowed me on purpose and didn’t let me get a single word in. [Flashback to Season 3’s “The Shrew”] I’m not gonna let it happen again, I need to prove myself.
OzQueen: (confessional) Umm... Where did that come from? Hannah is suddenly starting to act salty, I don’t know if that’s how she really feels or if she’s just practicing for the challenge ‘cause girl...
QOM: (awkwardly) Let’s just start writing.
[Gingica’s team are enthusiastic]
Gingica: Let’s get to writing girls!
Donut: I hope we pull through...
Amy: I mean... There’s nothing to be afraid of, the other team is a mess.
María: I’m just happy I was picked to be on this team, I can’t imagine being with OzQueen.
[rucucu]
[OzQueen overhears her]
OzQueen: (confessional) Not only do I have Hannah biting at my ear... but María as well. I don’t understand what her problem with me is.
OzQueen: (whispering) Act a fool girl...
[María suddenly glares at OzQueen]
OzQueen: If you have a problem with me just spit it out!
María: I just don’t think you’re taking this competition seriously.
[Shade sound]
OzQueen: (confessional) [stares silently]... I did not spend my time preparing for this competition and making sure I try to excel in every challenge for some b*tch to come and make everyone believe I don’t take it seriously.
María: All you do is go around making jokes and pretending to break your hip, it’s nauseating!
[Metal scraping sound]
OzQueen: Well girl I wasn’t the one who had to beg to stay last week!
[The other girls go: “oooh!”]
María: What makes you think the tables won’t turn this week?!
OzQueen: You were and STILL are a mole.
[Shade sound]
Gingica: [to OzQueen] Calm down girl... Calm down.
[OzQueen stays silent and continues working on her script]
OzQueen: (whispering) F*cking b*tch.
[All the queens are trying to process what just happened]
[The hosts return to the Werk Room for a walkthrough]
Hosts: Hey kitty girls!
[HoWaffles goes up to Gingica’s team]
HoWaffles: Hey gals! How’s the script going?
Gingica: It’s going great!
HoWaffles: Donut? You seem nervous.
Donut: Well, due to the fact that the teams are unequal, I have a role that no one else has and my character is only being played by me.
Donut: (confessional) My role... While some might see it as an advantage, it can easily be disadvantageous because my performance could easily be bad and no one will be worse than me. But on the other hand, I technically can't be worse than anyone else.
HoWaffles: I think you have an advantage because your role cannot be compared with anyone else so if you truly excel, it's an easy top placement!
Donut: And that's my challenge for the week... excelling in this challenge!
[The queens laugh]
Donut: (confessional) I do have a little more confidence in my humor thanks to my reading last week, so hopefully I can do well in that department!
HoWaffles: Thanks queens!
[QOS goes up to Natasha’s team]
QOS: How’s the challenge going queens?
QOM: I guess everything is going swiftly.
Hannah: I just hope I don’t get thrown under the bus again!
[rucucu]
QOS: Umm, okay. OzQueen, how do you feel?
OzQueen: I think my lines are good, I’m just doubting our team captain’s contribution to it...
[Camera pans to Natasha]
[Metal scraping sound]
Natasha: (confessional) I thought OzQueen was my girl, why’d she out me like that?!
OzQueen: I mean I have 14 lines done... Natasha only has 4.
[Shade sound]
QOS: Natasha, why do you think your teammates feel this way?
Natasha: I think they’re reading into this wrong. I might not have the most lines, but at least my lines are of good quality.
[Camera pans to OzQueen’s face]
OzQueen: I just don’t think this team vibes well... The other team is way ahead of us and seem to be working together well.
Hannah: Well, maybe you’re the problem.
[Shade sound]
OzQueen: [lets out a big sigh] My team is sh*t. Our script is sh*t. My teammates are being sh*t. Everything is sh*t.
QOS: Well, I’ll leave it to y’all to sort that out, bye!
Runway[]
Welcome to the main stage of Beat Yo Face: All Stars! How are we feeling tonight?
QOS: Pretty good… but can somebody check the deviled eggs I left in the refrigerator for me?
[The hosts chuckle]
HoWaffles: I’m all fired up!
Via: Ladies, I am boiling.
This week we challenged our queens to reveal the true escándalo behind Lady Bunny’s death. And on the runway, they’re dragging us down to the glamorous depths of hell!
Gentlemen, start your engines. And may the best All Star…
First up, AmyNo iSaid!
QOS: Ave satanYAS!
Amy: (voiceover) Hell-O! When I read "diabolical" I immediately ran to the nearest Party City to look for a devil costume. (Un)luckily for me, all of these h*es bought each and every design available, so I realised I needed to go out of the box. What you're seeing here is a classic take on Club Kids but with a couture twist: my outfit is woolen, my horns are furry, my antennae are patterned and I only can breathe through the big smile you see in my head, no eyes, no nostrils. This fashion monster is what you'll encounter if your acid trip goes wrong, so be careful!
HoWaffles: They say Hell is at the bell bottom.
Via: Miss who? Miss Lucifer!
Up next, DonutLikeMe!
