“Tonight, you will be attending the Digital Snatch Fest!”
[The queens freak out in excitement]
Robin: (confessional) “I'm most scared I'll flop considering how horribly I did in Snatch Game in Season 3. I have to do better this time.”
Natasha: “Why you so worried girl?”
Robin: (confessional) “I’m nervous as hell.”
“Miss Dominique Jackson (AmyNo iSaid)!”
Dominique: “I wrote that Scared Sally is not afraid of a virus! But because she is afraid to be SLAYED BY ME, besides the only virus she has is the HIV, just like that girl Farty B, after dragging her p*nani across the streets of NYC.”
[QOS cackles]
“TikTok superstar SnarkyMarky (DonutLikeMe)!”
Ja’mie: “OH my god you're poor! You know I can sponsor you right?”
Marky: “Why would I let ANYONE sponsor me when their name is separated by an apostrophe. If you are so CLUSTERED that your name can't even be united, how can I trust you to keep me STABLE? Exactly. You can't SWEETIE.”
“AmyNo iSaid!”
Via: “You truly excelled in all areas this week.”
HoWaffles: “That was simply legendary!”
“DonutLikeMe!”
HoWaffles: “Your runway look is just amazing.”
QOS: “Just like last week, you nailed this character!”
“Robin X!”
QOS: “Your Snatch Game was not good.”
[Shade sound]
“AmyNo iSaid, DonutLikeMe...
Condragulations, you are the Top 2 All Stars of the week!”
DonutLikeMe...
“Which of the bottom queens have you chosen... to give the chop?”
Donut: “I chose... Robin.”
Robin X…
After Robin’s elimination…
Hannah: Whew...
Robin: (lipstick message) Sure, I didn't get to stay as long as I have liked to but I'm glad to have shown why I am an All Star. This hopefully won't be my last show. #RobinXforSeason4
Amy: Aww, poor Robin.
Donut: It was a hard decision, but I had to do what had to be done. [wipes the lipstick message]
OzQueen: Miss Hannah, how did it feel like bottoming?
[Metal scraping sound]
Hannah: It felt horrible, I’m never gonna be in the bottom again...
Hannah: (confessional) I had a taste of what being in the bottom feels like today, I don’t ever want to be in that position again. I’ve grown so much since my season, I just need to show it to the judges.
OzQueen: (confessional) Miz Hannah looks shaken in her boots. I see her cracking under pressure, hmm...
Gingica: Well, let’s get out of this sh*t ‘cause I need to rest!
Gingica: (confessional) I’m so relieved to just be safe in the Snatch Game, as y’all know, it isn’t really my strong suit and I’m glad I bypassed that point in the competition.
[The queens sit on a couch]
Natasha: So Amy, who’s lipstick is on yo t*tty?
Amy: [pulls out lipstick] I also chose Robin.
[Hannah sighs in relief]
Amy: It was one of the hardest decisions I had to make. I saw potential in both Hannah and Robin and I feel like either way it went, the competition would still miss a big chunk of talent without one of them.
Natasha: Girl… what talent.
[They all laugh]
[Camera pans to Hannah brickfaced]
[Intense orchestral music starts playing]
Hannah: (confessional) I’m sitting here thinking, am I not bringing my A-game to this competition? I made it pretty far on Season 3, but my track record still wasn’t that interesting.
[Camera pans through all the other queens messing around and laughing]
Hannah: (confessional) I don’t feel in a position where I can let loose like the other girls have, I need to impress the judges, there’s no other option.
[Intense orchestral music while camera pans towards the different queens]
Werk Room[]
QOM: (confessional) It’s another day in the Werk Room! I’ve been coasting through this competition the past few weeks, I need to start stepping it up!
OzQueen: Well girls, we’re done with the Snatch Game!
Gingica: Thank f*ck.
Natasha: I hope we get a design challenge next, y’all know I will step on each of your a*ses.
Donut: On Chromatica maybe…
[They all laugh]
[A siren sound plays]
[Vroom]
OzQueen: Livin’ in the future blinging on my hotline?
Maxi Challenge[]
Hosts: Hey queens! Today, we’d like you to take a moment to look back on the past and envision the future. ‘Cause you might be slaying today, but what about tomorrow or… 50 years ago? So, for this week’s Maxi Challenge, we are throwing a ball!
Amy: (confessional) B*tch, I’m revving my engines! This is the perfect chance to show off my designing skills.
But not just any ball… We want you to really get inspired by the dazzling fashion trends of the past and, who knows, maybe even create your own fads for the future in the Decades Ball! You will have to design three different looks:
First off, we want you to look back on the chic, sleek fashions of the 50s and bring us your best Vintage Glamour!
Next, we want to see some Retro Apparel, inspired by the over-the-top, colorful neon trends of the 80s.
And for your last look of the evening, category is… Future of Drag. Show us what you think drag will look like twenty, fifty, or even a hundred years from now!
You have 120 hours to submit all three of your looks to your Discord confessional channels. Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best All Star… WIN!
Tracking List[]
- AmyNo iSaid [3/3]
- DonutLikeMe [3/3]
- Gingica [3/3]
- Hannah [3/3]
- Natasha [3/3]
- OzQueen [3/3]
- Queen of Memes [3/3]
Werk Room[]
[The queens gather materials and get to work on their looks]
Natasha: (confessional) This week’s challenge is the Decades Ball! I won the Cosmic Ball back in Season 3 so you best believe I’m gonna give it my all. The other girls won’t know what hit them!
[OzQueen starts designing a look]
OzQueen: (under her breath) Girl I feel dizzy…
[The other queens glance at her]
OzQueen: (confessional) These past few weeks, my fashion has just been kinda okay. Last week I tried going back to my campy roots, but the judges didn’t get it and it made me feel down, and my Snatch Game felt like I was running out of comedy.
Amy: You okay girl?
OzQueen: It’s just… it’s been hard.
[Metal scraping sound]
OzQueen: I don’t feel as happy as I did on Season 3.
Amy: Well, that’s normal. This is a completely different game and we all have to be on our toes.
OzQueen: I’m not giving up, I just want y’all to know that I’m real and not a perfect person. Meanwhile some girls do the bare minimum and keep coasting by. [Shade sound]
[Gingica silently watches her]
Gingica: (confessional) I don't know where this frustration from OzQueen is coming from. Is she scared she isn’t doing as well as she thought she would? Maybe she doesn’t really want to be here… [rucucu]
[The hosts return for a walk-through]
QOS: Hey b*tches!
[HoWaffles walks up to Queen of Memes’s station]
HoWaffles: How’s it going, girl?
QOM: It’s been going great! I feel really confident in what I’ve done so far.
HoWaffles: Can I take a look?
QOM: (confessional) I actually went home in the Ball in my season, but I’m not gonna let it happen this time around. I’ve worked so hard to up the level of my fashion, so it would be really disheartening to not get recognition for that.
HoWaffles: I’m actually so impressed! Your polish has improved ten-fold. I can’t wait to see what else you’ll bring to the runway!
QOM: Thank you!
HoWaffles: Good luck!
[Queen of Snakes stops by Donut’s station]
QOS: Hey girl! How’re you doing?
Donut: I’m taking my time with these looks. The 80s decade is my favorite out of these three so it should theoretically be the easiest for me.
QOS: Uh huh, and how are you feeling about the other categories?
Donut: Future of Drag is definitely the hardest. You can know a lot about the past, but you don't know what the future holds. Making something I think looks good and futuristic is very difficult.
Donut: (confessional) I’ve had two challenge wins in a row, and last week I won the lip-sync, which really boosted my confidence. Even if I don’t win this week, I have to keep the hype up. I can’t falter, not now.
QOS: I’m sure you’ll do fantastic as usual. I’ll see you out there!
[Queen of Memes adds the finishing touches to her looks]
QOM: And I’m done!
[Everyone is still working on their first look and looking at her in shock]
Natasha: Girl, you’re… done?
Natasha: (confessional) I’m out here stressing out, trying to find something to add on to my first look and miss Memes is already done with all 3 of hers and they don’t necessarily look… good.
Gingica: [in the station next to her] Don’t you think you can add more to your looks?
QOM: Nah, they’re good as they are. I don’t wanna add more things and f*ck it up somehow.
[Metal scraping sound]
Gingica: Um, is your 80s look supposed to be inspired by Heathers?
QOM: Yeah, isn’t it sickening?
Gingica: (grinning) Well, I didn’t get that at first glance.
Natasha: [silently] Oop.
Gingica: (confessional) [heavily sighing] She really doesn’t get it, does she...
Gingica: [to QOM] I suggest you continue working, there’s more you can add to the looks.
QOM: I don’t feel like doing so, I mean the judges already praised my polish when they came. I’m gonna go take a nap, I didn't sleep at all last night!