QOS: N̵̘̔͗̑͑̅̇̔̂̽̀͐͝͝͝͝ạ̵̑̈̈̈̌̐͌̈́͊̕̕͝ ̷̤͉̗̊͝ͅn̶̢͖̠̥͍̬͒̀̏͊̆͌̈́̋̾͐̆͒̏͘ǎ̸̺̬̣̞͇̱̜̭͎̲̍̿́̚ ̵̡̧͖̦̘̣̘̬́͛̌̂̓̚n̴̻͕̖̳̹̺͑͆̍̈́́͌ḁ̴̧̥̜̩̹̪̙̭͙̼͊͛̏͋̍̍̈́͛̅͒̚͜͠ ̴̢̘͈͖̜̩͍̘̻͓̂͌͒͜͜n̷͓̦̽̾́͒̽͐̏͛̔̿̿͒͘͘a̶̭̼͚̪̼͙̯͊̾̀̿̍̇͒̈́̓̕,̶̖̯̺̣̯̪͈̝̈́̈̈̈̔̑̇̈́̂̎̆̄̕̚ ̶̬̈́̀͠E̸̛̤͈͙͚͊̊̓̓̃̍̋̓͆̕͝͠͝l̴͕̯̀̀́͘ḿ̷̨̧̟̣̻̗̜͈̣͉̫̱͙͙̞̓̈̈́̿́̅́̽̓̌͆ơ̴̢͙̼͓͕̰̤͎͋́̎͗͗̀̍͠'̴̜̿́̐͆̈s̵̢̯̱̥̼̳̰̱͔͕̋̀̕ ̶̡̡̛̗̺̘̻͔͙̗͇̟̭̫͛̄̊̿̎͠ͅẀ̸̼̳̙͔̻̮̂̐ờ̵͇̞̱̱͍̮̮̞̎̋̒͆́͛͘͜͝r̷̞̦̖̿̎̈́͆̋̕͜ḷ̸̢̨̞̲̙͕͖̺͈͖̳̉̄͜ͅd̵̢͓̪̺͈͘͠͝!̸̨̨̦͈͇͙̣̻̞͉̱̞̪̌̾̃̀̂̍͜
Donut: (voiceover) One of my favorite memes is Elmo burning in hell and I made that meme a reality. I am serving true death to Elmo with my flames emitting off my body and everything. I look stunning!
HoWaffles: Elmo-no-she-betta-don’t!
Via: Now I’ll never know how to get to Sesame Street!
Gingica!
QOS: Hell is a place for angels!
Gingica: (voiceover) Tonight I'm burning down the runway, LITERALLY. This ruby red demonic look is THE definition of evil fashion.
HoWaffles: Is she burning up or just crystalizing?
Via: Hell hath no fury like a drag queen horned!
Hannah!
QOS: Shawty’s fire burning on the dance floor!
Hannah: (voiceover) I'm feeling a bit naughty, can someone please put me out?
HoWaffles: These boots are made for... stomping the sinners.
Via: She’s my Spirit Halloween animal!
María Netta!
QOS: She’s going to the BaphoMET Gala.
María: (voiceover) On the runway tonight, I’m serving an avant-garde diabolical piece made out of the finest fabrics! I’m all dressed up for my job interview as Satan’s secretary!
HoWaffles: I cant-ler!
Via: Not-so-divine bovine!
Natasha!
QOS: The devil wears… Party City?
Natasha: (voiceover) I've been praised to heaven highs but I've also been dragged to the depths of hell. Not only dragged as critiques, but when my weave got stuck in a fan, it dragged me by it. But whatever, for my look I was a little bit inspired by Hunger Games' fashion icon Katniss with her iconic fire look. The flames behind me are very real and I think my weave is starting to burn, because I can smell burning plastic… HELP!
HoWaffles: Looking at this look hurts like hell!
Via: She’s burning up for your love!
Up next, OzQueen!
QOS: She’s covered in homoglobin!
[As she walks down the runway, ruffles resembling blood fall from her arms]
[The judges gasp]
OzQueen: (voiceover) My look for tonight is very glam-gore, I am serving devil b*tch master of the hellgrounds. I feel powerful and a little bit... possesed? Because b*tch, I possess EVERYTHING!
HoWaffles: [mimicking Remy Ma] When we move we’re in all red like a blood cell.
Via: All that glitters is BLOOD!
Queen of Memes!
[The judges chuckle]
[They whisper among themselves: “Didn’t we see Gingica wearing the same gown?”]
QOS: I’m feeling h*rny already!
QOM: (voiceover) I am serving you demonic princess realness. If Satan was a woman, this is what she would look like. I decided to make the switch to Photoshop for my look tonight. I've been doing a lot of research on how to polish my looks and I even added my first ever outline.
HoWaffles: I guess the crystallization process ain’t over just yet!
Via: Dante’s Infern-oh honey!
Robin X!
QOS: She’s going to suck your soul! And other things...
Robin: (voiceover) I'm serving sexy yet spooky demon realness. If I was in your room you'd be scared of me and want to f*ck me at the same time.
HoWaffles: What do you call that parting between her legs? A pits-slit?
[The hosts chuckle]
Via: She’s a maneater!
Screening[]
Hosts: It’s time for the world premiere of “The Assassination of Lady Bunny: American Grime Story”!
First up, Team Gingica.
[Michelle and RuPaul on their way to Bunny's birthday party at the museum]
RuPaul: That cake was delicious Michelle, just like my men!
Michelle: Thank you f*g. I kept a special piece for Lady Bunny [looks to the camera] wink😉 wink😉.
RuPaul: OK werk? But it looks totally different than the one we planned.
Michelle: Oh, don’t worry sweetie! It contains some thermochromic materials that make it change color by temperature. Look! I put some icing in my hot fat c*ochie! [pans to Michelle’s crotch with red-colored frosting]
[RuPaul is confused but stays silent]
[At the party, in the museum hall]
RuPaul: Lady Bunny! 150 years and not so much more to come! Next thing you know you’re part of those ancient fossils.
Lady Bunny: 150 years and I still have less wrinkles than you! But yes, thank you for being here you nasty skank!
RuPaul: So I brought you a little gift. It’s an exclusive V.I.P. pass to my fracking site with a guide! And by the way, I surely wouldn’t want you to suffocate and die in the smoke. :)
Lady Bunny: ...You shouldn’t have! You know, the last time I went fracking was with Charlie Sheen and Leslie Jordan in ‘95!
Michelle: Are any guys here? I need some cream to hydrate my face.
Lady Bunny: Yes girl! Be careful with Ru though, she might steal your twinks. [laughs]
[Bianca arrives]
Bianca: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 150 YEARS? 150 IS THE AMOUNT OF HEMORRHOIDS YOU HAVE UP YOUR A*S!
Lady Bunny: That’s not the only thing I have up there!🤭
RuPaul: Bianca enough with the shade... It’s Bunny’s funera- I mean, birthday. Birthday!
Bianca: AT LEAST I CAN BE SHADY T*TS, GO FRACK ON SOME OTHER QUEEN.
RuPaul: The only fracking I’m gonna do is on your 56 same outfits if you keep that mouth running.
Michelle: [avoiding drama] ‘ight imma head out, I have some business to do here and other heads to get out.😏
RuPaul: Ew Michelle, why can't she keep her nasty things to herself, we’re in a museum and on our bff’s birthday...
[Already in the museum, Coco Peru is seen filming herself pouring milk on her chest]
RuPaul: Well look who she is! Miss Coco documenting her daily activities.
Coco: Ooh this whipped milk ‘bout to taste good! [Drinks it]
Bianca: WELL LET ME TELL YOU QUEEN… THAT AIN’T MILK.
Coco: [shocked] What is it then?
RuPaul: Chal, ask Michelle she’s an expert in white liquids.
Coco: I-. This is milk not s*men.
Bianca: BUT THAT’S ALL YOU DO! SEE MEN.
Lady Bunny: I couldn’t help but overhear men! Are there more to c*m? The more guys, the more fun!
Bianca: NOT THE PIT CREW AGAIN. [rolls eyes]
Coco: B*TCH I DON'T SEE NO MEN!
RuPaul: Oh girl is you blind?
Michelle: [appears out of nowhere, cleaning the corner of her mouth] DID SOMEBODY SAY S*MEN?
Coco: Where the hell did you come from?
Michelle: I was in the bathroom, you now, taking a d*ck. I- I mean, taking a sh*t.😳
RuPaul: You really can’t hold one f*cking night. Anyways, when are we eating? My b*ssy is hungry. [rubs belly and a little bit of b*lge appears]
Lady Bunny: Say Ru, is that a mullet in your pants or are you excited to see me?
RuPaul: At our age it’s difficult to be stimulated, but I don’t think anyone gets turned on by you…
Coco: Only people that can turn us on are cute twinks in their 20s and 30s.
Michelle: Like that guy Pearl? Or was it Crystal Methyd? [Michelle looks at the camera while El DeBarge’s Rhythm Of The Night plays]
Coco: They are both cute. I would prefer Gigi if it wasn't for his forehead.
RuPaul: Don’t mess with my gorgeous (murmurs) and sexy children, you may end up like someone else later in this party👀 [Dramatic music intensifies]
Michelle: Talking about ending, I want someone to finish me and end with cream on my cherry pie, if you know what I mean🥴
Coco: Hell no you nasty skank!
RuPaul: Lady Bunny come’re, we need to speak privately.
Lady Bunny: Sure.
[They enter the fossils room]
Lady Bunny: Enough walking for today. My big a*s feet hurt with these kitten heels. B*tch what you want?
RuPaul: Here. [Pulls out two miniature alcohol bottles] This is the finest Absolut Vodka! You know I had to pull a sponsorship somewhere.
[Ru opens one of the bottle and passes it on to Lady Bunny while mysterious smoke escapes the bottle]
Lady Bunny: This smells like sh*t... I love it! [gulps] Oooh! This is some hard sh*t, and you know I like ‘em hard!
[They return to the other room]
Michelle: Where the fuck are they? I have something juicy for my cocaine sis.
Bianca: I have no clue but the air is fresher already without THOSE MOLDY C*NTS.
[Ru and Bunny rejoin the group]
Michelle: Where have you been? Bunny you are the heart of the party and you haven’t eaten my c*ck!- I mean, cake. [Brings up the cake] Look! I even made you one with some ingredients that went up our noses a few decades ago!👃💀
Coco: Whoo! That reminds me of some spices I used as coke alternative years ago [Looks to the screen] #POOR
Michelle: B*tch! You snorted makeup powder, that’s why you are so stiff right now. You’re hard as a rock! So hard I can shove you up my-
Lady Bunny: [interrupting her] This is yummy! I wonder what ingredients there are; you know, I can’t remember all the flavours as I’ve had a lot of objects in my holes!