[Queen of Memes walks over to a couch to take a quick nap]
[Menacing metal scraping sound]
[Everyone looks at her like she’s crazy]
Runway[]
Welcome to the main stage of Beat Yo Face: All Stars! How are we doing, ladies?
QOS: This denim is very itchy!
HoWaffles: Feeling juicy in my Juicy Couture!
Via: Ready for the Oscars afterparty!
This week we challenged our queens to give us a blast from the past and the future in... the Decades Ball!
Gentlemen, start your engines. And may the best All Star…
Let’s take a trip to the 50s because category is Vintage Glamour!
First up, AmyNo iSaid!
QOS: So that’s where my picnic blanket went!
Amy: (voiceover) Trying to keep people still conscious about it [feminism and female empowerment], my look is inspired by the gorgeous dresses of women in the 50s while taking elements from the male fashion of the decade. I feel empowered, as I'm representing all the underrated talented girls who couldn't get higher places in the business while keeping the classic and sleek silhouette of the era.
HoWaffles: She can run my business alright!
Via: I own 51% of this denim company!
Up next, DonutLikeMe!
QOS: Jessica Rabb*tch!
Donut: (voiceover) For my 50's, I'm giving you a rich blonde Playboy actress. This gown is gorgeous with my purple fur, and I'm serving true modern day Marilyn Monroe.
HoWaffles: Marilyn Mon-ho!
Via: Blonde bombshell!
Gingica!
QOS: Her socks are green with envy!
Gingica: (voiceover) With my 50s look I am flaunting this blue, yellow patterned, A-line dress with a large knot below the neck. The dress is accompanied by green socks and black pumps. This ensemble was paid for by my capitalist husband's low-income working-class laborers. [wink]
HoWaffles: The greener the socks, the bluer the look!
Via: I’d love to take a peek at her fine china!
Hannah!
QOS: I’m hopelessly devoted to her!
Hannah: (voiceover) You better shape up, stud!
HoWaffles: Is she the one that I want? On second thought, yes she is.
Via: There are worse things she could do!
Natasha!
QOS: She’s a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!
Natasha: (voiceover) For this look I was inspired by Barbie Dolls I've found at a landfill while looking for materials to make my loo- I mean, they were popular at the time. Designs like that always pop in my head when I hear the word "vintage" so I tried keeping it as elegant and simple as possible!
HoWaffles: Bubble gum-tastic!
Via: Pinker than shepherd’s delight!
OzQueen!
QOS: Is she wearing Lululemon?
OzQueen: (voiceover) She is a lemon woman, my look is inspired by the 50's dresses, simple and elegant.
HoWaffles: She’s gonna make these b*tches feel real bitter!
Via: Milk milk lemonade!
Queen of Memes!
QOS: I want a taste of her cherry chapstick!
QOM: (voiceover) I am living my 50s housewife fantasy with this look. I am trying to improve my polishness to the judges and I hope I gag them with my sickening looks tonight and finally take home a challenge win.
HoWaffles: Is she la ceri-ous?
Via: She’s the cherry on top!
Now to the 80s, our queens are dressed up in Retro Apparel!
First up, AmyNo iSaid!
QOS: I think I’m sick, I’ve been feeling very… geometrical.
Amy: (voiceover) Grace Jones is in the house, I'm still inspired by powerful women but giving a little bit of an Amy twist...
[Amy rips her suit off to reveal…]
Amy: (voiceover) BAM! This is a new decade! Change your old television and welcome the new & exclusive colored shows, brought to your screen by Aminoacids National Television.
HoWaffles: TV stands for Tapped V*gina.
[The hosts chuckle in confusion]
Via: Video killed the radio All Star!
Up next, DonutLikeMe!
QOS: I wonder what Dave would think of this!
Donut: (voiceover) For my 80's look, I'm portraying Annie Lennox of Eurythmics. Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) is one of my favorite songs from the 80's and I do think this look is iconic enough to give you true 80's!
HoWaffles: Is this what sweet dreams are made of?
Via: Would she lie to you?
Gingica!
QOS: I think she’s about to chop some wood.
Gingica: (voiceover) For the 80s look I went with a cool, laid back checkered jumpsuit with iconic roller skaters but then…
[She turns around and…]
Gingica: (voiceover) I reveal a look with classic 80s jeans, hair and a bright emerald balloon sleeve top. You can also notice some pins on my shorts that represent iconic pop culture moments from the 1980s.