Coco: I remember when you shoved a pickle up your a*s that one time. 🥒
RuPaul: The Pickle Rick throwbacks.. Funniest sh*t I’ve ever seen!
Michelle: So are you gonna eat this cake or what? My hands are tired from holding it, and my hands don’t get tired easily🥵
Lady Bunny: B*tch you know I’ve always got room for something sweet or salty somewhere ;)
Coco: You got room for everything clearly, We’ve seen it before. Go give her a try, while I unsuspiciously go to the kitchen…
RuPaul: She got room for trains too? Because #TrainsRights hunny.
Bianca: YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I WISHED TO CRASH A TRAIN IN YOUR FACE! BESIDES, THE ONLY TRAINS YOU SUPPORT ARE THE TR*INNY CHASERS.
Lady Bunny: [eats a piece of cake] Michelle this is awesome! This flavor, this creamy red frosting, the wet biscuit. It reminds me of the last Wigstock with you and Ru.
RuPaul: I'm surprised you’re capable of remembering that, that was two days ago. Let’s go dance, gurl!
[They go to the museum’s dancefloor]
[Some time later]
Lady Bunny: B*tch I feel sickory dickory dock! [burps]
RuPaul: You alright? Does she need to breathe in the paper bag?
Bianca: NO. I’LL TAKE HER.
Michelle: Oh no! She can’t die! I still haven’t given her my precious gift!😢
RuPaul: B*tch you ain’t precious! What is it?
Michelle: My v*rginity🙈 No one has taken it from me yet.
RuPaul: WHAT?! You must be joking…
Michelle: Hell no! Does taking it up my a*s count for me still being a v*rgin?🥺
RuPaul: Chile… We need some S*x Ed. on this show.
Coco: Periodt.
[While Ru, Coco & Michelle look shocked, Bianca leaves with Lady Bunny to her hom- I mean the cleaning room]
[Lady Bunny pukes]
Bianca: Oh sweetheart, I have the perfect medicine for that! Here take some😘
Lady Bunny: [noticing that Bianca is not screaming] The f*ck is that twink voice coming from?
Bianca: I HAVE GAG-PHOBIA STUPID B*TCH.
Lady Bunny: [ends up puking and receives Bianca’s pill] Fine, I need this blue pill, if I don’t swallow it I’ll throw up my lunch and half my working organs.
Michelle: [entering the bathroom] Do you feel any better b*tch? I always feel relaxed after swallowing. 😏
[While Bianca & Michelle help Lady Bunny, Ru & Coco appear at the bathroom’s door]
Lady Bunny: [coughs] I really hope this isn’t from the Mexican I ate for lunch. Oh my god, I can’t feel my legs [falls] I thought Monet was joking about chili but it tasted so delicious! [burps a red steam]
RuPaul: The f*ck is that? PARAMEDICS! PARAMEDICS!
Coco: Oh my f*cking God!
[Lady Bunny collapses on the floor. She’s dead]
Michelle: OH MY MADONNA! What are we going to do now?😱
[Coco screams loudly]
[Everyone looks to the camera and gasps]
[The hosts clap while laughing intensely]
Via: That was iconic!
Hosts: Next up, Team Natasha.
Coco: Just so everyone knows, I didn't kill her, Lady Bunny actually gave me a panettone before collapsing. I- I- I am shocked, let me drink something…
Michelle: Hold it right there. You’re not going anywhere. No one leaves until someone either confesses or we rat them out.
Coco: OOOOOOHHH, EXCUSE ME? Who are you lady [cough] h*oker..? You can’t tell me what to do!
Michelle: Uh? Since our host mysteriously collapsed on her birthday, that’s why. And as the most responsible and beautiful, I should be the one to lead this investigation.
Coco: Well Michelle, don’t start about mysteriously collapsing people when last time Merle Ginsberg collapsed on your birthday party because you gave her your t*tty milk which is 80% SILICONE. SHE WAS DRINKING HOT GLUE… but anyways…. we need to find clues.
Michelle: [breathes deeply, trying to repress anger] Alright, alright, okay. Here, let me check the body. [touches] Jesus, she sure is milky.
Coco: UH-? Oh Michelle… did you leak again girl? This is the 4th time in 3 days, at this point I can make coffee with it.
Michelle: What? No, this is c*mming from her. Look, her dress is blotched.
Coco: Oh my... Let me see, [sticks finger] oh god…. [licks finger] Michelle… I think this is indeed milk… LET ME GET SOME INSTANT COFFEE GIRL! You know my sugar is so low like Bunny’s t*tties, OH YES, something we can finally relate to!
Michelle: Jesus, calm down girl. What cup are you on today? Your 10th? I’m sorry to say this but I think you need to cut back.
Coco: FINE, I don’t need to hang around B*TCHES who might kill me. Last time I almost got killed I was at DragCon 2018, some Tyra girl wanted to bomb the place and I said “no no no, I am not losing my wig from the fire! I am out of here!”.
[Michelle stomps on Coco’s dress before she can get out the door]
Coco: [falls] What the hell Michelle? This was my best (and only) dress! Do you know how many b*tches I ki- [cough] I had to evade to get it on DILLARD'S for $4.99?
Michelle: [sarcastically] Oh no, poor Coco’s one and only expensive dress is ruined. I’m sorry b*tch but are you deaf? I SAID NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL WE FIND THE TRUTH! [quietly] You know, for someone who was shocked about all of this, you’ve seemed to be in a hurry to get out of here.
Coco: There is a corpse inside the room, my perfume is going to get mixed with the smell Lady Bunny makes. Oh…. I know she stinks, she stank even before dying.
Michelle: Oh god, you’re right. It stinks worse than Bianca’s feet. And... wait a minute. F*ck your perfume, a woman just died.
Bianca: Kinda like your career in the 90s but that’s not what’s important right now. Anyone got a cell phone?
[Michelle hands Bianca her phone]
Bianca: A 4GB Nokia 5110? What type of Dawson’s Creek sh*t is this? Whatever.
[Dials 911]
911: HELLO? This is 911, any problem?
Bianca: Ugh, tell me about it. A poor old hag dropped dead on the bathroom floor.
911: OH DID SHE DROPPED DEAD LIKE LAGANJA GURLLLLLLLLL…..
Bianca: No, she dropped dead like one of those poorly cast Life Alert commercials. We need medics now. Don’t send the police, RuPaul’s here with us too and I don’t wanna kill two birds with one stone, you hear me?
911: OOOOHHH GURL…… you got a problem in yo HANDZ, it’s OK girl, an ambulance will get there soon honey, don’t worry for RuPaul, the police ain’t going there so don’t even worry girl!
Coco: What did they say? Are they coming to get RuPaul for fracking?
Bianca: I don’t know all I heard was “Blah blah blah, white privilege, blah blah blah”.
RuPaul: NOBODY is getting me, ladies. It’s me who’s getting and I’m getting AWAY! [heads to the door]
Michelle: [stands in front of door] Where do you think you’re going? No one is leaving!
RuPaul: Ma’am do you think I’m guilty? Why would I need to kill off that old hag. [laughs with tears] Oh my God... look, what is that? [points to the window]
Michelle: Yeah, right. Like I’m gonna fall for that again.
RuPaul: Fall for what, my dear? Look, it’s right over there! OH MY GOD!
Michelle: [sighs] Alright fine. [looks] What?
RuPaul: Your dead career hun! [sneaks out]
Michelle: Sh*t! [sighs] Okay then, you two. We need to p*ssy up and start looking for clues. I’m going to feel around for anything red and sticky. One of you, go ahead and try to catch RuPaul, but C*M BACK WITH HER! Okay?
Coco: OK Michelle don’t get bossy this is still Lady Bunny’s party… Anyways, let’s find clues.
[They exit the museum and stand outside of the building]
Coco: I found something, oh my gosh it looks disgusting… Oh god, it reminds me of 5 minutes ago when I looked under Lady Bunny's dress… gross… it’s a… MILK BOX? Who would kill someone with a box of milk… Wait a minute... milk? Lady Bunny is lactose intolerant, she once told me that milk made her really gassy… and that she’s allergic to it. Hold on…
Michelle, don’t you remember saying you felt something milky? Then I said it smelt like a cow’s a*s? I think it was Lady Bunny’s farts. Someone made her drink milk, it wasn’t me obviously, I don’t do coffee, I drink tea like... Celestial Seasonings™ [wink]
Michelle: So what? She died by farting too much?
Coco: No you stupid b*tch, she’s lactose intolerant, she can’t drink milk.
[RuPaul looks at the scene through the corner of the building and drinks a glass of milk]
Coco: Who could give Lady Bunny a glass of milk knowing she is lactose intolerant, wait a minute, I think I know someone who knows Lady Bunny and thinks she’s funnier than her… it was YOU, Bianca!
Bianca: [flushes toilet and walks out of the building] Who, me?
RuPaul: [quietly] They gon’ get her a*s!
Coco: Bianca, you know Lady Bunny the best. They work together and they were born through the same v*gina! Bianca is the only one that knows Lady Bunny really well! WHAT THE F*CK BIANCA YOU SMELL LIKE SH*T B*TCH….
Bianca: Oh, did you find that box of milk? Yeah, my doctor recommends it to help cure my constipation. That ain’t no clue.
RuPaul: [spits out the milk] What the hell?
Coco: Well, Bianca your dress is really big... constipation, you are covered in milk.
Bianca: Hey Coco, how about you shut that piehole before the police try to solve your murder, you lousy c*nt. Anyway, where’s Ru?
Coco: I won't let no B*TCH try to kill me and not even call me a C*NT! [Looks up] Wha- Why is RuPaul at the top of the building?! And where the hell is Michelle?! GET DOWN FROM THERE, RUPAUL! Wh- why are you holding a milk box? Did you? Wait… [thinks]
(Lady Bunny was covered in milk when going for a drink… we know she is lactose intolerant… she’s funnier than RuPaul... and no one brought a box of milk other than… RUPAUL!)
Coco: [gasps] IT WAS YOU, RUPAUL! YOU KILLED THE OLD B*TCH MISS BUNNY!
Bianca:
RuPaul: Where’s the evidence? Where’s the audience? There’s NO believing!
Coco: Well see RuPaul, Lady Bunny was covered in milk when she was found dead due to an allergic reaction and what the hell are you holding right now?
[RuPaul looks at his hand]
Coco: Now, who would be able to kill Lady Bunny knowing that she’s allergic, on her birthday, as revenge for being funnier than her... YOU!