HoWaffles: She plaid us!
Via: Rock and roll!
Hannah!
QOS: It was acceptable in the 80s!
Hannah: (voiceover) Who's ready to sweat?
HoWaffles: Rain-Blow it up!
Via: You guys, she’s like, totally leotarded.
Natasha!
QOS: She’s gonna hula so good you take her to the jeweler!
Natasha: (voiceover) "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!" - that's what my designer screamed when we were testing the neon hula hoops and it started burning… that's why the look was a little harder to make, but I think I managed to pull it off. I've also tried to achieve as much contrast as I could. I needed the neon colors of clothes to BURN your eyes - and I think I succeeded.
HoWaffles: Hula oop-... She just hit her b*lls...
Via: What a feeling, being’s believing!
OzQueen!
QOS: I know you ain’t used to a female alpha!
OzQueen: (voiceover) My look is based on shoulderpads and how it makes women more powerful, the look is a household wife who is a house seller by day and a dominatrix by night, she's gonna sell your house and then f*ck it!
HoWaffles: She puts all her cash in a hole and f*cks it.
Via: Shoulderpadded for the gods!
Queen of Memes!
QOS: This is J.D-licious!
QOM: (voiceover) For this look, I am taking inspiration from the iconic 80s film Heathers. I am walking down this runway living my polished Veronica fantasy. Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.
HoWaffles: Who the f*ck is Heather?
Via: F*ck me gently with a chainsaw!
Lastly, category is Future of Drag!
First up, AmyNo iSaid!
QOS: She’s a little furry.
Amy: (voiceover) Some of these queens may go for a total futuristic and mechanical outfit, but I want it to keep it real and true to myself. If the world doesn't end by the end of this year, it'll develop to a point where finally gender won't be a theme of discussion...
[Amy takes her coat and headpiece off to reveal...]
Amy: (voiceover) THE FUTURE IS NON-BINARY! Thus I left behind the masculine elements of my previous outfits. People will be taking elements from nature and using A LOT OF TEXTURES, while still using elements for the approaching robotic era. My right hand vibrates just fine. [ding]
HoWaffles: Mosai-yuck!
Via: I’m suddenly craving some corn on the cob...
Up next, DonutLikeMe!
QOS: Nice buns!
[Donut strikes a pose and…]
Donut: (voiceover) My future of drag look is representing current dress designs combined with cyborg power and corruption. The future holds a lot of things and I feel like in the future, something will go wrong to make people glitched. That's my vision behind this look; something glitched, corrupted but fierce.
HoWaffles: She’s got big shoes to fill!
Via: Space buns are so 3008!
Gingica!
QOS: Paint me like one of your Belgian girls!
Gingica: (voiceover) Lastly I present the Future of Drag with a campy look, coming from me? Would've never guessed! This piece means that the future will not exclude self-expression and no one should hold another's self and/or creativity back in their art works.
HoWaffles: Looking camp right in the eye!
Via: Picasso-no-she-betta-don’t!
Hannah!
QOS: Glitch glitch b*tch!
Hannah: (voiceover) Alexa, find the hottest girl in the room. Oh wait, it's just me!
HoWaffles: The Golden-plated Girls!
Via: Take me to your DJ…
Natasha!
QOS: Is she floating? Nevermind, it’s pants and not a dress.
Natasha: (voiceover) The future of drag... I think everyone has ME on their minds when they hear that phrase. As I'm planning on starting my own drag brand, I implemented that in my costume with a branded gown that says N A T A S H A… aah, I'm so proud of this baby girl!
HoWaffles: The future is… a Natasha dictatorship.
Via: Florals? In the future? Groundbreaking.
OzQueen!
QOS: I don’t remember dropping acid today.
[As she walks, she cracks her shell open to reveal…]
OzQueen: (voiceover) I believe the future of drag is gonna be crazier, bigger, and EXTRA, psychedelic and out of this world, it's gonna rule the world and be around..... the galaxy.
HoWaffles: Is she an alien or a reptilian?
Via: Girl, you’re an alien!
Queen of Memes!
QOS: María Netta! I just saw María Netta girl.
QOM: (voiceover) The future is female and it sure feels good. For my future of drag look, I am embodying an empowered female from the year 2045. She's liberated, she's boss, she's everything.
HoWaffles: Marie Antoi-net?
Via: Pagliacci, but make it glam!
Judges' Critiques[]
Welcome back ladies. When we call your name, please step forward.
You are safe. You may leave the stage.
[OzQueen raises an eyebrow]
[The safe queens leave]
Now it’s time for the judges' critiques.
Starting with AmyNo iSaid!
QOS: Tonight you served three totally different looks but they all were connected and were individually so good. Your 50s businessperson look perfectly blended both ends of the gender spectrum and you continued to do that in your 80s look. I prefer your 80s look pre-reveal because the second outfit makes it look kind of cheesy. Your future runway is metamorphic and mind-boggling. It’s a beautiful and fashionable disaster and I absolutely love it. Great job!
HoWaffles: What I want to get out of the way first is how amazing the storyline you had between all three of your looks is! I think it’s really smart to think of each decade in a way that highlights the evolution of feminine and masculine elements in clothing and how it ended on the non-binary note. The looks themselves are fantastic as well! My favorite was that chic denim 50s look, although we asked you to be fashion-forward for the last category only, you brought the fashion-forwardness to each look, which I applaud! I think your weakest look was the 80s but I still love all the quirky elements you added on to it!
Via: Your looks tonight were, quite simply, an experience! Starting off with your vintage look, I love how you genderbent a typical business suit of the era and gave it a little Joan Crawford tease with the hairstyle. Your 80s looks were ridiculous - in a good way - with the giant hair and the puffy, baggy suit, which I kinda preferred over the Technicolor outfit. Now, your Future of Drag... Groundbreaking. What you gave us is a surreal, progressive, fully realized avant-garde concept that only you could pull off! You really showed us multiple facets of your eccentric sense of fashion this week. Fantastic job!
Thank you, Amy.
Moving on to Gingica!
QOS: I wasn’t very impressed with your runway looks tonight. Starting with your 50s look, I just found it ugly. Everything about it felt like it didn’t belong from the strange fabric pattern, the green socks, and the huge bottom lashes that make you look like some sort of sea creature. I don’t see how this is supposed to be Vintage Glamour. However, I enjoyed your 80s look. I thought it was fun and campy and it fit the theme much better than your other looks. Your future look was just not good at all. If you swapped your 50s look with your future one it probably would have worked better because this doesn’t read as futuristic at all. I get the concept of remembering your past and that could have worked if the look was good...and yours wasn’t. I am extremely disappointed tonight and I know you can do better.
HoWaffles: I had a lot of issues with your looks, they’re sleek and polished yes, but they don’t necessarily have a wow-factor to them. Your 50s look was an eyesore to look at, not only due to that horrid color combination, but also due to the awkward silhouette and the… green socks? Very questionable. My favorite look was the 80s look and I appreciate all the small details you added onto it such as the roller skates and the pins. Now, the Future of Drag look… [sighs] I never expected to judge your taste level as much as I did when I saw this look, not only is it unfitting to the theme, but it has basically no character. Your futuristic look actually looks more like an antique than your 50s look. Those accent pieces you have on… they look like vintage bed frames and I don’t really see any campy elements in the look besides the Picasso print on it. All in all, better luck next time.
Via: I had very high hopes for you in this challenge and you... didn’t come through. For starters, I just don't get your 50s look - why is it so bizarre and outlandish? It's more futuristic than your Future of Drag! Your 80s looks were your best ones, and I liked that you came out wearing roller skates and a perm. As for your Future of Drag, I get the concept, but it lacks personality and that little extra oomph. I mean, it's not particularly futuristic and I think making the dress itself a mere print of a painting is a bit of a cop-out, though I will say I liked the texture of the frames and gloves. To sum things up, you fell below expectations.
Thank you, Gingica.
Next up, Hannah!
QOS: Purrrrrrrr. I’m purring out of happiness because you did amazing tonight! Every look is filled with polish and you mixed camp with glamour effortlessly! Your 50’s look is such a great Grease tease and I love the bubblegum pink colors of the outfit. Your 80s look is on the edge of Party City but I’ll let it slide considering how perfectly you fit the theme. The 80s was such a cheesy and quirky time and you captured that with your look. Your future look reminds me of Divine but in a cyborg suit and it is overall a good look! Amazing!