Michelle: But Coco, how are you that sure that RuPaul killed Bunny?
Coco: Well Michelle, I found one of RuPaul’s gifts lying around the room and the card said: “enjoy your party while it lasts.” Shocking.. No?
Bianca: But why the f*ck would an old lady kill an older b*tch? I thought that was Ms. Rona’s job?
Coco: Easy! RuPaul needs something for All Stars 4 and according to /r/spoileddragrace, All Stars 4 has an episode called Roast in Peace about LADY BUNNY. They needed her DEAD!
Bianca: [eyeroll] Oh, great. More Emmy bait. [goes to the back of the room to get a bucket of mud]
RuPaul: B*tch, I ain’t a producer to pull that off! That is the carton of milk I got from Fergie, because she was working as a milk seller. Want a sip?
Coco: Really b*tch? It’s night time, no milk sellers are in the area, case CLOSED.
RuPaul: Okay, but the milk is really tasty, won’t you try it?
Coco: Alright... [drinks and then coughs heavily] WHAT?! mICHELLE CALL 911! [collapses]
Michelle: Coco are you OK? [calls 911]
[RuPaul splashes poisonous milk on Michelle before she can dial 911]
Michelle: [coughs] No you didn't b*tc- [falls]
[RuPaul attempts to run away]
Bianca: You thought?
[He falls down and accidentally takes a sip]
Bianca: Good night Miss Charles! [calls 911]
RuPaul: [collapsing] MY... BIGGEST... ENEMY... IS... ME!
911: Your emergency girl?
Bianca: Yes, hi. We have another delirant b*tch. She-m*le, six foot five, dark skin, beat face... literally.
911: Alright, the police are on their way.
Bianca: Thank you so much. [hangs up phone] Ugh. [rolls eyes] F*ck now I gotta clean this b*tch.
[The hosts clap]
Judges' Critiques[]
Welcome back ladies. When we call your name, please step forward.
You are safe. You may leave the stage.
[The safe queens leave]
Now it’s time for the judges' critiques.
Starting with AmyNo iSaid!
QOS: Your Michelle Visage was great! Some parts were so creative and spontaneous but they were never nonsensical. The excessive dirty jokes were very fitting for Ms. Visage and you did her justice. I am also loving your demonic facekini look tonight! The enormous horns and kooky patterns really add a sense of playfulness to this sinister look, which makes it even more twisted. You really are showing these other queens why you won your original season.
HoWaffles: I think your acting as Michelle was absolutely brilliant. Not only was it fun to see but you kept those jokes coming! My favorite was when you were talking about the thermochromic materials in the beginning, so weird and out-of-the-box! As for your runway look, I can see the club-kid inspirations and it’s just a joy to look at! Good job this week.
Via: Your extra dirty Michelle was fantastic! I mean, she’s always been known for her big bazongas, but you took it to the next level! Not to mention, your delivery was great and you and Gingica bounced off each other really well. Your look tonight is a psychedelic feast for the eyes, in true club kid fashion, and I love every single detail - the fuzzy horns, the pattern with the roses, the smile… Great job!
Thank you, Amy.
Moving on to DonutLikeMe!
QOS: Oh my god! Your Lady Bunny was absolutely genius! I can tell that you put a lot of thought and effort into your lines. Each joke was so clever and all gave off a Lady Bunny vibe. And don’t get me started on this runway look. It is something I would have never thought of and it is once again, genius! You took something so sweet and cute into a terrible mess which is exactly what I was looking for tonight. Amazing job!
HoWaffles: When you told us you were gonna research your role so that you can excel in it, I didn't expect you to come out and execute Lady Bunny to THIS level of realism and humor! Your acting was my favorite this week because you said things Bunny herself would say! For your runway look, it’s just so wacky and weird that I can’t find a reason not to love it! I get the reference and I think that’s such a clever interpretation of a runway theme like this. Great job!
Via: You had Lady Bunny down to a T! It’s impressive how well you were able to convey her demeanor and personality while still delivering jokes pretty much non-stop. I couldn’t help but read all of your lines in her voice; you clearly did your research and it paid off. As for your look, I adore it! It’s so unique and out-there and I love when queens interpret the runway category in a way that really shows off their personal style and quirkiness. Well done!
Thank you, Donut.
Next up, Gingica!
QOS: I enjoyed your rendition of RuPaul and you just kept flooding us with all of the jokes. There were references to some iconicly bad RuPaul moments but I wasn’t fully immersed in the RuPaul fantasy. Still, it was very entertaining. Your look tonight is quintessential Gingica! It is extremely beautiful and polished. And… yeah. That’s all. Great job!
HoWaffles: Let’s start with your runway look, it’s absolutely fantastic (albeit one of the other girls wearing the same gown)! It’s polish to a T, not the most creative look, but I’ll take it! As for your RuPaul, you didn’t dive deep into his mannerisms or his sense of humor, but it somehow worked? You kept those jokes coming and whenever you talked about the fracking (OOP not that...) I found myself laughing hysterically! Good job.
Via: As RuPaul, you were pretty decent. I mean, jokes like the fracking and trains rights ones were solid and they landed but you didn’t go very far with your characterization; I was hoping you would play up Ru’s attitude a bit more. Your look, however, is immaculate, and probably my favorite of the evening! The crystal-encrusted gown is beautiful, the fire-scorched mug is on point, the wings are magnificent and is that a cape I see? THIS is the Gingica flavor I felt you were missing last week! Fantastic job!