HoWaffles: I see that miss Hannah has finally arrived into the competition! Looking at the quality of the looks you served tonight and the looks you showcased on your season, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to notice that amazing improvement in style and polish. I’m obsessed with your 50s look and all the details you have on it, as well as the inspiration you took from Grease. Your 80s look is so quintessential 80s with the color scheme, patterns, and overall silhouette! Lastly, I think your futuristic look is gorgeous to look at with all those gold-accented pieces and the eye-piece that reads “Beat Yo Face”, very nice attention to detail. Good job tonight!
Via: I am in awe at your looks - you have stepped it ALL the way up! Your polish is off the charts and your overall sense of fashion has definitely come a long way since Season 3. As for the actual looks, your Vintage Glamour is adorable and I love the Grease reference, but I think your Retro is a little too garish and generic, though I appreciate the details. Your Future of Drag reads a bit costumey, yes, but the concept is solid and I love the glitching, the color scheme and the gold-plated armor. You did great tonight!
Thank you, Hannah.
Up next, Natasha!
QOS: I was excited to see what you were going to show us tonight and I was still impressed! Your Barbie businesswoman fantasy that is your 50s look is so perfect and is exactly what I wanted to see for “Vintage Glamour.” Your neon aerobics instructor for your 80s look is so fun and campy and it reminds me of your Saturn look from Season 3’s ball because of your hula hoops. Your future look is the definition of camp and I don’t know if I would want to live under a Natasha dictatorship but I do know that your look is amazing and it is nothing below the Natasha standard. Great job!
HoWaffles: It amazes me to see how it takes you little time to whip up three fully realized, beautiful, polished, and conceptualized looks! Your set of looks was my favorite tonight but that’s no surprise. I am literally in love with your 50s look, it’s so mod yet chic, and most of all... fashion! It also has a beautiful color scheme that goes along with it, it might be my favorite look of the whole night! Your 80s look was similar to Hannah’s in that it’s so quintessential 80s, which I love! Finally, your Future of Drag look is amazing because you really brought us in with its concept and about how you think the future is so Natasha-driven, I also love that floral headpiece! Overall, amazing job!
Via: You won the Ball in your season so I knew you were gonna serve, but your looks still wowed me! The vintage look is giving Chanel realness and it's just so lovely and chic I wanted to rip it off of you and take it home with me! Your Retro Apparel went in a similar direction as Hannah's but I think you did it better with the more consistent color scheme and the neon hula hoops. And finally, your Future of Drag is campy perfection! I couldn't help but cackle at the giant "NATASHA" banner and I really appreciate that you took inspiration from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Simply put, amazing job tonight!
Thank you, Natasha.
Lastly, Queen of Memes!
QOS: Your looks tonight might have not been the best out of everyone but I think this is the best you have been. I really appreciate you taking our critiques seriously and working hard to improve your looks because it is clear that you have improved so much polish-wise. Your 50’s look isn’t very special but your 80s look is great! I think that it is probably your best look ever! The Heathers reference and how polished it is really make it a great look. Your future look was interesting but I don’t really see how it is supposed to represent the future and it is below your other looks in terms of polish.
HoWaffles: You finished your looks pretty quickly in comparison with everyone else, but I do think that more time on them would’ve made them more realized. I have to applaud you on that amazing step up in polish, it’s so great to see how this show drives people like you into really pushing past their limits and improving their skill set! As for the looks themselves, they were very sub-par. Your 50s look didn't wow me and I feel as if the dress should’ve been cut slightly above where it is currently. I loved the Heathers moment in your 80s look but again, the proportions were slightly off. Your Future of Drag look was my least favorite, both beauty-wise and polish-wise, I don’t think it’s clever to go for a traditional French silhouette for a look about the future.
Via: First off, I want to commend you on how much you've improved polish-wise, because these looks are worlds apart from what you served on your season! That said, though I think they were all fine, I still felt there was something missing. Your 50s and 80s looks are nice and I'm living for the Heathers reference in the latter, but your Future of Drag fell a bit flat. It's a bit top-heavy and a bit of a mish-mash; I can't really see how it's futuristic. Overall, you didn’t do bad at all, but you could’ve done better.
Thank you, Queen of Memes.
Thank you ladies, I think we’ve heard enough. Based on the judges’ critiques, we’ve made some decisions.
Amy: (confessional) Two challenge wins back-to-back, I’m sure the girls now know for sure why I won my season!
Natasha: (confessional) My fashions saved me this time after a mediocre two weeks, I’m glad I’m where I deserve to be again.
Gingica: (confessional) I managed to stain my perfect track record! [weeps] On a serious note, I know I’m too good to be leaving this early.