Thank you, Gingica.
Up next, María Netta!
QOS: You’re a Latina Sailor Senshi but that does not mean that you’re also a comedian. I was excited to see what you’d do as Bianca and I’ll admit I enjoyed it at the beginning. However, everything was the same throughout and there is just so much more you could have done with this character. Your runway look tonight is pretty good. Besides the Baphomet head that you are wearing, the look isn’t very diabolical. This is starting to be a recurring issue with your looks. Last week it was an elephant head that didn’t go that well along with the theme and today it is a goat head. I don’t want to see the same thing again so I hope you’ll do better next week.
HoWaffles: Here’s the issue with your Bianca, it was one-note the... entire... time! You were either screaming at everyone or giving them out-of-place insults. I feel like if you inserted yourself into the scenes more and made that character stand out from the rest of the cast, it would’ve been great, but sadly you faded into the background. Your runway look, I get where the “diabolical” aspect of it starts, but I can also see where it ends. I don’t feel like it really showcases the runway theme at all. Step it up.
Via: There’s a lot more to Bianca than her insults, which you chose to focus on, and that would’ve been okay had it not been the only thing you did throughout the entire segment. Though some of your lines were pretty funny, I’ll give you that. What you’re wearing tonight is definitely a head scratcher - very trippy, very avant-garde but I fail to see what’s diabolical about it. You can do better.
Thank you, María.
Moving on to Natasha!
QOS: Your RuPaul was fine. It was nothing great but it wasn’t the worst. You landed some jokes but the character was not developed at all. There were a lot of one liners that did not really relate to the story that much and it was a little nonsensical which can work at times but not for the whole script. As for your look, it is extremely polished which is what you are known for but I was just completely underwhelmed by this almost Halloween costume look! I am so sorry beautiful black queen but you can do better.
HoWaffles: After riding on such a high last week, I expected you to keep riding that high horse and snatch yourself another top placement. Sadly, that didn’t happen this week. I couldn’t see RuPaul at all... all I saw was Natasha. You had THE role of the person who actually assassinated Bunny yet you didn’t add any elements to build up suspense or meaning to the story. Your runway look is cute, however, it isn’t up to that level I expect from you, it screams... Party City. Better luck next time.
Via: You were playing THE RuPaul, and yet you still managed to fade into the background. It’s not that it was completely unfunny, but there was no characterization to speak of and it all felt very blasé and paint-by-numbers even though you were literally the murderer. Your look is alright but it’s definitely costumey and not the couture we asked for; I was expecting a lot more from you, especially given this theme. Step your p*ssy up!
Thank you, Natasha.
Next up, OzQueen!
QOS: Your Coco Peru was hilarious! You stole the show and not a single joke fell flat. Comedy is your thing and everything you said added to your character and the story. Your look tonight is absolutely gorgeous and is the definition of diabolical couture! Your look told a story and I am in love with it! The only thing that bugs me is the proportions which just seem a little off this time but I am being extremely nitpicky because you are just that good! Awesome job!
HoWaffles: I knew you’d excel in a comedy challenge like this and oh boy was I right! The fact that your character was featured in almost a hundred percent of your script just shows how dedicated and hard-working you are in this competition! Your Coco was funny, albeit not very realistic, but it doesn’t matter. As for your look, THIS is the top level of drag right here, it’s glamour, couture, and when you came out with that fringe-blood spilling from your hands I knew it was also unique! Great job.
Via: You carried the absolute f*ck out of your team! Your Coco was hilarious and I can tell that you know her well, but you made the smart choice to bend things a little in order to play up the comedic value. A true stand-out performance, as expected from you! Now, your look… I’m obsessed. The glittered mermaid gown is simply stunning and the blood reveal was gagworthy and perfectly executed. Nicely done!
Thank you, OzQueen.
Last but not least, Robin X!
QOS: I have to admit, I forgot you in this performance. I didn’t find your contributions to the script very entertaining and I wish you emulated Coco more. However, your runway look tonight is great! You have had a major glow up with your looks between your seasons and I am so proud! You have a lot of potential and I hope you can continue in this competition to see you fully realized and the best you can be.
HoWaffles: Your performance was my least favorite tonight. Not only were you barely in any scene, but your character felt like it had virtually no substance or purpose being in the script in the first place! When you have a powerhouse of a performance like OzQueen’s to compare yours to, you realize how yours did not embody Coco at all! Your runway look is beautiful though! I can see you’re developing your skills and your polish and I love the detailing in it. Overall, you can do better.
Via: You definitely got lost in the middle of all these huge personalities, which is a shame as Coco Peru is funny as hell and it seemed like you were afraid to stand out, unlike OzQueen in her team. You are definitely stepping it up when it comes to looks though, and I really like the thotty maneater you’re giving us tonight! Just wish you would’ve tried a bit harder in the challenge.
Thank you, Robin.
Thank you ladies, I think we’ve heard enough. Based on the judges’ critiques, we’ve made some decisions.
Donut: (confessional) I had my doubts at the beginning but I knew my comedy would pull through! All I need to do is beat OzQueen in a lip-sync, which is a hard thing to do.
OzQueen: (confessional) Period. The reign of OzQueen is just beginning, this isn’t the first time you’ll hear those words coming from the judges’ mouths!