QOM: (confessional) This is f*cked up, I stepped up my polish and sense of style and I got validation from the hosts themselves. How did I still end up in the bottom?!
Hosts: Hannah, you are safe.
AmyNo iSaid, Natasha, each of you needs to decide which of the bottom queens you will eliminate if you win the lip-sync. While you deliberate in the Werk Room, the judges will be… traveling back in time. You may leave the stage.
[The queens leave the stage]
Deliberation[]
[The top and bottom queens enter the Werk Room]
Donut: Hey ladies!
Hannah: Hey!
OzQueen: So which b*tches won?
Natasha: Me and miss Amy.
OzQueen: ...Work. [Shade sound]
OzQueen: (confessional) I don’t really see what was safe about my looks, so I’m not too happy with how I placed this week. However, miss Amy is now in the lead and she is fierce competition, so I gotta step my p*ssy up.
Donut: Who are the bottoms?
QOM: Me and Gingica.
[Gingica looks annoyed]
Amy: Okay so who wants to talk first? But let me grab a cocktail first cuz I’m about to die of dehydration in this outfit. [ding]
Gingica: I’ll go.
[Gingica and Amy sit down on a couch]
Gingica: I shouldn't go simply because I deserve to stay here. I spend a lot of time crafting my looks trying to impress everyone, while some girls get away with uncreative or simply trashy looks.
[Metal scraping sound]
Gingica: I got trashed on because I wore green socks? Because I was the only one with a slightly different silhouette in the first category? To me these are just details that make me stand out, not my fault they hate the color green.
Amy: (confessional) I’m not liking Gingica’s attitude right now. I get that she’s upset but she shouldn’t be taking these critiques that personally. It’s not that serious, girl…
Amy: ...Alright, interesting. I’ll consider it.
[Natasha and Queen of Memes chat on the other side of the room]
Natasha: So what’s the T?
QOM: I think I should stay because I have improved on my polish ten-fold and have so much more to prove to the judges. I also have NEVER won a challenge before and my main goal is to finally take home a win.
Natasha: And do you think that’s a realistic goal, miss girl? [rucucu]
QOM: I know I haven't proved to you that I'm the strongest competitor this season, but if you save me, I promise that I will fight with blood sweat and tears until I make it to the end of this competition.
[Natasha isn’t fazed]
Natasha: (confessional) Miss Memes is saying she has a fire under her a*s right now, but girl… Where was this energy last week? And the week before that? She’s been consistently underperforming and I’m not sure it would be wise to keep her in the competition.
[The Top 2 queens prepare for the lip-sync]
Elimination[]
[The queens re-enter the main stage]
Hosts: Welcome back ladies. Two top All Stars stand before us.
Prior to tonight, you were asked to create a square for Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress us, win 10 A Points, and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens… the chop.
The time has come... for you to lipsync…
[The song starts]
[Amy and Natasha live their techno fantasies on stage]
Amy: (confessional) I'm feeling nervous about lip-syncing against Natasha because she's good at it. She is high quality and her style embodies Just Dance so she has an advantage that others don't have, however I'm also really confident about my skills and I want to put up a good fight.
Natasha: (confessional) Amy girl, you cute, but you have nothing against me. I might have lost my last lip-sync to the big G, but it’s not happening again.
[Amy readies for a reveal]
[The hosts are gagged]
Donut: (confessional) This is a lip-sync for the ages! They’re both giving off fierce fembot vibes, I’m living!
[The queens in the back are screaming and shouting]
[Before the song ends, Natasha pulls out a last-minute gag]
[The queens are living]
HoWaffles: Not the robot bra!
OzQueen: (confessional) Natasha’s reveal made this lip-sync go from a 10 to a 100! Ma’am this is iconic.
[The song ends]
[The hosts clap]
Natasha: (confessional) PERIOD! This is to teach y’all not to mess with miss Natasha.
Natasha: This queen… It’s almost like I have no idea who she is. When we talked in the Werk Room, I did not feel she had what it takes to stay, so I chose...
[Queen of Memes is expressionless]
[Gingica sighs of relief]
Hosts: As it is written, so it shall be done. Queen of Memes, you are and will always be… an All Star. Now…
QOM: ...Oh, and I have one more trick up my sleeve.
[The queens chuckle and clap for her]
[She leaves the stage]
Hosts: Our fabulous All Stars, remember, if you can’t love yo’self, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else? Can we get an amen up in here?
Now, let the music play!