María: (confessional) This is my second time being in the bottom in a row. I know there’s still more for me to prove.
Robin: (confessional) Hearing that I’m in the bottom gives me slight PTSD as I was in the bottom for every episode I participated in on Season 3. But just like how I survived those bottom placements back then, I’ll do so now too.
Natasha: (confessional) Chile, I was in the Top 2 last week. To fall down to the bottom the week after feels disheartening.
Hosts: AmyNo iSaid, Gingica, you are safe.
DonutLikeMe, OzQueen, each of you needs to decide which of the bottom queens you will eliminate if you win the lip-sync. While you deliberate in the Werk Room, the judges will be… playing a quick round of Cluedo. You may leave the stage.
[The queens leave the stage]
Deliberation[]
[The top and bottom queens enter the Werk Room]
QOM: Hi y’all!
Donut: (grinning) Hi b*tches!
Hannah: So, who won?
OzQueen: Donut and I.
[The queens congratulate them]
Donut: (confessional) I just won a challenge and it’s starting to sink in that the fates of these bottom girls are in my hands. Now it’s their job to tell me why they think they deserve to stay.
OzQueen: Who wants to plead their case first?
Natasha: Me, I guess. Chile…
[They sit down on one of the couches]
OzQueen: Just so you know, I’m not sending you home…
Natasha: Thank you queen.
OzQueen: ...because I’m only eliminating my competition, so not you b*tch! [They laugh] Now that I’ve seen your comedy skills I can say you’re not a threat to me.
Natasha: (playfully) Yes, my comedy skills are zero queen! Jokes aside, I think you shouldn’t eliminate me ‘cause I’m prepared to serve when it comes to looks and challenges till the end of the season. I can also help you get rid of the big G.
[Shade sound]
[Camera pans to Gingica]
OzQueen: I know, I’m not sending you home b*tch.
OzQueen: (confessional) Natasha is a strong queen and she supported me back in Season 3, so she could make for a great ally in this competition. But right now, my mind’s set on one thing: sending a certain someone home. [rucucu]
[Robin sits down with Donut]
Robin: Why I should stay is because this is my first time in the bottom and this is María's second. [Shade sound]
[Camera pans to María]
Robin: ...I also have more to show than she has, even though I've flopped tonight. I have been trying my best to show how much I've improved since Season 3, and if I stay I’ll show why I deserve to be here over María.
[María, sitting on the main couch, overhears her]
María: ...F*ck this.
[She stands up and walks over to Robin and Donut]
María: I always try to do my best and the judges never understand. [to Donut] I don't know you much but I know you are a smart queen and if so you would keep me here.
Donut: (baffled) Well I guess I have to keep you now because I’m smart!
[Metal scraping sound]
María: [to OzQueen] And OzQueen, I know you don't like me and I know we have drama, but please let me stay, I know I'm good and I know you want good competition.
OzQueen: Girl, after the sh*t I’ve seen you do I don’t think there’s any from you.
[The queens silently sip their cocktails]
María: You are so rude! Just like I’ve been saying, you don’t take this seriously.
OzQueen: I’m OzQueen and I play fair.
[rucucu]
María: The only fair thing here is you going home.
OzQueen: Enjoy your elimination.
María: F*ck you too b*tch.
María: (confessional) [lets out a long, exasperated sigh] I don’t know how to get through to OzQueen. She’s not being rational, she wants me out just because of her petty hatred for me. Right now my hope is riding on Donut winning this lip-sync and saving my a*s.
[The Top 2 queens prepare for the lip-sync]
Elimination[]
[The queens re-enter the main stage]
Hosts: Welcome back ladies. Two top All Stars stand before us.
Prior to tonight, you were asked to create a square for Shame by Evelyn 'Champagne' King.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress us, win 10 A Points, and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens… the chop.
The time has come... for you to lipsync…
[The song starts]
[They both give out their best disco moves]
Donut: (confessional) I’m not too bothered by lip-syncing against OzQueen, she is like… way too confident and I can do what she can do and make it original. [Metal scraping sound]
OzQueen: (confessional) Lip-syncing against Donut… I mean, she’s strong and she’s cute and all…
[OzQueen turns around and does a wig reveal]
[The hosts are living]
OzQueen: (confessional) ...but she’s not OzQueen. [smirks]
Via: I’m living!
[During the chorus of the song, Donut does a reveal]
HoWaffles: OPRAH!
María: (confessional) These b*tches are really going at it! I’m just hoping Donut takes the cake because I know what my fate will be if OzQueen wins...
[The queens in the back scream and dance along]
[The song ends]
[The hosts clap]
OzQueen: (confessional) B*tch we was like ahhhhh! I’m here to make it clear, all of you b*tches better be threatened by miss OzQueen!
OzQueen: I chose this b*tch María…
[Menacing metal scraping sound]
[The hosts are gobsmacked and the queens are shocked]
[María sighs]
QOS: Um, okay then.
Hosts: As it is written, so it shall be done. María Netta, you are and will always be… an All Star. Now…
María: You might have some dumb a*s b*tches getting on your nerves in life, but always remember, life is YOUR puppet show!
[OzQueen isn’t fazed]
[She leaves the stage]
Hosts: Our precious All Stars, remember, if you can’t love yo’self, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else? Can we get an amen up in here?
Now, let the music play!